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[MaximumZero]

Are you still accepting meat-tributes players? If so, I'd like to join.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Are you still accepting meat-tributes players? If so, I'd like to join.

Join away. Fresh meat New players are always welcome.

[monk12]

Actually, yeah, eyebrows were the first thing I noticed as well.

Jolly good sprites, by the way, Solifuge.

[Hanslanda]

Only a nineteen? I re-search for traps at the Urns, before I get distracted by myself again. Then I re-search for secret things.  

[USEC_OFFICER]

Only a nineteen? I re-search for traps at the Urns, before I get distracted by myself again. Then I re-search for secret things.

[2 + 5] Do you see any traps on the urns? Because I don't.

Oh, Jesus. This sexual humour is starting to get old.

...

[4 + 5] Ah, who am I kidding. Boobies! Pillows! Fun bags! Tah-tahs! Knockers! Melons! Cans! Milk Makers! Bazookas! Rack! Baps! Some-other-euphemism-for-breasts-that-I-can't-think-of!

[Hanslanda]

...Baps?

Goddamnit, why am I so hilarious ineffective at searching for traps. I'm almost positive there are traps on those damnable urns, but my rolls are failing. I give up. Wait for Midna to search the urns, bow at the ready.

[Solifuge]

Female Falsetto, aka the Whistle Register.

Also, Hans, I demand you render yourself in a more symbolic manner this instant.

I think the Urns just plain aren't trapped. Doesn't mean something FUN isn't inside them, but I'm going to open them anyway. You might want to stand back... I'm expecting either treasure, or horrible noxious dead body parts, depending on whether these are offering pots or funerary urns.

Maybe even both!

[MaximumZero]

To arms!

Name: MaximumClone1
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Items: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants.

[Hanslanda]

Keeps bow readied, steps back. Steps back again. Hides behind a pew, bow at the ready.

[Kestrel_6]

Begin looking around, see if anyone needs my help.

[Kadzar]

"Alright, you rogues and mages can deal with this piddly little chest here; I'm off to find some action." Kadzar III heads into the orange orb (that's one we haven't checked yet, right?) in search of something to fight.

[Solifuge]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To arms!

Name: MaximumClone1
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Items: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants.

Max, you're drunk again, aren't you.

[Zako]

Search the gold chest for traps multiple times and then do the same for the small chest. Don't touch either of them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I think the Urns just plain aren't trapped. Doesn't mean something FUN isn't inside them, but I'm going to open them anyway. You might want to stand back... I'm expecting either treasure, or horrible noxious dead body parts, depending on whether these are offering pots or funerary urns.

Maybe even both!

Keeps bow readied, steps back. Steps back again. Hides behind a pew, bow at the ready.

Covered by Hans, Midna cautiously goes over to the western urn and opens it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the urn contains nothing. Well, it contains some dirt and dust, but that's nothing to write home about.

...

Oh, and the eastern urn was hiding a bloodmote cloud. Lucky you.

[FORTITUDE: 17 + 5] [FORTITUDE: 11 + 5] [FORTITUDE: 19 + 5] [FORTITUDE: 12 + 5] Midna hurriedly swats away the swarms of insects as they try to suck her blood.  Only slightly surprised, Hans fires her crossbow at the raging bloodmotes, who then decide to go look for some easier prey and rapidly disperse. They wouldn't have made a fun encounter anyways.

Begin looking around, see if anyone needs my help.

It doesn't seem like anybody else needs your help so... lockpick the door again?

[18 + 5] Amazingly you finally manage to open that door. You beam with pride before using a spare torch to jam the door open. Wouldn't it suck if you had to do this damn thing all over again?

"Alright, you rogues and mages can deal with this piddly little chest here; I'm off to find some action." Kadzar III heads into the orange orb (that's one we haven't checked yet, right?) in search of something to fight.

The space behind orange sphere is pretty much a tiny cubby hole, so unless you're amazingly flexible you can't head into the orange orb. It's a shame, isn't it?

Search the gold chest for traps multiple times and then do the same for the small chest. Don't touch either of them.

[19 + 5] Still no traps on the gold chest...

[8 + 5] And you find a dart trap inside the silver chest. Judging by the mechanism on the thing, it will only be activated if someone takes the crystal box. Or if somebody fails horribly while they tinker with the mechanism. Try not to do that, alright?

To arms!

Name: MaximumClone1
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Items: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants.

MaximumClone1, armed only with his furious anger, burning hatred and pants, decides to go into the Tomb of Horrors for a quick vacation. It sure beats the airfare to Sarlona.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Night

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert), Rope with Grappling Hook (50ft), Climbing Kit, Flint/Steel, Torches, Wineskin (Strong Brandy)



Name: Kadzar III (Son of Kadzar, Twin of Kadzar II)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 1/3

Weapons: Chef's Knife, Saucepan Lid Shield
Armour: Iron Scale Apron, Iron Chef's Hat

Items: Saucepan, Wooden Spoon, Sauce Ingredients, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches


Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items: None, I guess. Take some goddamn items from Badend before you go in!


Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks



Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Wealth Redistribution Expert

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, Robber's Mask

Items:Torch, Sack, 2 Weeks of Rations



Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Longsword, Heavy Crossbow (15 Bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: Hooded Lantern, Grappling Hook, Thieves Tools



Name: Urist Mcderm
Player: killerhellhound
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Sacrificial Dagger/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Robe and Hat

Spells: Detect Magic, Heal, Dispel, Lightning Bolt, Fire Wall

Items: spellbook of summoning, 1 week of food and bedroll



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope

...Baps?

It's also happens to a type of bread. But yeah, it was on a list of euphemisms for breasts, which is why I put it in. Also because it sounds neat. Baps.

[Zako]

Use my stick to move the crystal chest to purposely trigger the trap and not get shot by it. Make sure not to stand where it points.