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[Scruffy]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

We served you in the first place?

I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...What do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)

[WaffleEggnog]

I fucking love this forum.

[Corai]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

W
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...We served you in the first place?

hat do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)

Maybe not kobolds, but I do have a personal modbold race.

[acetech09]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

W
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...We served you in the first place?

hat do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)

Maybe not kobolds, but I do have a personal modbold race.

Heresy! Thou are no kobold! You're a modbold! Big difference!

[Xantalos]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

W
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...We served you in the first place?

hat do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)

Maybe not kobolds, but I do have a personal modbold race.

Heresy! Thou are no kobold! You're a modbold! Big difference!

A modbold of what proportion? All I remember kobolds are is as ammunition, so forgive me if I'm a little unclear.

[acetech09]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

W
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...We served you in the first place?

hat do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)

Maybe not kobolds, but I do have a personal modbold race.

Heresy! Thou are no kobold! You're a modbold! Big difference!

A modbold of what proportion? All I remember kobolds are is as ammunition, so forgive me if I'm a little unclear.

[existential] What is a kobold? [/existential]

[Splint]

A kobold is a stunted little monster that suffers from kleptomania.

A modbold is dorf sized kobold who suffers from kleptiomania, but has the numbers, lifespan, and weaponry to get shit done.

[Xantalos]

Is there a way to use living creatures as (cross)bow ammunition without killing them? Because now I want to fire kobolds from my bow at people. Just imagine the combat logs!

The flying <<+kobold+>> strikes the Macegoblin in the lower body, pilfering it's wallet!

[Reudh]

Didn't Freeble stage a coup on you, and you then took back your mantle as Kobold Leader?

[Corai]

Didn't Freeble stage a coup on you, and you then took back your mantle as Kobold Leader?

No idea, I gave that character to Saurinae.

[Splint]

I see you gave up on trying to keep up with that thread too.

[acetech09]

Nooo... the quote pyramid collapsed.

[Splint]

Indeed, because those are blights no forum should suffer.

[acetech09]

Indeed, because those are blights no forum should suffer.

I

[acetech09]

Indeed, because those are blights no forum should suffer.

I

Respectfully