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[Corai]

JOIN MRWILLSAUCE IN HIS QUEST TO DEFEAT ELVEN KIND.

ME? ALLY WITH YOU? I AM A GIANT SPONGE! I AM NOT ALLYING WITH A PUNY KOBOLD! Maybe if you were something more impressive like a Bronze Colossus, but definitely not a KOBOLD. I crush the kobold with my spongey might.

I AM CORAI. I EAT SPONGES FOR BREAKFAST AND MAKE BRONZE COLLASI MY BITCHES.

[Loud Whispers]

PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT, THE COCONUT NEXT TO THE SCHRODINGER'S BREEDING PAIR OF CATS IN THE BOX AND THE BOX IN THE BARREL.

OH AND IF WE'RE A BARREL COVERED IN ZINC IN A MAGMA PUDDLE, WHY AREN'T WE EXPLODING?

WE SHOULD BE EXPLODING.

EXPLODE.

[LordSlowpoke]

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The GM wishes to inform that he has an idea. That idea may take a while, and may also cause the next update to appear tomorrow. I hope it'll be worth the wait.

[Corai]

PULL UP -FUNGIWOOD CHAIR- AND EAT POPCORN WHILE I WAIT.

[sayaks]

Become the dice god! (Can command the dices rolls!)

[Kaiserr]

BECOME GIANT SPONGE THRALL

[MrWillsauce]

BECOME GIANT SPONGE THRALL

Tryin' to one-up me eh? We'll see...

[LordSlowpoke]

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I'm afraid I must offer my apologies. The turn is about halfway done, however I will remain internetless today, and possibly tomorrow, due to circumstances that I don't really have much control on. I'll post it as soon as I can. Thank you for understanding.

[IronyOwl]

FORGET WHAT'S HAPPENING

PROBABLY MADNESS

JUST A SIMPLE BADGERMAN PALADIN SQUIRE, WHY MUST EVERYTHING ALWAYS BE ON FIRE

ANYWAY, SEARCH FOR ENEMIES

[Greenstarfanatic]

HMMM...

MUST FEND OFF RIVAL SORCERER THAT IS NOT A PLATYPUS...

BUT HOW?

!

THROW EVIL BOOK OF LICKING AT EVIL BADGERMAN.

[LordSlowpoke]

FORGET WHAT'S HAPPENING

PROBABLY MADNESS

JUST A SIMPLE BADGERMAN PALADIN SQUIRE, WHY MUST EVERYTHING ALWAYS BE ON FIRE

ANYWAY, SEARCH FOR ENEMIES

[1] YOU ARE UNABLE TO FORGET. THE IMAGE OF TURNING INTO A ROCK NUT ROAST IS ENGRAVED IN YOUR MIND FOREVER. [6] YOU MAKE A DEEP INSIGHT INTO THE SECRETS OF THE REALITY YOU LIVE IN, [3] HOWEVER DUE TO BEING A ROAST YOU ARE UNABLE TO TRULY UNDERSTAND IT. [5] AN ENEMY IS ALREADY CHASING YOU.

HMMM...

MUST FEND OFF RIVAL SORCERER THAT IS NOT A PLATYPUS...

BUT HOW?

!

THROW EVIL BOOK OF LICKING AT EVIL BADGERMAN.

[3] YOU THROW A BOOK COATED IN DRALTHA SPIT. [4v6] DESPITE YOUR LACK OF ARMS, YOU MANAGE TO SPECTACULARLY MISS THE BADGERMAN A COUPLE DOZEN KILOMETERS AWAY. [5v5] HIS LAUGHTER MAKES YOU A SAD, SAD ROAST.

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Alrighty then. Due to media panic I've overstated what will happen, and apparently service was taken down as a precaution - don't want to actually attract weather to the cables. Since it was simply pouring outside, with wind knocking over trees and thunder flying everywhere, I had all the time in the world to read something, take a bath, and complete one of the most tedious to make things in a while, amongst others. i enjoyed it though. Won't tell you why, not yet at least. Hope nobody minds that I had the mind to post a warning though!

[Greenstarfanatic]

FIGURE OUT WHY AM NOW PLATYPUS ROAST SORCERER INSTEAD OF JUST PLATYPUS SORCER.

SCREW LOGIC AND GROW ARMS TOO.

[Spinal_Taper]

Eat Wraith corpse.

[LordSlowpoke]

FIGURE OUT WHY AM NOW PLATYPUS ROAST SORCERER INSTEAD OF JUST PLATYPUS SORCER.

SCREW LOGIC AND GROW ARMS TOO.

[3] IT'S JUST MORE DELICIOUS THIS WAY. [6] ARMS GROWN! ARMS GROW ARMS TOO. ARMS LEVEL UP! MUSKET GET! x2

Eat Wraith corpse.

[4] YOU EAT THE WRAITH CORPSE. [2] IT HAS ROTTEN AWAY COMPLETELY! HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

IS ROCK NUT ROAST

HAS ARMS

HAS MUSKET

HAS SECOND MUSKET ALSO

IS VERY DELICIOUS

[Spinal_Taper]

Zap runed wand at self.