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[Solifuge]

The rumors were that Acerak was a demilich, which are flying magic skulls to my knowledge. This seems like its probably a red herring. Pity we lost that Gem of Trueseeing.

Ah well, I got skeletal arse to kick! And a lich-smiting Raven to avenge! For Rupert!

*Axe Toss*

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall grab the mummified hand! He saw it first!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Deliver another patented
KICK OF DESTRUCTION
to the lich.

[zacen299]

Charge in throwing all my knives and then stabbing him while MZ tries to get the mace.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Another Magic Missile. Hopefully this one hits.

[16] This Magic Missile is more magicky than the other one, and actually manages to hit Acererak this time. 1 damage

The rumors were that Acerak was a demilich, which are flying magic skulls to my knowledge. This seems like its probably a red herring. Pity we lost that Gem of Trueseeing.

Ah well, I got skeletal arse to kick! And a lich-smiting Raven to avenge! For Rupert!

*Axe Toss*

[AUTOSUCCESS] Screaming general warcries, you chuck that axe into Acererak's face. 1 damage

Deliver another patented
KICK OF DESTRUCTION
to the lich.

I'm just going to let the roll speak for itself.

[20] 1 damage

Mind you the game doesn't have any criticals (yet?) but if Acererak was a door he'd be in pieces by now.

Cover MZ's charge, with lots of arrows! At least two!

Charge in throwing all my knives and then stabbing him while MZ tries to get the mace.

Hans and Cairn cover Maximum's approach with a hail of bullets arrows and throwing knives.

[2] [6] Sadly they miss completely, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Rush up to the lich, scoop the mace off the ground without stopping, and bash the lich's unholy face in, while screaming like a maniac.

Supported by your friends/acquaintances/fellow adventures, you charge forward to grab the mace and end Acererak once and for all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[7] Unfortunately your plan has a fatal flaw: The lich is standing between you and the mace. Bugger.

Acererak, more than a little pissed off, prepares his next spell...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A foul, yellowish cloud suddenly appears at Acererak's feet, and rapidly fills the room. Oh, and it quickly engulfs Cairn, Maximum and Nikita too.

[FORTITUDE: 11] Cairn manages to get a good whiff of the stuff, but manages to back out of the way in time. 1 damage

[FORTITUDE: 3] At one health Maximum wasn't going to survive anyways. Still, it's not a pretty way to go.

[FORTITUDE: 1] Nikita is... not so lucky. Let's just say that her lungs are in a better place right now, along with the rest of her body.

Inspect this secret door closely. Is it trapped? How do I open this one?

[9 + 5] You don't find any traps, and for future reference all secret doors will open like regular doors unless otherwise noted.

Malaken shall grab the mummified hand! He saw it first!

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

was getting bored of tiptoeing around
name: tank
race: minotaur
class:fighter
wepons: battle axe (nichnamed the key), throwing axes
armor: orkish steal armor, dwarven shield
items: a steak, spare axes, rope, torch's

Tank, the tanky tank Minotaur, wanders over to the entrance Tomb of Horrors, mostly because it happened to be in the way.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Bottle of Brandy, Torch, Smokesticks


Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Bottle of Brandy, Torch, Smokesticks



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (27 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2


Name: Cairn
Player: zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger (Rouge)
Race: Human

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Dagger/Throwing Knives (10 Knives)
Armour: Leather Jerkin

Items:  10 Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rouge

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade


Name: Tarmik the Magnificent
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Spells: Mage hand, Magic Missile, Heal, Detect Magic, Tricks of the trade(Produces a trivial magic effect, such as summoning a rabbit from a hat.)

Items: Spell components


Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Stage Magician

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall head to the fight, and cast Summon Ancestral Spirits, using them to distract the lich. While the spirits are busy doing their thing, he shall try to pimp-slap the lich with the mummified hand.

[zacen299]

Find a way to light the ten foot pole and fire and then before lighting it on fire break it into little chunks and throw them after lighting them on fire at the lich hoping to light him on fire.

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm going to cast Mage hand to pick up the mace and beat the Lich with it. Immediately after the attack, the hand passes the mace to the nearest fighter.
pleaseletthisworkpleaseletthisworkpleaseletthiswork...

[RedWarrior0]

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

Is that the hand I think it is?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

Is that the hand I think it is?

Probably not.

[monk12]

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

Is that the hand I think it is?

Probably not.

Not gonna lie, that's the hand I thought of too.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

Is that the hand I think it is?

Probably not.

Not gonna lie, that's the hand I thought of too.

I have no idea what hand you guys are talking about, but the most sinister thing this hand can do is give your enemies a case of mummy rot.

[greymountain_Sage]

Technically you are supposed to cut off your own hand and replace it with the mummified one, but for some reason the thought of someone using it to slap enemies around makes me giggle uncontrollably, so enjoy your fancy new melee weapon.

Is that the hand I think it is?

Probably not.

Not gonna lie, that's the hand I thought of too.

I have no idea what hand you guys are talking about, but the most sinister thing this hand can do is give your enemies a case of mummy rot.

They're talking about the hand of Vecna. It's an artifact of a deity of undeath that has to be attached to a hand-stump to function.
He also left behind an eye, and was rumored to have left behind his head, but after half a party of adventurers beheaded themselves trying to get at it, it turns out it was just a skull.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ah. Well If Acererak did have Vecna's hand, I'm pretty sure that he wouldn't have left it lying around the Tomb of Horrors.

[zacen299]

You know people mentioning beheading themselves make me want to ask. Was it D&D that had the critical failures that could lead to you beheading yourself and everyone around you?