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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 375857 times)

RedWarrior0

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #750 on: September 22, 2012, 01:11:13 pm »

Oh boy, I've been waiting for that for a while.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #751 on: September 22, 2012, 01:23:13 pm »

Suddenly very glad I didn't go down there.
Okay, I'm gonna keep playing with the gargoyle, because that seems safe if expensive.
Three more gems and when it animates I try to talk to it. Just small talk to start out with. "Hi, I'm Javier. What's a gargoyle like you doing in a dungeon like this?" that sort of thing.

The statue is obvious to your small talk, but it crushes your three gems anyways.

Oh boy, I've been waiting for that for a while.

Same here.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #752 on: September 22, 2012, 01:26:30 pm »

Well. Shit. See what I said about megatraps? Stick with me, MZ, and we'll make it through this in one piece and with a wildly different crew of meatshields adventuring fellows.

I close the door gently and say, "Well, there's that. Let's go back and find the others." Return to Greymountain Sage and put my sapphires in gargoyle's hands.

Oh boy, I've been waiting for that for a while.

Same here.


Me too. I expected a near-TPK a lot sooner from this place. Or at least for someone to stick an arm in the demon's mouth. I happen to know what that one is from a Giant in the Playgrounds comic.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #753 on: September 22, 2012, 01:59:20 pm »

I admit, sudden death traps are entertaining when it's not me falling into them.
Let's see... This will make 12 total gems crammed into this gargoyle. Something good better come of it.
Oooo, I'll see if I can find the fourth arm and check it for a recess, in case we need to put a gem in there to make it work.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #754 on: September 22, 2012, 05:42:47 pm »

I admit, sudden death traps are entertaining when it's not me falling into them.
Let's see... This will make 12 total gems crammed into this gargoyle. Something good better come of it.
Oooo, I'll see if I can find the fourth arm and check it for a recess, in case we need to put a gem in there to make it work.
I believe it's only been nine.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #755 on: September 22, 2012, 05:52:41 pm »

I believe it's only been nine.
Another guy put three gems into it way back, then I put in six, now Hans put in three more.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #756 on: September 22, 2012, 05:54:10 pm »

I believe it's only been nine.
Another guy put three gems into it way back, then I put in six, now Hans put in three more.
Ah, I was counting by uses that have been responded to.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #757 on: September 22, 2012, 05:56:59 pm »

I close the door gently and say, "Well, there's that. Let's go back and find the others." Return to Greymountain Sage and put my sapphires in gargoyle's hands.

You place your gems into the gargoyle's hands, and once again it crushes them into pieces. However time time something different happens...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I admit, sudden death traps are entertaining when it's not me falling into them.
Let's see... This will make 12 total gems crammed into this gargoyle. Something good better come of it.
Oooo, I'll see if I can find the fourth arm and check it for a recess, in case we need to put a gem in there to make it work.

As you pick up the broken-off arm, you hear something roll into the north-western corner of the room.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #758 on: September 22, 2012, 06:01:47 pm »

I search the north-west corner for what ever that sound was. Haha, I knew this gargoyle did something.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #759 on: September 22, 2012, 06:03:28 pm »

Name: Malaken
Gender: Male
Class: mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass stick/ Blowgun (15/15)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells: Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items:  Tribal Totem


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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #760 on: September 22, 2012, 07:13:00 pm »

Damn. I died. I did something super awesome and died.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #761 on: September 22, 2012, 10:45:54 pm »

I close the door gently and say, "Well, there's that. Let's go back and find the others." Return to Greymountain Sage and put my sapphires in gargoyle's hands.

You place your gems into the gargoyle's hands, and once again it crushes them into pieces. However time time something different happens...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I admit, sudden death traps are entertaining when it's not me falling into them.
Let's see... This will make 12 total gems crammed into this gargoyle. Something good better come of it.
Oooo, I'll see if I can find the fourth arm and check it for a recess, in case we need to put a gem in there to make it work.

As you pick up the broken-off arm, you hear something roll into the north-western corner of the room.


The fourth arm. Grey, be super careful while you look for whatever it is rolling around. You heard what happened to those other four.

Draw my bow, and draw a bead on the gargoyle. Just in case. Because this Lich is a dick.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #762 on: September 23, 2012, 01:07:33 am »

Well, now you know just how bad it can get in this place. The whole corridor is a trap. Nice...

Mark out the secret door with chalk and then examine it for traps and ways to open it. Don't actually open it.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #763 on: September 23, 2012, 02:25:32 am »

Give Hans backup on the possible gargoyle shenanigans.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Toasty!
« Reply #764 on: September 23, 2012, 05:45:15 am »

Join Hans in her search for the item.
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"
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