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Re: The Carnivore Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2012, 01:03:10 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 13, 2012, 01:00:08 pm
Put it that way, I'm a shoe-in for mayor! But again, I don't eat sentients. Sure, I torture them to death, but most everyone here does that. My alter ego, on the other hand...

Torture isn't dwarven either.  Pretty sure we've been infiltrated by the enemy, here.
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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2012, 01:08:36 pm »
Forgot I'm human in adv mode mostly, although by now I'm a horrible abomination the likes of which to make Jeff crap his pants. But anyway, BACK TO THE FOOD! How does one prepare fluffy wamblers? Like marshmallows, I imagine.
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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2012, 02:25:03 pm »
Well, since fluffy wamblers are basically just big balls of fat, pretty much, yeah. Probably wouldn't be too healthy for you though. Dwarven junk food!
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2012, 03:54:01 pm »
Hmmm...
Giant Toad Legs, anyone?
I kinda wonder what Some of the Forgotten Beasts and Demons taste like...
The edible ones, anyway...
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2012, 04:15:02 pm »
eatin' ma bronze collossuss bronze tissue . you gotta problem with that ?
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« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2012, 04:51:21 pm »
Everything is edible.  It's just that some things are only edible once per lifetime.
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« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2012, 05:04:47 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on August 13, 2012, 10:49:44 am
I'm saddened that nobody's mentioned delicious crundles yet.
They' taste like shit, way too salty.

I always imagined Rutherers looked like a fusion of the the first boss in Chrono Trigger(The evil yak thing you fight in the medieval age) or the Nue from Japanese mythology(an evil gorilla with tiger print.). So I guess they would taste like ape...
Any poachers in the house?
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« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2012, 05:19:24 pm »
Ummm...
Rutherers, unless I'm mistaken, are like, giant purple subterranean ravens.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2012, 05:49:07 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on August 13, 2012, 05:19:24 pm
Ummm...
Rutherers, unless I'm mistaken, are like, giant purple subterranean ravens.
I don't think so.
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« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2012, 06:00:51 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on August 13, 2012, 05:19:24 pm
Ummm...
Rutherers, unless I'm mistaken, are like, giant purple subterranean ravens.
I thought Crundles were the fowls. And even then it was more a euphemism for how fast they breed.
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2012, 06:10:14 pm »
Wait, no, son of a bitch.
I am thinkin' of something totally different.

Oh, yeah, it's the Jabberer I'm thinkin' of.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: The Carnivore Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2012, 06:27:56 pm »
Dwarven meat would be very tough, likely gamey as well. I'm guessing steak or horse, and the bright side is that you don't need to use any extra wine on your food as it's cooking.

Crundles, being reptillian, would taste like lizard.

Creeping eye would taste like the flesh around someone's eyes, probably.

Roc would taste like a bird of prey.

Gnomes would have an alcoholic taste, but probably similar to Kobold.
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« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2012, 11:32:08 am »
Gnome would be a lot less stringy than kobold, what with the lazy living. Dwarven bodily fluids probably range from 40-80 proof, so you could probably get drunk from eating dwarven flesh, Maybe that's why elves get angry when we sell them wood--they're looking for an excuse to kill some dwarves!
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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2012, 11:50:38 am »
"Greetings friends! Would you care for a mug of ale or a shank of dwarf?"
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