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[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Oh man, Oh boy, Oh *sigh*, this cowering really takes it out of me and now poeple are hurt. I guess I have to heal them then or they might get mad at me and that would ruin any future attempts at diplomacy with them. Oh man, oh boy, oh *sigh*.(I start healing them starting with the most injured)

[greymountain_Sage]

I offer the gold key to whoever can find a secret door, then raise my hammer over my head, ready to smash any vipers that suddenly appear from out of the coffers.

[Hanslanda]

MEDIC! Shit, this two hitpoint thing really doesn't leave much room for error.

I step outside the room and wait for healing.

[Scelly9]

((PTW))

[zacen299]

Hans you can take one of Cairn's potions.

[Vorthon]

Smash a random coffer!

[Kadzar]

Razdak narrows his eyes at coffer #2, curls one of his paws into a fist and smacks it into the palm of the other repeatedly.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Yell a long string of loud curses at the vipers as I GTFO to the closest possible healing person!

[Solifuge]

There's plenty of healing potions in the chest here too!

Can someone magic-scan that axe? If no one wants it, I'd be happy to test it out trying to hack open coffer 13 again, and see if it does anything magical.

[killerhellhound]

I take the coffer with the axe inside carefully and take it to a mage with detect magic to find out what it does

[zacen299]

What part of poisonous snakes do you not get?

[greymountain_Sage]

Seriously, anyone want to look for that secret door? I'm now offering a free healing potion if you find it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Drink all three new potions to see if I'll explode (that or gain super powers, or just to spite the gods.)

You drink all three potions at once. Guess which one was poison? (Hint: It was all of them). Actually, I lie. One of them was supposed to be a firebomb.

[FORTITUDE: 14] [FORTITUDE: 17] [FORTITUDE: 8]  damage: 12

Welp. Let's just say that you now have no recognizable internal organs, and leave it at that. Okay?

Try again, still pointing the damn thing away from me when I open it.

[19 + 5] The coffer quickly opens under your expert lockpicking. Do you want to know what was in coffer #6?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you guessed a pair of vipers, you were right. Unfortunately, due to the viper's acute sense of smell, they know exactly where you are.

[REFLEX: 5 + 5] [REFLEX: 12 + 5] One of them bites you in the forearm before you chuck the coffer away.

[FORTITUDE: 5] It stings like the dickens, but you'll be fine. For now, that is. 1 damage

Oh man, Oh boy, Oh *sigh*, this cowering really takes it out of me and now poeple are hurt. I guess I have to heal them then or they might get mad at me and that would ruin any future attempts at diplomacy with them. Oh man, oh boy, oh *sigh*.(I start healing them starting with the most injured)

[18] [4] You heal Nikolai up a bit before turning to Hans and completely botching the healing spell. Whoops. At least you didn't manage to kill Hans. This time... 1 healing

I step outside the room and wait for healing.

Well Aroth fails at healing, so you chug a potion from Cairn's stash dead body. What? He said that you could have one before his death.

Smash a random coffer!

[16] This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And it does. You find 56GP in that coffer. Sweet.

Razdak narrows his eyes at coffer #2, curls one of his paws into a fist and smacks it into the palm of the other repeatedly.

[3] The chest is not terribly intimidated, and in fact is probably locked tighter than before.

Yell a long string of loud curses at the vipers as I GTFO to the closest possible healing person!

Even with Aroth's healing, you still chuck a healing potion from Midna's Jade Coffer. Hmm... They're starting to get kinda low.

There's plenty of healing potions in the chest here too!

Can someone magic-scan that axe? If no one wants it, I'd be happy to test it out trying to hack open coffer 13 again, and see if it does anything magical.

I take the coffer with the axe inside carefully and take it to a mage with detect magic to find out what it does

One of the AFK mages casts detect magic on the axe. Probably Gramjir, since he hasn't done much recently.

[2] Okay then... Let's give Dr. Malpracteece a try.

[5] Hmmm... He didn't do much either. Well, it's been a while since we've heard from Corvus...

[6] Not even him? Damn it. Next round then.

I offer the gold key to whoever can find a secret door, then raise my hammer over my head, ready to smash any vipers that suddenly appear from out of the coffers.

[AUTOSUCCESS] You smash the vipers that bit Kazard with your hammer. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Spoiler: Remaining Coffers/Trunks (click to show/hide)

Trunks: 2 - Old Axe, 3, 4, 5 - Three Potions (green, blue, crimson)
Coffers: 2 - Animated, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 21, 22, 24

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 2/3

Weapons: Two-handed Sword
Armour: Light Plated Leather Armour, Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP)



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (86GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil

[zacen299]

12 DAMAGE!?!!?! I expected to die sure but that was overkill. Now onto business
Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: One Arming Sword/Dagger, Throwing Knives (15 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour with a Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.
Items:


Walk back into the tomb grumbling about falling out of the sky and hating the gods finding my body and taking the throwing knives, ladder and pole. ((Yes I've already gone that far you should see what happens next time he dies.))

[Hanslanda]

Sweet. I'm not dead yet again.

Pick the lock on trunk three.