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Loud Whispers

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2012, 04:13:51 pm »

READ BOOK WRITTEN BY NOTABLE PLATYPUS STEVE THE PLATYPUS

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2012, 04:22:02 pm »

BECOME PLATYPUS INSTEAD. EAT BOOK AND HEAD NORTH. NORH GOOD.



[2] YOU ARE NOW STUCK AS A HYBRID OF A PLATYPUS AND A WAT. [2v2] YOU TRY TO EAT THE BOOK. THE BOOK LICKS YOU AND [4] ESCAPES. [4] YOU DECIDE THE SITUATION IS TOO AWKWARD AND MOVE NORTH.

Go down stairs, survey our magnificent kitchen!



[1] YOU MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR UPSTAIRS. [2] NO KITCHEN IN SIGHT. [3] YOU SURVEY THE AREA, THOUGH.

Be A Hooloovoo



[5] YOU ARE THE BLUEST.

Become a giant sponge (in water of course).



[6] YOU ARE SO GIANT, YOU ABSORB ALL THE WATER AROUND YOU. [5] YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE. FOR NOW.

HONEY BADGERMAN PALADIN

FIND SCROLL



[3] NO. JUST BADGERMAN. [3] APPRENTICE PALADIN ALSO. [2] FIND PAPER INSTEAD.

EVAPORATE.



[4] YOU ARE NOW A GAS.

READ BOOK WRITTEN BY NOTABLE PLATYPUS STEVE THE PLATYPUS



[5] A MANUSCRIPT OF A BOOK BY STEVE THE PLATYPUS APPEARS BEFORE YOU! YOU PICK IT UP AND START READING. [2] HALFWAY THROUGH, YOU REALISE YOU CAN'T READ PLATYPI.


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Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2012, 04:29:12 pm »

EAT CAT.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2012, 04:33:54 pm »

STOP BEING A WAT.

BE PLATYPUS SORCERER AND DO PLATUPI SORCERY STUFF.

YAY!
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2012, 04:57:41 pm »

EAT CAT.



[4v1] YOU ENGULF THE CAT AND BEGIN TO DRAIN IT. IT MEOWS SOFTLY.

STOP BEING A WAT.

BE PLATYPUS SORCERER AND DO PLATUPI SORCERY STUFF.

YAY!



[1] YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A WAT NOW. [5] EXCEPT YOU AREN'T. PLATYPUS GET. [4] YOU CAST A SPELL! IT IS A FROST BOLT. [4] IT FLIES SOUTHWEST. [3, 2] NOTHING SEEMS TO HAPPEN.
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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2012, 05:00:43 pm »

OBTAIN CAT POWERS.
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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2012, 05:01:16 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL LOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT CANNOT BE CHANGED WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Loud Whispers

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2012, 05:05:11 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2012, 05:12:49 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Loud Whispers

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2012, 05:13:18 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

sayaks

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2012, 05:17:51 pm »

Make every dice roll 6
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Yoink

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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 05:18:20 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SHANK LOUD WHISPERS WITH RUSTY SPOON
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 05:23:48 pm »

INSTALL MAGICAL UNLOCK ON OUR FORM, SO THAT IT WILL ALWAYS CHANGE WITHOUT AT LEAST FOUR VOTES

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SABOTAGE THIS ACTION

SHANK LOUD WHISPERS WITH RUSTY SPOON

STEAL ALL THE SPOONS.
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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 05:36:50 pm »

SEND FORK FLYING AT RUNAWAY BOOK.

HOW DARE IT LICK ME!

A PLATYPUS SORCERER!

THE NERVE!
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Re: YOU ARE
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 05:38:25 pm »

Go on a quest to extinct all the dwarves in the world.
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