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[Yoink]

BE 'RESCUED' BY SLENDERMAN

JUST AS BEAST IS ABOUT TO EAT YOUR HEAD SOME (RATHER SLENDER) MAN, POSSIBLY A REDNECK, BURSTS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND TACKLES IT

"AH GOT CHU NOW, YA VARMINT!"

SCARY FIGHTING IS HAPPENING

SOUND EFFECTS LIKE "KAPOW" "WHAM" AND "KA-SCRONCH"

NOT REALLY SURE WHO IS WINNING. YOU ARE OUTSIDE CREEPY CAVE PLACE. HUMAN BONES AROUND. YOUR BAND PROBABLY GONNA LEAVE SOON

[tomas1297]

YOU ARE OUTSIDE CREEPY CAVE PLACE. HUMAN BONES AROUND. YOUR BAND PROBABLY GONNA LEAVE SOON

PRETTY METAL. MEET OWNER OF CAVE. ASK FOR GUEST VOCALS.

[Yoink]

YOU ARE OUTSIDE CREEPY CAVE PLACE. HUMAN BONES AROUND. YOUR BAND PROBABLY GONNA LEAVE SOON

PRETTY METAL. MEET OWNER OF CAVE. ASK FOR GUEST VOCALS.

[3] YOU, UH. DON'T QUITE MANAGE TO UNTIE YOURSELF

 [2] YOU HEAR SOMETHING DEVOURING SOMEONE IN THE BUSHES SOMEWHERE, THOUGH. SOUNDS... KINDA METAL. ISH.

BEING TIED UP ISN'T VERY METAL. THAT KEYBOARDIST IS A PRICK.

[lawastooshort]

MAKE KAZOO OUT OF KEYBOARDIST. PERFORM SOLO.

[Yoink]

MAKE KAZOO OUT OF KEYBOARDIST. PERFORM SOLO.

[3] YOU GRAB THE KEYBOARDIST AND PERFORM A KAZOO SOLO ON HIS... LIPS.

WHICH BASICALLY MEANS GIVING HIM A BIG SLOPPY RASPERRY KISS. THAT ISN'T VERY METAL.

[3] IT TAKES HIM A MOMENT, BUT HE EVENTUALLY REALISES YOU ARE NOT FEMALE GROUPIE

HE GETS MAD

[5 VS 1] HE BRUTALLY BEATS YOU INTO A PULP

IS NOT NICE

WHEN YOU REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS ARE TIED TO TOWBAR BY ANKLES

OH HEY IT'S THAT TOMAS GUY

[lawastooshort]

OH HAI. UNTIE SELF. BEAT KEYBOARDIST TO DEATH WITH THAT TOMAS GUY.

[Yoink]

OH HAI. UNTIE SELF. BEAT KEYBOARDIST TO DEATH WITH THAT TOMAS GUY.

[2] HNNNNNNGNOT HAPPENING

YOU HAVE A NICE CHAT TO TOMAS

HE HAS INTERESTING THEORIES ON THAT KEYBOARDIST GUY'S ANCESTRY

HUH... A GOAT? I GUESS THAT'S... UH... KINDA METAL...

[tomas1297]

FILM THE MOST METAL MUSIC VIDEO EVER.

 WE HAVE AN ANCIENT MONSTER, A REDNECK AND A GOAT. MIGHT AS WELL USE THE OPPORTUNITY.

[Yoink]

BIG WILL THE GUITARIST IS IN THE BUS GETTING IMPATIENT

"HEY, C'MON, WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THIS THING?! WE GOTTA GET TO THE SHOW, MAN!"

HE SHOVES UNCONSCIOUS FEMALE FIGURE AT DRIVER'S SEAT

[3]SHE WAKES UP LONG ENOUGH TO BUCKLE HER SEATBELT, START THE ENGINE AND REVERSE A FEW FEET BEFORE PASSING OUT AGAIN. HELPFUL.

FILM THE MOST METAL MUSIC VIDEO EVER.

 WE HAVE AN ANCIENT MONSTER, A REDNECK AND A GOAT. MIGHT AS WELL USE THE OPPORTUNITY.

[1]YOU SUGGEST THAT TO THE GUY TIED UP NEXT TO YOU. THIS IS A REALLY AWESOME IDEA. YOU ARE GONNA GET REALLY RICH AND FAMOUS FROM THIS VIDEO. YOU ARE-- GLRRCH-- OUCH. VAN REVERSE OVER YOU.

THINK BACK MAYBE BROKEN

OH LOOK, IT'S YOUR SPINE

....METAL AS

[lawastooshort]

TAKE TOMAS'S SPINE WITH TEETH. BEAT ROPE INTO SUBMISSION WITH SPINE. FLEE.

[Yoink]

TAKE TOMAS'S SPINE WITH TEETH. BEAT ROPE INTO SUBMISSION WITH SPINE. FLEE.

[2] YOU TRY, BUT SADLY YOU GOT RUN OVER TOO

YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH BETTER

[2] YOUR OWN SPINE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BREAK ROPE EITHER

[1] ...UHM, YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN FEEL YOUR LEGS

((WHY YOU ROLL SO BAD

STOP THAT))

[GraveHaunter92]

TELL SHAMAN TO PERFORM DRUM SOLO OF TELEPORTATION.  MAGICALLY TRANSPORT US ALL TO CONCERT

[TCM]

WALK IN WEARING A TUPAC SHIRT.

ASK IF THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE.

[Greenstarfanatic]

BECOME JAZZ SAXOPHONIST.

THEY BELONG IN METAL BAND, RIGHT?

[Yoink]

TELL SHAMAN TO PERFORM DRUM SOLO OF TELEPORTATION.  MAGICALLY TRANSPORT US ALL TO CONCERT

[3] BUT YOU DON'T HAVE CONCERT YET? [4] SHAMAN DOES HIS BEST, BEATING OUT MYSTICAL RHYTHMS ON DRUM

BUS NOW FLYING

WALK IN WEARING A TUPAC SHIRT.

ASK IF THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE.

[...] YOU FALL DOWN HAVE BRAIN HAEMORRAGE

BECOME JAZZ SAXOPHONIST.

THEY BELONG IN METAL BAND, RIGHT?

[6] HELL YEAH! ...WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT YOU STUPID AND SIGNED BINDING CONTRACT TO HEAD MANAGER

YOU DERP