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[greymountain_Sage]

You know, come to think of it I am a dwarf now, and you are offering free booze...
Is there a rule that says I can't be an animal companion? I do have the scroll...

[Tsuchigumo550]

I'm throwing one FULL FORCE AT A WALL.

I haven't done anything to screw us ALL over, yet. Just... try not to get in front of the throwing range.

[zacen299]

Let me at least get my stuff back before you kill me again Jeez.

[USEC_OFFICER]

... I shall not be defeated by a simple lock!

Malaken shall bash coffer #12 with his Ceremonial Whoop-ass stick!

[10] Coffer #12 remains stubbornly closed.

Pick one of the coffers' locks.

You know, the coffers are numbered for a reason.

[13 + 5] According to the RNG you open coffer #20, which has... 35 GP in it! That enough to buy... two new weapons, or maybe a suit of armour. D&D pricing sure is odd.

THROW COFFER 8 AT WALL WITH MAX STRENGTH

YOU CHUCK COFFER EIGHT AT THE WALL WITH YOUR MAX STRENGTH AND

[1]

...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Uh... the coffer rebounds off the wall and hits... [RANDOM TARGET: 5] you in the head. 1 damage

...

That's probably the silliest death we've had so far.

Razdak scurries down to the nearest chest and casts Dumbfire Magic Missile at its lock.

[3] The chest's trunk's lock is unharmed by your Dumbfire Magic Missile.

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

[20] After several more minutes of searching, you stumble upon a grizzly bear lying in a clearing, as if Nature had heard your call or something. However, before you can pacify the bear through the application of hard liquor, a large, scarred goose flies into the clearing, beats the bear into submission and chugs the booze like there's no tomorrow.

...

Well I hope you enjoy your new animal companion.

Duck out of the room before that idiot smashes a possibly enchanted coffer.

You bugger out of the room.

Sorry I've been gone all day I wasn't feeling good.

Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue
Equipment:Leather armor with a large cloak fully able to wrap around his body. One Arming sword and a dagger and 30 throwing knives.
Items: Ten foot Ladder, Grappling Hook with 30 feet of rope.


Run into the tomb and back to where I died and loot my old body.

Cairn, apparently his own reincarnation or something, heads back into the Tomb of Horrors.

[4 + 5] Making it safely over the pit, he goes to loot his own body. All you had was a 10 foot pole, but it could be useful, right?

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Jade Coffer (Holding five healing potions), Map, Badass Goose



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: MaxClone2
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Human

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Two-Handed Sword
Armour: Heavy Armour

Items: You can't take healing potions with you!


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope


Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (35 GP)



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil

[Hanslanda]

Whooo! Free monay!

...
That dude killed himself. With a box. By throwing it at a wall. We're in the Tomb of Horrors. And he killed himself with a chest.
...
There are no words.

Pick one of the coffers' locks.

You know, the coffers are numbered for a reason.

[13 + 5] According to the RNG you open coffer #20, which has... 35 GP in it! That enough to buy... two new weapons, or maybe a suit of armour. D&D pricing sure is odd.

I pick the lock on Chest #1!

[Vorthon]

Malaken hits coffer #12 again! Repeatedly!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune
Gender: Male
Weapons: Two-handed sword
Armor: Light plated leather armor, leather pants, "L'Carpetron" nametag
Items: Brimstone torch, old KGB files, a striker


Nikolai has risen again!
Oh my fucking hea- Hey wait a minute.
Nikolai looks inside of his clothing.
"YES! THREE BODIES LATER AND I HAVE MALE GENITALS AGAIN! Even... You know I don't even care anymore. A few more years and that kitsune power of gender swapping would kick in anyway."

"Anyway. Yeah. I have no idea how I even died, that time. Except... a really horrible headache."

Lay KBG files on Coffer 8 and set it on fire using the flint striker.

"I hate this box. Anyone know why? Am I like, cused to hate 8? What happened. And what's with this nametag? My name is Nikolai, or Nikita if you don't believe me about the gender. I have never been a "L'Carpetron".

[Vorthon]

"Stupid fox-person kill self with box by throwing at wall. Box bounce, hit stupid fox-person in head. Stupid fox-person go down like sack of dirt. Malaken not see death that stupid since village elder tried to ride giant wasp while really, really drunk."

[Zako]

((AHahahahaha! Death by bouncing coffer! That's a good one...))

Stop that idiot from hitting the box and just pick the lock for him. Slap him up the back of the head for being an idiot.

[Tsuchigumo550]

"Stupid fox-person kill self with box by throwing at wall. Box bounce, hit stupid fox-person in head. Stupid fox-person go down like sack of dirt. Malaken not see death that stupid since village elder tried to ride giant wasp while really, really drunk."

Nikolai sighs.

Did everyone else at least stand back when I tried that? If so, no regrets.

[zacen299]

I think Cairn did reincarnate if(when) I die again I'll figure out how he keeps coming back in the meantime Ask for some of Hans lockpicking tools and pick Coffer #2

[Hanslanda]

I think Cairn did reincarnate if(when) I die again I'll figure out how he keeps coming back in the meantime Ask for some of Hans lockpicking tools and pick Coffer #2

Yep, sure thing. Wait, take dead-me's tools. Just keep em.

[Solifuge]

Thanks a ton, Nature. You're pretty cool for a Gestalten Non-entity. *fistbump*

I'll head back to the dungeon with Ganderson Thugsley, set out the box of the remaining healing potions in whatever room we're opening mystery boxes, and... hmm. Don't suppose we have a magic type around who knows Detect Magic, or could borrow it from someone, do we? We should probably scan the boxes to narrow our choices down.

Anyway, I'll carefully hack off the lock on lucky Coffer #13, and try to pry it open.

Spoiler: Also, Sprites anyone? (click to show/hide)

Hanslandia:


Malaken:


Nikolai 4?

[Hanslanda]

Hanslandia:


"FEAR ME, BUT FOLLOW!" To be read in Jessica Alba's voice.

[greymountain_Sage]

I will continue waiting to bludgeon any monsters to death in case something leaps out of the coffers.
Nah, this is getting boring. I'm gonna grab... Let's see... coffer 5 and attempt to open it.