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[Zako]

Ahahaha! I fucking knew it!

Fire my crossbow at the damn thing and back up further to make room for the fleeing teammates.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fuck! untangle the chain!

[3] The chain remains firmly entangled around the golem's legs. At least it won't be able to get at your fellow party members, but that's a small consolation for you.

lightning the golem then get behind the meatshields and out of the room

[16] The bolt streaks across the room and shatters the giant's skull into a million tiny pieces. 1 damage

Fire my crossbow at the damn thing and back up further to make room for the fleeing teammates.

[18] Your crossbow bolt impacts the golem's... pevis or something. I suppose that you rolled high enough to ignore it's piercing/slashing resistance. 1 damage



The bone golem apparently doesn't need a working head, for it deftly swings both of its scimitars in a graceful arc, cutting up Sir Gadarin pretty badly. 2 damage

[killerhellhound]

I Try to super charge my healing spell on Sir Gadarin

[Kestrel_6]

I won't give up!

LOCKPICK HARDER!

[Hanslanda]

Once more into the breach! Step into the misty archway.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Once more into the breach! Step into the misty archway.

Which archway? The one in the chapel?

[Kadzar]

I block the bone dude's flashing blades with my shield and try to get in a good stab with my knife.

[Hanslanda]

Once more into the breach! Step into the misty archway.

Which archway? The one in the chapel?

... Yeeeesss... *Suspicious look* Am I about to die horribly?

[Zako]

There's 2 archways we've found. One at the enterance and one in the chapel. He needs to make sure which one you're going through.

Fire again!

[Hanslanda]

I already went through the entrance archway once. I was ina likkel box of iron. Then in a spike trap. Then we got out, because Urist is a genius.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I Try to super charge my healing spell on Sir Gadarin

Knowing that Sir Gadarin is inches away from death, you supercharge your healing spell.

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[4] Unfortunately all of this magical energy is... a bit too much for his body. 1 damage

Long story short, you've accidently made his head explode. Oops.

I block the bone dude's flashing blades with my shield and try to get in a good stab with my knife.

[AUTOSUCCESS] Well, autosuccess on the stabbing part. The giant's scimitars are more like two-handed swords than anything else, so blocking them with your tiny shield isn't the brightest of ideas. 1 damage

Fire again!

Taking careful aim, you fire at the bone golem!

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[7] The bolt sails gracefully through it's ribs. Curses.

With Sir Gadarin being pretty damn dead, the giant decides to go after Kadzar for a little bit. 2 damage

LOCKPICK HARDER!

[9 + 5] That's slightly better, but still not good enough to open this thing. Better luck next time.

Once more into the breach! Step into the misty archway.

As you step through the arch, a wave of pressure and nausea passes through you.

[WILLPOWER: 17]

[WILLPOWER: 8]

...

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As the wave of pressure passes, your clothes start to feel... a bit tighter in some places and looser in others. Maybe you should have paid more attention to Iosyn, for when you look down you see (as per Gender-Bending Laws Section 1, subsection ii, paragraph G) a pair of large breasts. Not large enough to be a hindrance, but I'd try to find a bra soon, for the sake of the male party-members.

Anyways I could go on about your sexy face and your smoking-hot body that doesn't know when to quit, but this isn't that kind of game. So instead I'll talk about the room behind the misty arch. It's 10 feet by 10 feet, and the only exit is through the orange arch on the eastern side of the room which also provides a kind of dim light by which you can see everything. But other than that the room is pretty barren, with not even a layer of dust on the floor.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Night

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert), Rope with Grappling Hook (50ft), Climbing Kit, Flint/Steel, Torches, Wineskin (Strong Brandy)



Name: Kadzar III (Son of Kadzar, Twin of Kadzar II)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 1/3

Weapons: Chef's Knife, Saucepan Lid Shield
Armour: Iron Scale Apron, Iron Chef's Hat

Items: Saucepan, Wooden Spoon, Sauce Ingredients, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches


Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


OLD IMAGE:
Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit


Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks



Name: Urist Mcderm
Player: killerhellhound
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Sacrificial Dagger/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Robe and Hat

Spells: Detect Magic, Heal, Dispel, Lightning Bolt, Fire Wall

Items: spellbook of summoning, 1 week of food and bedroll



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil


Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope

There's 2 archways we've found. One at the enterance and one in the chapel. He needs to make sure which one you're going through.

Actually it's three. One is at the end of the hallway of spheres.

[killerhellhound]

The head exploding part was an accident and is does not represent the spell or the people who fire it.
Well we found the portals of gender bending and Hans was the first to get changed good job. Watch out for peto bears.
Cast dispel magic on the bone golem again unless Kadzar asks for healing if he does then I super charge the heal spell on him.

[Hanslanda]

Heh. I feel my own boobs. You knew this would happen, just shut up. Ahem, now I go through the orange archway.

[Kadzar]

Sure, supercharge me! I ask for healing and stab and shield bash the golem.

[USEC_OFFICER]

The head exploding part was an accident and is does not represent the spell or the people who fire it.
Well we found the portals of gender bending and Hans was the first to get changed good job. Watch out for peto bears.
Cast dispel magic on the bone golem again unless Kadzar asks for healing if he does then I super charge the heal spell on him.

Sure, supercharge me! I ask for healing and stab and shield bash the golem.

[17] Ask and you shall receive. Urist supercharges his healing spell, and unleashes it on Kadzar! 2 healing

[AUTOSUCCESS] Thus fortified, Kadzar proceeds to royally beat the shit out of the bone golem. 1 damage

The golem, unable to stand in the face of Kadzar III's onslaught, crumbles into a pile of bones and dust.

I feel my own boobs. You knew this would happen, just shut up. Ahem, now I go through the orange archway.

Eyes guiltily darting about, you give your own boobs a quick groping. Since this isn't one of those games, you stop after a couple of seconds. A couple of long seconds. Your... curiosity thus satisfied, you head back through the orange arch. Disappointingly (?) nothing happens when you step back into the chapel. Well, Midna gives you an odd look while Gramjir and Naj's eyes pop out of their sockets, but that was kinda expected.