GIVE CAT TO MOLE PEOPLE
What Mole People? All you see are Chinese people angry because you dug a hole in their garden. You offer them the cat, but they shove it back in your face, ass first. Great, now you're falling back to the center of the earth.
>INFILTRATE OFFICE OF GOLF COURSE
RESCUE ALL THEIR PANDAS
YOU MISSING CLEANING LADY OUTFIT. AND CRISPER BAGS. COME BAck LATER, THE PANDAS NEED YOU!
BURN THE GOLF COURSE! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The voice solidifes for a split second in order to slap some FECKIN' SENSE INTO YA'!
Dream of beautiful women and comfy pillows.
...You lay down and begin to dream, thinking of comfy pillows. Your head lays down softly on the sand. Your thoughts slowly change to hot women and...you do something I cannot print here. Why, Man, WHY?!
Exorcise Mr. Fluffles by yelling. Then yell some more.
You yell at Mr. Fluffles, and the spirit flies out, annoyed by your prescence . In addition, Mr. Fluffles becomes a more suitable Orcish Weapon:
IRON STUFFIE.
Haunt! (duh)
The only thing left to haunt is yourself. This creates a highly cpomplicated paradox that requires me wrting you out of existence to fix.
NIIICE.
Revive derm.
Derm gets revived, but is now a pig. Oh well, you win some, you turn into a pig on some...
THROW GOLFBALL BACK. THEN PASS OUT IN SANDTRAP!
You only succeed in throwing the ball into your face yet again. You feel so awake now that you take off your clothes and begin streakingacross the course, in obvious pain.
The Pandas are deply disturbed.
Current Setting: Golf Course.