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Author Topic: YOU ARE GERM  (Read 9058 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2012, 12:19:58 am »

Stop dying. Deliver hammer time to other germs.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2012, 12:21:35 am »

FIND CLOSEST VIRUS. DECLARE WAR ON IT. HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST VIRUSES!

[3]YOU FIND GRAVEHAUNTER.
[1]YOU DECLARE PEACE WITH IT.
[2]UNHOLY SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A CRUSADE THAT ENDS WITH YOU LOSING YOUR ARMY.



BECOME SHAPESHIFTING GERM.

TAKE FORM OF KITCHEN KNIFE.

SLICE AND DICE.

[1]YOU BECOME A TALKING GERM.
[5]YOU TAKE FORM OF A KITCHEN KNIFE.
[4]YOU SLICE THE WOMAN IN THE FOOT AND IT BLEEDS.
IT HAS BECOME STUCK IN THE WOUND!

Stop dying. Deliver hammer time to other germs.

[6]YOU START LIVING.
[4]YOU DANCE LIKE MC HAMMER AND RAP.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2012, 12:22:53 am »

Multiply!
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2012, 12:23:26 am »

infect woman by cut if i carnt infect evolve into a infective germ
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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2012, 12:24:08 am »

THEY WERE JUST SOLDIERGERMS. FIND OTHER GERMS OF SAME SPECIES. USE KOBOLD-BREEDING TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS IN TWO MINUTES.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2012, 12:24:16 am »

!!!!

ENTER THE WOUND.

MULTIPLY, DIVIDE, ADD, AND CONQUER.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2012, 12:25:41 am »

Multiply!

[6]
YOU MULTIPLY IN 1000 GERMS.

infect woman by cut if i carnt infect evolve into a infective germ
[3]YOU BEGIN INFECTING HER.


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ENTER THE WOUND.

MULTIPLY, DIVIDE, ADD, AND CONQUER.

[1]YOU FLY BACKWARDS AND STICK INTO THE WALL.


THEY WERE JUST SOLDIERGERMS. FIND OTHER GERMS OF SAME SPECIES. USE KOBOLD-BREEDING TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS IN TWO MINUTES.

[3]YOU CAN'T SEEM TO.
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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2012, 12:27:07 am »

FINE. I AM A KOBOLD GERM, DO KOBOLD STUFF.

AKA STEAL THE PERSON BELOW ME'S ROLL.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2012, 12:28:41 am »

FINE. I AM A KOBOLD GERM, DO KOBOLD STUFF.

AKA STEAL THE PERSON BELOW ME'S ROLL.


[4]YOU STEAL THE NEXT PERSON'S ROLL AND CAN NOW USE IT WHEN YOU WANT TO FOR ANOTHER CHANCE.

Item Get:Extra roll!
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2012, 12:29:12 am »

Utilize cartoon physics to eat woman in one bite. Give Corai a roll to death by Bill Clinton.

« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 12:37:05 am by Xantalos »
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2012, 12:29:38 am »

continue infecting her and multiply using her blood
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2012, 12:30:05 am »

continue infecting her and multiply using her blood

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SOME STRANGE FORCE PREVENTS YOU FROM DOING ANYTHING.
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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2012, 12:30:43 am »

RAISE A UNITED ARMY OF ALL LIKE-MINDED GERMS.
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2012, 12:32:00 am »

RAISE A UNITED ARMY OF ALL LIKE-MINDED GERMS.

[4]
YOU NOW HAVE AN ARMY OF 15.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2012, 12:32:33 am »

asimulate her white blood cells
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