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[USEC_OFFICER]

I pick the lock on Chest #1!

[2 + 5] You fail to pick the lock on the chest.

Malaken hits coffer #12 again! Repeatedly!

[18] The coffer is stubborn and refuses to open. Huh an eighteen. Inside the (now broken) coffer is... 30GP. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune
Gender: Male
Weapons: Two-handed sword
Armor: Light plated leather armor, leather pants, "L'Carpetron" nametag
Items: Brimstone torch, old KGB files, a striker

Lay KBG files on Coffer 8 and set it on fire using the flint striker.

You appear with the now required burst of brimstone, and set try to set coffer 8 on fire.

[7] Unfortunately the coffer is too old or something to burn. Don't ask me why. At least those old files have been destroyed properly.

Stop that idiot from hitting the box and just pick the lock for him. Slap him up the back of the head for being an idiot.

Well seeing as Malaken already has his coffer open, you decide to instead pick the lock on coffer... 17.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[9 + 5] The lock opens with a soft click, revealing 4 sapphires. Sweet. It's a shame you can't carry them though.

I think Cairn did reincarnate if(when) I die again I'll figure out how he keeps coming back in the meantime Ask for some of Hans lockpicking tools and pick Coffer #2

[7 + 5] You fail to pick the lock on the coffer, despite using the dead Hans's tools.

Thanks a ton, Nature. You're pretty cool for a Gestalten Non-entity. *fistbump*

I'll head back to the dungeon with Ganderton Thugsley, set out the box of the remaining healing potions in whatever room we're opening mystery boxes, and... hmm. Don't suppose we have a magic type around who knows Detect Magic, or could borrow it from someone, do we? We should probably scan the boxes to narrow our choices down.

Anyway, I'll carefully hack off the lock on lucky Coffer #13, and try to pry it open.

You set the box of healing potions down in Acererak's Living Room, and then look around for a nice coffer to bash into pieces, such as... Coffer number 13?

[10] After your expert beating, Coffer 13 is looking a little battered, but is still holding up fine.

I will continue waiting to bludgeon any monsters to death in case something leaps out of the coffers.
Nah, this is getting boring. I'm gonna grab... Let's see... coffer 5 and attempt to open it.

[5] Attempting to tear off the cover of the coffer with your bare hands results in failure. Oh well.

Razdak skips the magic for now and just tries to pick his coffer with his claws.

You were unlocking a trunk, not a coffer, remember?

[18] Unfortunately for you it's empty, despite your awesome lockpicking skills.

Aw, no Maxclone2?

Anyway, I'm going to attempt to open the door, slowly and carefully.

You confidently walk up to the door, and open it boldly slowly and carefully.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This trap will never get old.

The door swings open to reveal a completely blank wall, which materializes several spears to chuck in your general direction.

[REFLEX: 4] [REFLEX: 6] [REFLEX: 1] Sadly you're much too surprised to dodge, or even duck a little. Or flinch. Thus you simply stare at the spears jutting out of your body for several seconds, before slowly kneeling over, dead.

   With Midna back and seemingly low on drink, I use summon alcoholic beverage but upon seeing the goose give me quite the evil eye I quickly summon some more with my other memorization of it. Thats right, I dual wield summon alcohol.

[13] Midna accepts the booze gratefully, and then gets back to work. Ganderson Thugsley opens his bottle of booze sabre style with his beak, before drowning it down in one big gulp. It's thirst for booze sedated (though not its thirst for blood), Ganderson settles down for some well deserved shut-eye. I don't know what he did to deserve it, but I'm not arguing with that thing.

Spoiler: Remaining Coffers/Trunks (click to show/hide)

Trunks: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Coffers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 24

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Two-handed Aword
Armour: Light Plated Leather Armour, Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (35 GP)



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (30GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil

[Zako]

Drop my rope and grab the gems. Take them out of the tomb and bury them somewhere safe where I can find them again easily, like under a specific tree or boulder. Then head back in again and unlock coffer 6, but point it away from me when I open it.

[MaximumZero]

Blurgh!! I think I'm just gonna watch a while.

[Vorthon]

Smash coffer #1!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I go into the previously secured room just before the coffers room to watch my fellow adventurers kill themselves on traps loot the room.(Preferably before any more coffers are smashed/opened)

[zacen299]

Try and pick Trunk 6 also why am I not in the brave adventurers list?

