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[Yoink]

WAKE UP

WRESTLE WOLF

USING POWER OF METALLLLLLLLLL

EAT WOLF

[5] YOU WAKE UP TUCKED INTO COZY BED, WOUNDS BANDAGED

IN SMALL WOODEN ROOM, TASETFUL-IF-RUSTIC DECOR

WOLF STANDING NEXT TO YOUR BED LOOKING AT YOU WITH CONCERN

THREE WOLF CHILDREN STANDING OVER BY DOOR PEERING AT YOU WITH CURIOUS LOOKS IN THEIR BIG ADORABLE EYES

"Oh good, you're awake," SAYS ADULT WOLF, IN A KINDLY FEMALE VOICE, "I was worried that you--"

"RAAAAGGAAHHH!!!!"

YOU DIVE OUT OF BED, TRY TO GRAB WOLF [5]

TACKLE POOR WOLF-LADY TO GROUND AND

[5] TEAR CHUNKS OUT OF HER SHOULDER WITH TEETH WHILST SCREAMING "METALLLLLL"

HOW RUDE

DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU NOT TO SPEAK WITH A MOUTHFUL?!

[6] SOMEHOW YOU DON'T PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS AS BANDAGES COME UNDONE

SADLY THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE CRITICALLY LOW BLOOD PRESSURE

YOU UNCONSCIOUS AGAIN

DISTRACT CAR WITH COWBELL!

[2] _{TINK TINK TINK}

HMM

DON'T THINK THEY HEAR YOU

CAR STILL PRETTY FAR AWAY

(YOU FORGET TO OPEN BUS WINDOW ANYWAY)

USE EPIC METAL VIOLIN TO BLOW UP CAR.

BECAUSE IT CAN.

[2] YOU DON'T HAVE A VIOLIN, DIMWIT, YOU HAVE A FLUTE... OR WAS IT A CLARINET? I DUNNO CLOSE ENOUGH

[1] YOU LEAN OUT BUS WINDOW, TRY AND USE FLUTINET TO BLOW UP CAR

ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW FLUTINET

NOW CHOKING

State Entered: Choking to death!

[Greenstarfanatic]

AWARGH.

WHY DO I HAVE TWO INSTRUMENT IN MY THROOOOOOAAT.

GET THEM OUT AND MAKE CAR GO KABLOOEYWHAKAMAPOWBOOMSHAKALAKA.

...ADD ONE MORE ONOMAOPOEIA.

[GraveHaunter92]

OPEN WINDOWS, HOOK UP COWBELL TO GIANT AMPS!  GET CAR'S ATTENTION BY BLASTING HALF OF STICKSVILLE TO DUST.
FOR METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yoink]

AWARGH.

WHY DO I HAVE TWO INSTRUMENT IN MY THROOOOOOAAT.

GET THEM OUT AND MAKE CAR GO KABLOOEYWHAKAMAPOWBOOMSHAKALAKA.

...ADD ONE MORE ONOMAOPOEIA.

[4] YOU COUGH UP CLARIFLUTE

ALONG WITH BLOOD

[2] YOU SHOUT, "KABLOOEYWHAKAMAPOWBOOMSHAKALAKA! ...BANG!"

BANG?! THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?

NOTHING HAPPENS

SUDDENLY HUGE EXPLOSION OF SOUND AND ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK FROM BEHIND YOU

BUS TIPS OVER

EVERYTHING GOES BLACK

Item Lost: Consciousness!

OPEN WINDOWS, HOOK UP COWBELL TO GIANT AMPS!  GET CAR'S ATTENTION BY BLASTING HALF OF STICKSVILLE TO DUST.
FOR METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4] YOU OPEN THE VAN'S WINDOWS, LETTING IN COLD DRAUGHT, HOOK UP THE METAL RING OF YOUR COWBELL TO THE VARIOUS AMPLIFIERS ONBOARD

[6] _*TINK* *TINK* *TINN-NN-NNNK*

AMP BLOWS

WINDOWS(THE CLOSED ONES) SHATTER

PEOPLE BLEEDING FROM EARS

YOU THINK THEY'RE SCREAMING BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING

EVERYTHING SHIFTS SIDEWAYS AND CONSCIOUSNESS FADES AWAY

Item Lost: Consciousness!


EVERYONE: UH-OH AMPS BLOW OUT, BIG NOISE HURTS EARS, BUS FALL OVER.

WHAT DO?

[lawastooshort]

WAKE UP

CONSUME ALL NEARBY BLOOD TO BOOST BLOOD PRESSURE

IF FAIL: FIND BICYCLE PUMP TO BOOST BLOOD PRESSURE

[Reudh]

CONSUME ALL NEARBY WOLF-PEOPLE

[Greenstarfanatic]

CONSUME BUS

[GraveHaunter92]

WHILE UNCONSCIOUS, ASSUME THAT I HAVE BECOME THE METAL GOD OF COWBELLS AND TAKE ON A GODLIKE TRUE FORM!

