Tighten black belt around Chick's d*ck until circulation has been cut off. Slam him into the ground by his d*ck multiple times.
The voice booms down,
....Okay?You end up tying the belt around his real beard and have a great deal of trouble lifting him up.
Really, that just made him angrier.
Get everybody else committed to an insane asylum.
Everyone gets picked up one by one and taken to the 'Sunny Happy Days Insane Asylum', which looks awfully similar to Arkham Asylum. Including you. The voice follows out of curiosity.
ATTACK EVERYONE ELSE WITH M4 CARBINE, WHILE WEARING A COWBOY HAT.
You attack the guards with the carbine you have while wearing a baseball cap. How they let you in with it, you don't know. They don't know. The VOICE doesn't know.
Great, now you're stuck in the middle of Arkham Asylum.
Try to get the GM to post his rolls with the turns.
[5] Sure, why not. I was doing it for effect and so you had to guess what you rolled.
Wait, if everyone is insane how are we making sane acti-
Tighten black belt around Chick's d*ck until circulation has been cut off. Slam him into the ground by his d*ck multiple times.
ATTACK EVERYONE ELSE WITH M4 CARBINE, WHILE WEARING A COWBOY HAT.
Well that's only 50% insane.
Well since we're at a golf course... I'm going to attempt to play golf.
Wish me luck.
[2] You're no longer at a golf course.
You have no clubs.
You have no balls of either kind.
Do you even know how to play?
Become super awesome.
[5] You become the CHINTASTIC CRIMSON CHIN!
You know what. This is bay bloody 12. Rip off someones are and beat them to death with it.
You struggle as you rip your own arm off and slap yourself repeatedly.
AAAND the remaining guards have relocated you to sharing a cell with the Joker.
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