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[Kadzar]

Alright, let's open another chest. The silver one, let's say. Kadzar III opens the silver chest.

[Vorthon]

I'm starting to notice a trend in the way my characters are dying.

Anywhozits, now for a new character.

Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: male
Class: Rogue Wealth Redistribution Expert


Weapons: dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, robber's mask

Items: Torch, sack, 2 weeks of rations

[Kestrel_6]

LOCKPICK AGAIN!

[Doomblade187]

New char time!

Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever ((Rogue))


Weapons: Longsword, Heavy Crossbow
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: hooded lantern, grappling hook, thieves tools.

[Hanslanda]

Uh, hey guys. I'm... I'm a girl now. It's kinda awesome. I got to feel my own boobs and everything. Let's go check out another sphere.

[Zako]

"Didn't you see what happened to the other guy when he opened a chest?"

Prepare to fire again as he opens the chest.

[Kadzar]

I'm feeling lucky. Or, at least, not so afraid of death that I'm willing to risk it for the possibility of fabulous treasure.

[killerhellhound]

Urist pops his  head out of the door calling that we found loot and upon seeing Hans, faceplams mutrring about idiots that test magic out by rubbing there face in it.
Lightning anything that pops it's head out of the chest Kadzar opens

[Solifuge]

Spoiler: Hans??? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Other Characters (click to show/hide)

Naj:


Karas:


AGNS:


Brecan:


Hans - Rule 63'd (Hannah?):

[Kestrel_6]

Sorry, but my guy's hair is black. And he doesn't have a beard.

but nice work

[Solifuge]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sorry, but my guy's a beard.

I had no way to know that's how you envisioned him. You're lucky I'm in a good mood... I was willing to redo the sprite.

In the future, if anyone wants their character to look a specific way, make sure to put it in your character post. I don't have the time to do revisions and such for minor details. >_o

[Hanslanda]

*Adopts a falsetto* Hello boys.

Oh god, this is going to be SO MUCH MORE FUN NOW. Let's go kill some shit! I return to the chamber with all the Spheres.

[Solifuge]

Hans, why didn't you check out the room on the other side of the arch before you left, or the two Urns in the back of the room? There might be a secret passage further on as well! Did you come here for an excuse to grope yourself, or are we looking for treasure? Get your shapely arse back here and help me finish investigating already!

That said, I'll check out the urns in the back of the room to the best of my ability. Barring any obvious nastiness, I'll open them up and peer inside with my goggles to see if anything is within.

[Hanslanda]

Oh, right. *Uses excuse to grope self* Returns to Chapel (or just never leaves) and checks out self ahem, room on the other side of the arch for secret walls/doors. Also, make sure the Urns aren't trapped BEFORE Soli searches them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

LOCKPICK AGAIN!

[1 + 5]

...

I'm not even going to justify this with a comment.

Returns to Chapel (or just never leaves) and checks out self ahem, room on the other side of the arch for secret walls/doors. Also, make sure the Urns aren't trapped BEFORE Soli searches them.

After some intense sexual tension groping yourself listening to Midna's orders you investigate the urns in the chapel for any hidden traps.

[14 + 5] Er... nope. No traps here. Definitively not, or your name isn't Hans.

[3 + 5] You start checking the eastern wall for secret doors, but you're distracted by your... assets. You can't see her from your position, but Midna is rolling her eyes right now.

Alright, let's open another chest. The silver one, let's say. Kadzar III opens the silver chest.

"Didn't you see what happened to the other guy when he opened a chest?"

Prepare to fire again as he opens the chest.

Urist pops his  head out of the door calling that we found loot and upon seeing Hans, faceplams mutrring about idiots that test magic out by rubbing there face in it.
Lightning anything that pops it's head out of the chest Kadzar opens

Kadzar II cautiously creeps up to the silver chest, while the rest of the party hangs back and points various weaponry in his direction. Inside the chest happens to be...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Another chest. Well, technically it's a crystal box, but I wanted to be dramatic. Oh, and since the box is made out of crystal you can see the heavily engraved silver ring inside of it. Neat!

I'm starting to notice a trend in the way my characters are dying.

Anywhozits, now for a new character.

Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: male
Class: Rogue Wealth Redistribution Expert


Weapons: dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, robber's mask

Items: Torch, sack, 2 weeks of rations

New char time!

Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever ((Rogue))


Weapons: Longsword, Heavy Crossbow
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: hooded lantern, grappling hook, thieves tools.

Brecan Greene and Another Generic Nameless Stranger, partners in crime, decide to get the low-down on this tomb of horrors, 'cause word on the street is that it's full of treasure and shit.

...

That's pretty much the limits of my jiving street lingo.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Night

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert), Rope with Grappling Hook (50ft), Climbing Kit, Flint/Steel, Torches, Wineskin (Strong Brandy)



Name: Kadzar III (Son of Kadzar, Twin of Kadzar II)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 1/3

Weapons: Chef's Knife, Saucepan Lid Shield
Armour: Iron Scale Apron, Iron Chef's Hat

Items: Saucepan, Wooden Spoon, Sauce Ingredients, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches


Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks



Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Wealth Redistribution Expert

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, Robber's Mask

Items:Torch, Sack, 2 Weeks of Rations



Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Longsword, Heavy Crossbow (15 Bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: Hooded Lantern, Grappling Hook, Thieves Tools



Name: Urist Mcderm
Player: killerhellhound
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Sacrificial Dagger/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Robe and Hat

Spells: Detect Magic, Heal, Dispel, Lightning Bolt, Fire Wall

Items: spellbook of summoning, 1 week of food and bedroll



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope

Spoiler: Hans??? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Other Characters (click to show/hide)

Naj:


Karas:


AGNS:


Brecan:


Hans - Rule 63'd (Hannah?):

Is it odd that the first of the changes I saw on Hannah was the eyebrows? Anyways thanks a lot Solifuge, I've added them to the adventurer list.

*Adopts a falsetto* Hello boys.

I spent five minutes looking up female falsetto thanks to you. Yes, such a thing does exist. It also doesn't sound terribly different from a woman say, singing a really high note to waylay your second question.