Therefore... I demand that the next release of DF should only be fully loaded upon typing in a 128-character time-limited passphrase available only through entering registration details on a secure web-page, receiving and replying to a confirmation email, providing a number obtained from a personalised hashing calculator in the process.
While I can see this thread being a little off-putting to an honest-to-Armok new player, I think they'd have to understand our general frustration. (I also didn't get the impression that it was a Troll, but then a good Troll wouldn't look like one, and a non-Troll might look obviously like one because they didn't know better in the first place, so I've no idea where that leaves that bit of Game Theory.) I wandered in here after posting an (I hope) helpful "Yes, this has been suggested before, as you've just edited", with pointer to the Eternal Suggestions thread. I think I also saw in the most-recent-threads-in-this-subgroup a title asking for restricted posting to here. Going to check that out as well, see if I agree with it or not. (First thoughts, no I don't... But maybe allowing people to do so after having undertaken some sort of automated test on "how to search for regularly suggested things"? A kind of equivalent to the Altar Of Literacy in KOL prior to using their chat, I suppose...)