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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 371465 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #930 on: September 29, 2012, 01:34:57 pm »

Flee! I mean join up with Kazard swiftly.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #931 on: September 29, 2012, 01:39:16 pm »

NO DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT THE LICH OWNS!!!
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #932 on: September 29, 2012, 01:39:24 pm »

You all do notice the ominous countdown, right?
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #933 on: September 29, 2012, 01:40:42 pm »

Leave the dungeon as quickly as possible and grab ANYTHING you can carry that looks valuable.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #934 on: September 29, 2012, 01:43:06 pm »

You all do notice the ominous countdown, right?

Don't all ominous countdowns stop at one? I thought that was a rule...
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zacen299

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #935 on: September 29, 2012, 01:47:23 pm »

You all do notice the ominous countdown, right?

Don't all ominous countdowns stop at one? I thought that was a rule...

The gem of trueseeing should (in theory) sort this all out though still in case things go pear shaped keep running.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #936 on: September 29, 2012, 01:52:26 pm »

Razdak scurries as fast as he can to the exit, occasionally casting some gust of wind behind him for extra speed.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #937 on: September 29, 2012, 02:43:52 pm »

Redd hears the rumbling, grabs the nearest loot, and RUNS LIKE HELL!
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #938 on: September 29, 2012, 03:30:23 pm »

Run like hell to the exit.

Ahahahaha no. Teleport to Badend. :P
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #939 on: September 29, 2012, 04:46:07 pm »

Malaken refuses to fall for the rumbling. He stays where he is, also grabbing the crown and putting it on. He also crosses his arm and gives the ceiling a stern look.
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« Reply #940 on: September 29, 2012, 05:13:24 pm »

Sorry Vort, your newest suicide attept will not take my treasure down with you. I continue to put the crown in the bag, and lob it out of the room if necessary, as stated above. If it comes to that, I'll save my ceiling-holding-up efforts for those that appreciate them too... not going to risk my hide to save someone with a fetish for being crushed. <.<
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #941 on: September 29, 2012, 05:33:33 pm »

Solifuge you do know what's really going on right? I know most of the Tomb quite well (granted there are sections that I'm really un-knowledgeable about but this isn't one of them). Also that treasure will be no good to you.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #942 on: September 29, 2012, 05:41:06 pm »

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of fat loot being acquired.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #943 on: September 29, 2012, 05:42:16 pm »

don't come running to us when bad things start happening then also that map should be burned.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Load-Bearing Boss: 7
« Reply #944 on: September 29, 2012, 05:44:41 pm »

Don't go spoiling things. :(

Take all the loot you want. I'll help.
I drop my component pouch and grab the scrolls.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2012, 05:49:29 pm by greymountain_Sage »
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