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Author Topic: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.  (Read 4507 times)

Errol

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YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:37:27 pm »

F.O.E. MEANS FOEBUS ORRIBILIS ERRANDIBUS AKA FUCKING OVERPOWERED ENEMY AKA ORANGE FUZZBALL AKA THE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BRING WARP WIRE.

YOU HAVE NO WARP WIRE.

TIME TO DIE GLORIOUSLY.

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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 01:54:03 pm »

MONK FLYING KICK FOE CHIN
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 02:02:28 pm »

SELECT CLASS: FARMER

USE MAD FARMING IMPLEMENT SKILLS
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Errol

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 02:08:01 pm »

MONK FLYING KICK FOE CHIN

(6) YOU FLY STRAIGHT INTO F.O.E. MOUTH
F.O.E. NOW HAS INDIGESTION

SELECT CLASS: FARMER
USE MAD FARMING IMPLEMENT SKILLS


(2) YOU FORGOT TO DISTRIBUTE SKILL POINTS
CRAP

(2) F.O.E. IS COUGHING VIGOROUSLY
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 02:10:14 pm »

The shogun slices and dices the F.O.E.
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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 02:58:02 pm »

Class: Dark Hunter
HUNT F.O.E!!!! DARKLY!!!
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Spaghetti7

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2012, 03:02:04 pm »

BECOME SUPER NINJA
FONDLE F.O.E
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WITH SWORD
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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 03:17:52 pm »

MONK FLYING KICK FOE CHIN

AGAIN BUT FROM INSIDE
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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 03:20:44 pm »

AM PANDA

HAVE ALREADY WON

SEDUCE F.O.E. ANYWAY THOUGH
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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2012, 03:50:54 pm »

AM ALCHEMIST.

THROW MANY EXPLODEYS POTIONS AT ORANGE FUZZBALL.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 03:57:12 pm »

BE PRINCE

PAY IT TO GO AWAY
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Errol

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2012, 03:58:38 pm »

The shogun slices and dices the F.O.E.

(5) YOU UNLEASH FEARSOME TEN SLICES TECHNIQUE, SUITABLY IMPRESSIVE AND TP DRAINING
F.O.E. LOSES 4% LIFE OR SO

Class: Dark Hunter
HUNT F.O.E!!!! DARKLY!!!

(4) YOU SNEAK UP TO F.O.E. ANUS BUT FIND NONE
LASH F.O.E. ANYWAY, BUT IT IGNORES YOU

BECOME SUPER NINJA
FONDLE F.O.E
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WITH SWORD

(6) YOU ACTIVATE ULTIMATE SECRET BANGSTYLE NINJUTSU HEAVENLY FINAL SUPER NINJA INSTALL USING THE REST OF THE PARTY AS BACKGROUND SINGERS
POWERING UP TAKES YOUR ENTIRE TURN THOUGH

MONK FLYING KICK FOE CHIN

AGAIN BUT FROM INSIDE

(5) YOU BURST OUT OF F.O.E. NECK LEAVING SIZEABLE HOLE (AND MINUSCULE DAMAGE), F.O.E. NOW ANGRY

AM ALCHEMIST.

THROW MANY EXPLODEYS POTIONS AT ORANGE FUZZBALL.

(1) POTIONS WERE APHRODISIACS, NOT QUITE SURE WHY

AM PANDA

HAVE ALREADY WON

SEDUCE F.O.E. ANYWAY THOUGH

(3) F.O.E. IS NO ZOOPHILIAC, PREFERS TENTACLE RAPING HUMANOIDS

BE PRINCE

PAY IT TO GO AWAY

(5) IF THE F.O.E. WEREN'T SO DAMN HORNY RIGHT NOW IT MIGHT CONSIDER THE OPTION, PRINCE WAS VERY SOFT SPOKEN AND CONVINCING

(3) F.O.E TURNS AROUND, FINDS A CERTAIN DARK HUNTER. SUMMONS TENTACLES. DARK HUNTER IS OKAY WITH THIS.
DARK HUNTER CAN BE COUNTED AS 'DOWN'. F.O.E. IS CALMED DOWN, BLOODLUSTY AGAIN.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2012, 04:01:33 pm »

...THROW MORE POTIONS!!

MOAR POTIONS!!

MOOOOOAAR POOOOTIOOONS!a
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Yoink

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2012, 04:01:45 pm »

COVER EYES

VOMIT SILENTLY AT SPECTACLE
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2012, 04:09:32 pm »

PUT ALL SKILL POINTS INTO CHARISMA

APPLY MAD FARMING IMPLEMENT SKILLS ONTO FOE IN THE MOST SUAVE MANNER POSSIBLE
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