Make friends with the joker. Show him my magic trick.
[4] You show him a up and ball trick. He's seen it before, but agrees to join forces with you.
Begin talking in the third person to prove a clever fellow's sanity
[4] You start talking in the third person. This makes the guards think you're aLITTLE less insane. Somehow. They kick you out of the asylum. You're now alone in Gotham City.
NO BALLS?
... I DON'T NEED 'EM ANYWAY. CONTINUE SHOOTING.
[5] YOU'RE IN A HIGH SECURITY PRISON, AND YOU WANT TO KEEP SHOOTING A GUN THEY'VE PROBABLY ALREADY CONFI-Oh. You rolled a 5. My bad. You end up killing all the guards in the asylum, allowing for an easy esca-GODDAMMIT BATMAN! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES?!
Snap somebody's neck, steal their clothes, and bust out of the asylum.
[5] You snap Batman's neck, steal his clothes, and...well, become batman!
Kick down the door to the armory with my llama hooves, and proceed to arm the entire prison with rifles and tear gas bombs. Become a Batman villain!
[2] You end up spraining your llama ankle, not even letting you arm anyone with your large array of bombs you somehow snuck in. You get to watch as a random dude ends up killing batman instead of you. You begin plotting your revenge on that guy.
Use my awesome CHINTASTIC powers to break out of the asylum! (unnoticed... shh..)
[4] CHIIIIIIIN! You fly out of the roof, being the awesome dude you are. The new Batman doesn't notice you, and you fly away into Gotham.
Summon gigantic Abe Linclon (spelling derp) to fight Chuck.
[1] Chuck's gone, so Abe decides to just dump a bucket of his head on you. That approximately...1.27 Million dollars in Pennies.
Ow.
Current Setting: Gotham City/ Arkham Asylum.
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Topic: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge. (Read 8429 times)