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[Hanslanda]

But what if it's undead? That's basically anti-alive.

But it can re-die, which is the important part.

[Solifuge]

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

[Hanslanda]

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

Sends Raven to his certain doom...

Has to beg nature for another animal companion.

[Zako]

Duck out of the room before that idiot smashes a possibly enchanted coffer.

[greymountain_Sage]

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

Want a Polymorph Scroll? You can make your own animal companion. Just go back to town and grab a commoner.

[Hanslanda]

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

Want a Polymorph Scroll? You can make your own animal companion. Just go back to town and grab a commoner.

I think he wants a loyal companion bro.

[greymountain_Sage]

"Hey, Nature? Yeah, I know the bit with letting my Raven try to take on a Lich with an enchanted mace might have looked like negligence, but I was really just trying to help him reach his full potential, you know? I knew all along that he had the heart of a champion, and I'll be damned if he didn't wallop that bastard good. He might have even saved a few lives in the process, and he's definitely earned himself a perch in Valhalla. So yeah, it's a real bummer that he died and all, but he had a good death... a warrior's death.

So yeah, how about another critter, Nature? It's ultimately your call and all that, but I brought plenty of booze I'm willing to share. So what do you say?"

Want a Polymorph Scroll? You can make your own animal companion. Just go back to town and grab a commoner.

I think he wants a loyal companion bro.

All things considered, I think we may have to settle here. Unless the plan is to search for an Animal companion while the rest of us set off all the deadly traps and then loot our remains, in which case... I'll be right back, I need to go look for an animal companion.

[Solifuge]

Hey now, I'm not making anyone set off deadly traps on themselves, and I've not looted a single party-member's corpses yet. And Midna's a Ranger, and everyone knows a Ranger is useless without an Animal Companion.

Honestly, most of the character deaths that've happened so far could've been avoided by pausing to consider the rooms we're about to enter ahead of time, and detecting for magic or sniffing out traps in suspicious areas, before faceplanting into them. And that's Rogue and Wizard stuff, not Fighter stuff. I've been doing my best to think up mundane ways of testing for things, but my options are sorta limited. The wise don't throw themselves into harms way, but rather to keep it at arms-length until you can make a plan of action.

Dwarven Vow #217:  It's good to be brave, but it's also good to be careful. If you're careful, you won't get into situations that require you to be brave.

[Hanslanda]

...
Or I could just sticky back onto the walls again and skitter around like a lizard.

[zacen299]

Sorry I've been gone all day I wasn't feeling good.

Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue
Equipment:Leather armor with a large cloak fully able to wrap around his body. One Arming sword and a dagger and 30 throwing knives.
Items: Ten foot Ladder, Grappling Hook with 30 feet of rope.


Run into the tomb and back to where I died and loot my old body.

[Zako]

Hey now, I'm not making anyone set off deadly traps on themselves, and I've not looted a single party-member's corpses yet. And Midna's a Ranger, and everyone knows a Ranger is useless without an Animal Companion.

Honestly, most of the character deaths that've happened so far could've been avoided by pausing to consider the rooms we're about to enter ahead of time, and detecting for magic or sniffing out traps in suspicious areas, before faceplanting into them. And that's Rogue and Wizard stuff, not Fighter stuff. I've been doing my best to think up mundane ways of testing for things, but my options are sorta limited. The wise don't throw themselves into harms way, but rather to keep it at arms-length until you can make a plan of action.

Dwarven Vow #217:  It's good to be brave, but it's also good to be careful. If you're careful, you won't get into situations that require you to be brave.

Might I point out that I've been here since the start of this thing, and haven't died ONCE?

[Hanslanda]

Go ahead. Keep tempting fate.

[Zako]

I'm not the one who's smashing a possibly enchanted coffer.

[Vorthon]

* Vorthon whistles innocently.

[Hanslanda]

I'm not the one who's smashing a possibly enchanted coffer.

I'm picking the lock on mine. Because I'm not lethally insane, just mildly screwloose.