Okay, I find myself in need of advice.
I'm allied and RM'd with Germany and have been for nigh on 400 years, and have been constantly improving relations. Upside: no need to remove sauerkraut. Downside: Sweden, Poland, &c. cannot into remove sauerkraut. I'm basically Scrooge McDucking it up in my treasury at this point, so I've been flooding Sweden with shekels (and the same to Bulgaria to help them remove protokebab), but I'm reluctant to outright attack Germany, for several reasons.
1. Still busy consuming and digesting all that pasta.
2. Byzantines are mostly being kept in check because I stomp their stacks every time Italy calls them, and because Germany, the Abbasids, and the Oghuz are constantly running a train on them.
3.
I'd have to be the one to stomp Germany's shit in, rather than them being kept occupied by the Nordic folks. Keep in mind that the only reason I'm eating all this pasta is to stave off boredom while I wait for colonization ideas so that I can free Western Europe and fuck off to East Asia to play grab-ass with the Europe-sized Japanese empire.
4. I inherit if they don't have an heir.
I also don't want to fight Italy
too much, because that also means fighting Moravia and the Byzantines, which fucks with the balance of power when Germany DoWs them while they're at 0 manpower with a bunch of empty unit stacks. It'd be less of a problem if those two-faced assholes in Germany hadn't given them access, because my fleets can easily blockade the Med.
What do?
Unrelated: Yes, the Vatican has basically been relocated to the Balkans and is now palling it up with their Moravian neighbors.