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[WaffleEggnog]

When's your birthday?

Thats kinda creepy..... but its March 5 1999. Please don't come to my house and rape me, because my parents said that if I gave out anything about myself il get raped *joking, though they actuly act like that*

Darn, I've got 6 months on you.

Damn, I never knew you guys were so young. Guess its just the avredge maturity level of someone who playes DF.

[brainfreez]

Damn , everyone is so young !

[612DwarfAvenue]

By that logic i'm an old fart, being 18.

19 in 4 months.


Also, i just looked up Camtasia. $300. Holy fucking shit.

[WaffleEggnog]

By that logic i'm an old fart, being 18.

19 in 4 months.


Also, i just looked up Camtasia. $300. Holy fucking shit.

It was recomended to me by Capnduck during a Livestream. Dont tell anyone but....

Dont read this unless your super curious.

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 Capnduck told me he pirated it, and I pireted it aswell. Shhhhhhhh. Lol it took me like 8 years to get it working because iv never pireted before. I felt kindof bad about it, and i never pirate and am really against it, but honestly, its the only thing that can record DF reliably is Camtasia, plus i dont have a credit card. Or  300$. Dont tell the people at techsmith pl0x

[brainfreez]

*welcome to the dark side , waffleeggmug .*

[WaffleEggnog]

*welcome to the dark side , waffleeggmug .*

[brainfreez]

yarrr ,

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im a pirate (please , don't kill me).

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looks like i will have to lock my doors , take the shotgun and wait for police . I REGRET NOTHING !!!!

[Hybrid]

Damn , everyone is so young !

Oh darn it, looks like I'm in the "middle class" here [04.04.97].

Quick, nickname one of the dwarves "brainfreez ye pirate" or something like that, give him a crossbow, some delusional info that those trade caravans are actually simply disguised as cops, make him snipe those bastards with ease. Give 'im a pick, dig out some graves, drop 'em there and sit there. Just sit in the rain with beer-ridden eyes and stare in the distance.

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That is, unless he gets mauled first :V

EDIT:I'm actually wondering what part of my brain got me to write this now for some reason.

[brainfreez]

you forgot to say that everyone is disguised cop , i must kill everyone .

then travel to the far west and stop to stare in the horizont with deep , booze soaked and empty look .

then go in the horizont in huge sun set .

also i should make him dual wield 2 magnum cross bows .

[WaffleEggnog]

you forgot to say that everyone is disguised cop , i must kill everyone .

then travel to the far west and stop to stare in the horizont with deep , booze soaked and empty look .

then go in the horizont in huge sun set .

If everyones a cop, then how will you even be able to escape your houshold?

[Corai]

you forgot to say that everyone is disguised cop , i must kill everyone .

then travel to the far west and stop to stare in the horizont with deep , booze soaked and empty look .

then go in the horizont in huge sun set .

If everyones a cop, then how will you even be able to escape your houshold?

Brainfreez, come out with your hands up. I am going to arrest you, beat you, then take you out for dinner.

Dinner that is poisoned.

... Thats what cops do, right?

[brainfreez]

i have the advantage , because nobody knows that i am a paranoid schizophrenic so i will back stab them while they are sleeping .

i don't go to dinner with dudes .
corai , you are scaring me ....

my sanity beats your sanity in an insane way , corai .

[WaffleEggnog]

Brainfreeze, I gave you a guy in the next video. He is the wimpiest guy I could find. I drafted him to the military, and he mistook a rnged squad for a melee one and 1v1'd a moose. He lived with only a bruised leg :p.

[brainfreez]

now make him a mansion with underground cave that has hidden entrance and call it "the brain cave" , also give him a pet kobold , name the kobold corai and give him a full time servant that will only stay in his mansion .

whenever someone needs help , send him into the action , fighting only with fists and crossbows (for fist fighting effect , give him 1 bolt) when he will have knocked the victim unconscious , send in the sheriff or captain of guard and finish off the victim while my character fades in the shadows with his loyal kobold .

[Corai]

If you try that, I will kill you in your sleep with my dagger.