Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Desert.

2 (7.1%)

More Desert.

13 (46.4%)

Boiling hills

8 (28.6%)

A temprate forest at the north poll

4 (14.3%)

Other (please post)

1 (3.6%)

Total Members Voted: 28

[Shingy]

Poor farmer.
There are more ennemies that I expected.
He was a soldier. HE GOT HIS HEAD CRUSHED.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A recruit got raped.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Winter has arrived. The dwarves aren't attacking and our treefarm burnt. Firebird. They killed two of us. Or more. Almost all the boworcs are dead. Three melee orcs are dead. One is wounded.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Great. There are troglodytes in the caverns.
They killed the FB in a couple of seconds.
I seized (what?) steel and food from the gobbos.
WHY. WHY.
A recruit decided to pickup equipment in front of the gobbos.
Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.
*The writings continue for about ten pages

THE BLINDING SAND CLOUD. It was right in front of the entrance.
I'm getting mad!
The dwarves aren't attacking. This is horrible
I bought wood and leather from the caravan.
No tantrums. At least you'll be ok with that next overseer.
We are 22 now.
No. No. No. A boworc went into the blinding sand cloud. His name is Aslot Usbuegun. She lost function of all her limbs plus her eyes. Oh god.
*Shingy is throwing a tantrum
Strangely, they are happy.
I asked for wood, seeds and dragons to our merchants.
Centaurs are wandering in the trade depot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Orgy.
More blinding sand, giant coyotes.
Some dwarves were caught in it. I'll arm the soldiers and attack.
Oh god. Gork died. He's the only important dead for now. I won't attack. I'll fix the situation.
Another recruit got out. We never saw him again.
I already forbidden everything. I don't understand. This is madness.
Nobody wants to give water to the wounded.
Alright, Gork is now the brewer-stonecrafter.
And I'm creating masterpieces armors for our troops.
The wounded died because nobody gave them water. Nobody.
Oh, our surgeon got a baby. Interesting.

This is the end of my turn. I completed all my projects (wells, barracks, bedroom, iron armor and weapons) and we have a lot of food. I lost almost ten orks, but they weren't important. Good luck to the next overseer.
Note: Most of the dwarves were touched by the cloud, so have fun.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?ds612w3c1oiq5dl

Edit: I was like: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

[Xvareon]

(>.<) damn. Oh well, s$!# happens, I guess. Good luck to next overseer, kill some Dwarf-gits for us, will ya?

[Shingy]

About five of the dwarves are disabled and all of them are now hammerdwarves. I think it will be easy with some baits.
Again, I'm sorry for all these deads, everything was running smoothly and then BANG. Sudden fun!
Food won't be your problem and we have enough coffins. It should run pretty smoothly.

[Wrex]

Alright, mebuysword is up next. Let's see how it goes! We can use a rockforge, make heavy granite hammers or something. Also, get a dedicated nurse, it should help.

[Shingy]

Well, a lot of orcs had no job but still, no one gave water to the wounded. That's strange, the well wasn't forbidden or anything.
Oh, also, all the orcs are burrowed inside the fortress, so they won't go out even if I've already forbidden everything outside, but still, be careful with the recruits.

[Wrex]

We could use a danger room. Just saying. SO yeah, mebuysword, you'r up.

[Shingy]

It would help, but we'll defeat them as long as they don't strike our heads too often.

[Meph]

Squee says: Dangerroom is too... dangerous... I wont go in there, no.no.no.

[Wrex]

If we can vamp squee, we can lock him in a room where he will always be safe .

[Shingy]

Well, the fort itself is already safe in my opinion. A good thing would be to install cage traps too.

[xominxac]

I would like to be orked and to have a turn please. Any ork is fine.

[Wrex]

You know shark teeth? They hold a wicked edge, and I hit a jaw at z -3. If you can find more, those spikes are deadly.

[Shingy]

I found some during my turn. I think I installed two or three weapon traps.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Squee says: Dangerroom is too... dangerous... I wont go in there, no.no.no.

Yoo elv! Git en da danjir rum, afor Ay smush yer hed en!

Zo menni orkz givin' der lyvz for da fort...luvvlee.

Ken't weyt 'til Ay leed da fort! Iz Ay stil kikin'?

Spoiler: Tranzlaytud: (click to show/hide)

Squee says: Dangerroom is too... dangerous... I wont go in there, no.no.no.

A properly-constructed danger room is of no danger to anyone except pets and children. What you face wil be no more dangerous than your fellow orcs.

So many orcs, sacrificing themselves for their fortress...it's how they'd want to go.

Is my orc still alive?

[Shingy]

According to the dwarf therapist screen that I posted at the end of my update, you are. Now, we're waiting for Mebuy!