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm a bit confused, has anyone opened the secret door yet?
If not, I'm gonna go ahead, open it up and head through.
If so, will it kill me? If the answer is no, I open it and head through.
If the answer is yes, I'm just gonna go ahead and play around with my coffer some more.

[Kadzar]

Razdak scampers over to coffer #2 and tries to claw open its lock.

[Solifuge]

So, these things appear to be full of treasure. We should just stockpile everything that isn't immediately useful, and once we're at the end of the dungeon, the survivors can split it between them. Sound good?

Anyway, I'mma keep trying to open lucky Coffer 13. I will have your precious loots.

Also, I just remembered something.

ACERERAK CONGRATULATES YOU ON YOUR
POWERS OF OBSERVATION. SO MAKE OF THIS
WHATEVER YOU WISH, FOR YOU WILL BE MINE IN
THE END NO MATTER WHAT!
Go back to the tormentor or through the arch, The first teleport archway, or the room with that gargoyle in it?
and the second great hall you’ll discover. The Orb Hall
Shun green if you can, but night’s good color
is for those of great valor. Talking about the Black Orb, which leads to the shrine
If shades of red stand for blood the wise
will not need sacrifice aught but a loop of
magical metal—you’re well along your march. The ring we lost to open the door in the murdershrine
Two pits along the way will be found to lead
to a fortuitous fall, so check the wall. A pit with something in it? Do we know what this is?
These keys and those are most important of all, THEM KEYS. THEY'RE IMPORTANT.
and beware of trembling hands and what will maul.
If you find the false you find the true
and into the columned hall you’ll come,
and there the throne that’s key and keyed. All this stuff means nothing to me yet.
The iron men of visage grim do more than
meets the viewer’s eye.
You’ve left and left and found my Tomb
and now your soul will die.

So, those pits... perhaps there's something in the pits? Something that's equally as important as the Keys (plural, mind you, so we have at least one more key to find). What do you guys think?

[Tsuchigumo550]

Throw coffer 5 at coffer 19 using maximum strength

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

When I see the wind up for throwing the coffer I duck behind cover

[Hanslanda]

Smash coffer #1!

Hey, I had dibs. We're splitting anything inside there!

Pick the lock on Coffer 3.

[Kadzar]

Smash coffer #1!

Hey, I had dibs. We're splitting anything inside there!

Pick the lock on Coffer 2.

Razdak scampers over to coffer #2 and tries to claw open its lock.

Razdak tries to bat Haslandia's lockpicks away from his face while still concentrating on his own work.

[Hanslanda]

Smash coffer #1!

Hey, I had dibs. We're splitting anything inside there!

Pick the lock on Coffer 2.

Razdak scampers over to coffer #2 and tries to claw open its lock.

Razdak tries to bat Haslandia's lockpicks away from his face while still concentrating on his own work.

Son of a... I hope no one is on three.

[greymountain_Sage]

Also, I just remembered something.

ACERERAK CONGRATULATES YOU ON YOUR
POWERS OF OBSERVATION. SO MAKE OF THIS
WHATEVER YOU WISH, FOR YOU WILL BE MINE IN
THE END NO MATTER WHAT!
Go back to the tormentor or through the arch, The first teleport archway, or the room with that gargoyle in it?
and the second great hall you’ll discover. The Orb Hall
Shun green if you can, but night’s good color
is for those of great valor. Talking about the Black Orb, which leads to the shrine
If shades of red stand for blood the wise
will not need sacrifice aught but a loop of
magical metal—you’re well along your march. The ring we lost to open the door in the murdershrine
Two pits along the way will be found to lead
to a fortuitous fall, so check the wall. A pit with something in it? Do we know what this is?
These keys and those are most important of all, THEM KEYS. THEY'RE IMPORTANT.
and beware of trembling hands and what will maul.
If you find the false you find the true
and into the columned hall you’ll come,
and there the throne that’s key and keyed. All this stuff means nothing to me yet.
The iron men of visage grim do more than
meets the viewer’s eye.
You’ve left and left and found my Tomb
and now your soul will die.

So, those pits... perhaps there's something in the pits? Something that's equally as important as the Keys (plural, mind you, so we have at least one more key to find). What do you guys think?

I think the first "Fortuitous fall" might mean those goggles in the first pit, however there's something else good in a pit somewhere.
Maybe it was a pit that led to the mist archway? Or maybe something we haven't found yet...
Dunno, just my thoughts.