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[acetech09]

Hilarious mental image. This huge-ass medieval bolt fired by a human carvan guard smacks the kobold, he tumbles through the air for about five tiles, crumples, and slams into the ground.

[Xantalos]

Hehehehehehehehehe. Although personally, I like punching them in the eyes (adv mode) and watching them fly backwards. Three Stooges! Unite!

[Corai]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

[Yoink]

Hehehe. I knew it was going to involve something bad happening to a kobold/kobolds when I saw the title.
I still remember that one time I had a change of heart as my military were beating a kobold thief and called them off, only to watch the paraplegic 'bold drag itself painfully off the map. Good times!

[Loud Whispers]

I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Corai confirmed goblin spah

[Replica]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

[GoombaGeek]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

[Corai]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

[Xantalos]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

We served you in the first place?

[Corai]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

We served you in the first place?

I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

[Xantalos]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

We served you in the first place?

I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...What do you mandate?

[Corai]

Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.




And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.

Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?

What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?

...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

We served you in the first place?

I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.

...What do you mandate?

Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.

[krenshala]

So, bodies, stabbed and broken with shiny stuff, which results in blood.

[Wrex]

The leader of the dwarven civ I am playing as is a kobold.... Our caravans have an unholy fascination with knives. and blood. Not that I am complaing, since bloodwine is fine alchohol. In MW anyway.

[Urist McTaverish]

I prefer gobbo golf but spot on to that human.