UPON REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS...
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiIVsrgcFP7uyDXkaoP9ijBlNRMHnTZMyy5vlzYYQi-TzuXUyX

[Spinal_Taper]

Channel Doom Guy. Go find an overcharge sphere. Use said sphere.

[Yoink]

WAKE UP

CONSUME ALL NEARBY BLOOD TO BOOST BLOOD PRESSURE

IF FAIL: FIND BICYCLE PUMP TO BOOST BLOOD PRESSURE

[4] REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, ARE ALONE IN ROOM NOW

START LICKING BLOOD OFF FLOOR. LOTS OF BLOOD.

[3] EHH. YOU THINK YOU FEEL BETTER. DUNNO

IT TASTES BAD, MEANS IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT?

HEAR CRIES OF PAIN AND BABBY-WOLFS WEEPING OUTSIDE

IS HEART-WRENCHING SOUND. NOT THAT METAL.

CONSUME ALL NEARBY WOLF-PEOPLE

[1] YOU WANDERING MONSTER SLAYER/GOURMET

STALKING THROUGH WOODS, CROSSBOW LOADED WITH SILVER BOLT AND DAINTY BIB TIED AROUND NECK

YOU PRETTY SURE THERE ARE SOME WOLF-PEOPLE IN THESE WOODS SOMEWHER-- ARRRGGGGHH
THEY'RE IN THE TRREEEEEES!! (ALSO IS ACTUALLY TURNIP-HEADED MONSTER, NOT WOLF-PEOPLE. YOU FEEL SILLY)

YOU DRAGGED UP INTO BRANCHES, TORN APART

...MONSTER-HUNTING/EATING HAT DROP DOWN MOMENT LATER IN CINEMATIC MOMENT AS SCREAMS DIE AWAY

Item Lost: Life!

CONSUME BUS

[1] YOU BITE BUS!

BUS BITE BACK. APPARENTLY IT IS POSESSED BUS WITH SNARLING DEMONIC FACE IN GRILLE.

...METAAAAAL! PAINFUL, BUT METAL.

WHILE UNCONSCIOUS, ASSUME THAT I HAVE BECOME THE METAL GOD OF COWBELLS AND TAKE ON A GODLIKE TRUE FORM!

UPON REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS...
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiIVsrgcFP7uyDXkaoP9ijBlNRMHnTZMyy5vlzYYQi-TzuXUyX

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CONSUMING THINGS

[3] YOU HAVE FUCKED-UP BUT VERY METAL DREAM AND THEN WAKE UP

ARGH

CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOOD BITS

ALTHOUGH BUS SEEMS TO BE ALIVE, IS BACK UP RIGHT WAY AND EATING PEOPLE

HUH. MAYBE YOU STILL DREAMING? IS PRETTY METAL

Channel Doom Guy. Go find an overcharge sphere. Use said sphere.

[3] MY GOD

YOUR EYEBROWS

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM

[2] IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?

CAN'T FIND ANY OF THOSE

SORRY

FIRST YOU NEED A NORMAL EL VIBRATO POWER SPHERE, AND THEN YOU NEED FIND LONELY CONSTRUCT

ALSO THE BUS IS MOVING BENEATH YOU OF OWN VOLITION

SOUNDS LIKE IT IS... EATING SOMEONE?

YOU AND MAGICAL CHEESE PLECTRUM BOTH AGREE, IS PRETTY METAL


>EVERYONE: CAR GETTING CLOSE! IS PULLING OVER, PEOPLE INSIDE STARING AT DEMON-BUS AND ASSORTED CORPSES ETC SCATTERED AROUND

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GM PROMISE TO UPDATE PROPER RTD SOON SHUT UP IS TIRED ARGH

[Greenstarfanatic]

RRAAUGH TOO MUCH METAL.

EXORCISE BUS USING CALMING METAL CLARIFLUTE.

THEN CONSUME BUS.

FOR METAAAL.

[Spinal_Taper]

NO! This is what I mean!
http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Supercharge

[GraveHaunter92]

SO MUCH METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAFSLHSDK//DFNLSDFSMNLAKNVC;KAL;IOESJIHO;A';KSCNSACKNKAHFSMETALAKJFNALMDSLHADLKJBLKWLAJABMDSSGNJTKTYNYM

ahem

FILM DEMONIC BUS AND WOLF PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING ELSE, INCORPORATE FOOTAGE INTO MOST METAL MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME!

[Greenstarfanatic]

We need a GM who can remember to updoot this.

Also MEEETAAALL.

[GraveHaunter92]

We need a GM who can remember to updoot this.

Also MEEETAAALL.

I second this motion, I haven't nearly had my fill of METAL quite yet