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[LordSlowpoke]

OBTAIN CAT POWERS.

[1] THE CAT REFUSES TO GIVE YOU ITS POWERS OUT OF SPITE. [3v5] IT CLAWS ITS WAY OUT OF YOU, SOMEHOW.

[6] GREAT SUCCESS! CAT CONSUMED. POWERS GAINED. [6v6] YOU DETECT AN ANGRY, STEALTHY IRON MAN.

INSTALL MAGICAL LOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT CANNOT BE CHANGED WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

[5] LOCK INSTALLED.

[6] LOCK INSTALLED. ON EVERYTHING. WHOOPS.

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

[1] YOU REINFORCE THE MAGICAL LOCK YOINK INSTALLED.

[6] YOU REMOVE THE LOCK, AND TEACH EVERY CREATURE NEARBY HOW TO POLYMORPH IN THE PROCESS.

[6] YOU DISMANTLE MAGIC IN IT'S ENTIRETY, RENDERING THE LOCK USELESS.

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

[2] ACTION SABOTAGED! WAIT. THAT WAS YOUR LEG. OUCH.

[6] YOU SABOTAGE IT SO SKILLFULLY, THAT TIME ITSELF BENDS TO YOUR WILL AND REMOVES THE ACTION FROM EXISTENCE. [6v6] THIS FORCES A REROLL, HOWEVER.

[6] YOU SABOTAGE THE UNLOCKING OF LOCKS SUCCESSFULLY. [6v6] YOU TURN INTO A CLOUD OF BLOOD, LEAVING A CHEST BEHIND. [6] YOU ARE NOW THE CHEST.

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

[1] SABOTAGE A SABOTAGE? YOU MUST BE SILLY.

[6] YOU SUMMON A SQUAD OF MASTER SABOTEURS TO CAREFULLY TURN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE ACTION INTO A HORRIBLE FAILURE.

Make every dice roll 6

[6] YOU MAKE EVERY DICE ROLL 6. FORWARD AND BACKWARD. ONLY THIS ROUND, THOUGH.

[6] YOU MAKE EVERY DICE ROLL 6. FORWARD AND BACKWARD. ONLY THIS ROUND, THOUGH.

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SHANK LOUD WHISPERS WITH RUSTY SPOON

[6] YOU SHANK EVERYONE WITHIN A 5 METER RADIUS.

[6] SUMMONING ALL OF YOUR WILLPOWER, YOU SHANK LOUD WHISPERS WITH PURE RUST.

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SHANK LOUD WHISPERS WITH RUSTY SPOON

STEAL ALL THE SPOONS.

[6] YOU ARE NOW SUFFOCATING UNDER THE LOAD OF TEN TONNES OF PURIFIED SPOON.

SEND FORK FLYING AT RUNAWAY BOOK.

HOW DARE IT LICK ME!

A PLATYPUS SORCERER!

THE NERVE!

[6] FORK SUMMONED. [6] SENT AT BOOK AT LIGHT SPEED. [6v6] BOOK IS GRAZED BY FORK.

Go on a quest to extinct all the dwarves in the world.

[6, 6, 6] THE DWARVES KILL THEMSELVES OUT OF SHEER FEAR.


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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright guys, maybe I've been too minimalist with the information you were getting, but damn. You noticed you had multiple characters just as you forcibly turned this into a suggestion game with rolls included somewhere (with Yoink and Loud Whispers claiming "our form"). I'm not sure how to play this.

[MrWillsauce]

Embark on a quest to kill all of the elves too.

[Greenstarfanatic]

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

ALSO, USE SPELL ON BOOK.

[Loud Whispers]

ROLL AROUND IN ZINC TO GAIN RUST IMMUNITY

GIVE YOINK BOX

Spoiler: contents of box (click to show/hide)

One cat♂
One cat♀

RUN

[Yoink]

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

STRANGLE GREENSTARFANATIC BEFORE HE CAN DO THIS

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME IF NECESSARY

[Slayerhero90]

IF 1-3 IS ROLLED: LOCK SELF.
IF 4-6 IS ROLLED: OPEN SELF.

[sayaks]

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

ALSO, USE SPELL ON BOOK.

NOOOOO, THIS WILL CAUSE A PARADOX IF IT WORKS!!!!
SABOTAGE! MAKE IT A 3!!!!(or 4)

[Corai]

IS A KOBOLD.

[LordSlowpoke]

[5v1] DURING ALL THESE SHENANIGANS YOU FAIL TO REMEMBER THAT THERE'S STILL AN IRON MAN AROUND. THEY'RE BUILDING DESTROYERS.

[4] YOU REINCARNATE AS A BARREL.

Embark on a quest to kill all of the elves too.

[2] BEFORE GOING ON A QUEST, YOU NEED TO BRING 5 VENISON STEAKS TO COMMANDER GRIMFANG.

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

ALSO, USE SPELL ON BOOK.

[6] YOU RIG THE DICE TO ROLL ONLY ONES NEXT ROUND!

[1] YOU GO AHEAD AND RIG YOURS TO ROLL ONE TOO. WHOOPS.

[5] YOU USE THE "SPELL" SKILL ON THE BOOK. IT WORKS ADMIRABLY. SPEECH LEVEL UP!

ROLL AROUND IN ZINC TO GAIN RUST IMMUNITY

GIVE YOINK BOX

Spoiler: contents of box (click to show/hide)

One cat♂
One cat♀

RUN

[4] YOU SUCCESSFULLY COVER THE BARREL IN ZINC. [2] YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE AWAY THE BOX. YOU'VE GROWN TO LIKE IT. [5] YOU RUN FASTER THAN A KOBOLD TOWARDS AN ADAMANTINE GOBLET. [1] STRAIGHT INTO ONE OF THESE SILLY MAGMA PUDDLES. WHOOPS. YOU'RE MELTING NOW.

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

STRANGLE GREENSTARFANATIC BEFORE HE CAN DO THIS

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME IF NECESSARY

[1] YOU SUCCESSFULLY DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF AIR.

IF 1-3 IS ROLLED: LOCK SELF.
IF 4-6 IS ROLLED: OPEN SELF.

[4] THE BARREL IS NOW OPEN.

MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

ALSO, USE SPELL ON BOOK.

NOOOOO, THIS WILL CAUSE A PARADOX IF IT WORKS!!!!
SABOTAGE! MAKE IT A 3!!!!(or 4)

[6] YOU CONVINCE THE GM TO LET PEOPLE FIDDLE WITH ONE SET OF DICE WHILE USING ANOTHER.

IS A KOBOLD.

[4] YOU ARE NOW THE AXEKOBOLD.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

IS AXEKOBOLD

HAS SILVER AXE

WEARS LOINCLOTH

IS LOOTING

[MrWillsauce]

Giant Sponge answers to no one! Kill Commander Grimfang before embarking on elf massacre.

[Corai]

JOIN MRWILLSAUCE IN HIS QUEST TO DEFEAT ELVEN KIND.

[Slayerhero90]

EMPTY CONTENTS UPON IRON MAN.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Talk to the iron man? Maybe?

[Scelly9]

Become plump hemet.

[MrWillsauce]

JOIN MRWILLSAUCE IN HIS QUEST TO DEFEAT ELVEN KIND.

ME? ALLY WITH YOU? I AM A GIANT SPONGE! I AM NOT ALLYING WITH A PUNY KOBOLD! Maybe if you were something more impressive like a Bronze Colossus, but definitely not a KOBOLD. I crush the kobold with my spongey might.