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[Yoink]

RETURN TRIUMPHANTLY WITH BOOZE FOR THE BAND!
HAVE MOUSERAT PLAY FOR CREEPY DRUNKEN PARTYGOERS!

[2+1 booze bonus] "YEAAAH! BOOZE! WHERE'D YOU GET TH- OH SHIT, DARREN'S DEAD. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?"

BAND HAVE FEW BEERS THEN PICK UP INSTRUMENTS (THE ACOUSTIC ONES)

SOUND PRETTY BAD, OH WELL AT LEAST NOT AMPLIFIED

[5] PARTY GOERS TOO DRUNK TO CARE/NOTICE WHO YOU GUYS ARE

[lawastooshort]

FLEE DREAM OF ARMPITS. ENTER DREAM OF MONKEYGOD.

[Yoink]

FLEE DREAM OF ARMPITS. ENTER DREAM OF MONKEYGOD.

[5] THE GREAT MONKEYGOD BANISHES NIGHTMARE

SHOWS YOU GREAT WONDERS BEYOND COMPARE

ALL SHALL BE YOURS IF YOU DO HIS BIDDING, [6] BECOME GREATEST BAND EVER AND USE BAND-POWER TO CONQUER EARTH

IT OCCURS TO YOU THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED BAND MONKEYGOD

OH WELL THERE'S ALWAYS THE ALBUM

[lordcooper]

CHANGE BAND NAME TO TURNIPHEAD

[Yoink]

CHANGE BAND NAME TO TURNIPHEAD

[1] YOU SUGGEST THE NAME TURNIPHEAD

SADLY MOUSERAT HAS STUCK

ALSO PASSING NATIVE SHAMAN POINTS OUT THAT 'TURNIPHEAD' IS NAME OF ANCIENT MYTHICAL BEAST WHAT LIVES NEARBY

YOU MIGHTA JUST SUMMONED IT. CRAP.

...MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO FIRE UP THE BUS AND LEAVE

[Spinal_Taper]

Pray for the MonkeyGod to protect us as we cheese it.

[Digital Hellhound]

SACRIFICE PARTYGOERS TO TURNIPHEAD TO PLACATE IT

[lawastooshort]

KIDNAP SHAMAN TO REPLACE BASSIST. WAIT, DRUMMER. THE DEAD ONE.

[Yoink]

Pray for the MonkeyGod to protect us as we cheese it.

[4] WHAT? YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS 'MONKEY GOD'

YOU PRAY INSTEAD TO SI'INABAHD, GOD OF SAILORS AND METAGAMERS

...YOU GAIN A MAGICAL ROCKIN' PLECTRUM! MADE OF CHEESE

YOU AND YOUR PLECTRUM HIDE IN BUS FROM VENGEFUL TURNIP SPIRITS

SACRIFICE PARTYGOERS TO TURNIPHEAD TO PLACATE IT

[2] YOU PICK UP A BLOOD-STAINED TIRE IRON FROM NEXT TO DARREN'S CORPSE

APPROACH PRETTY FEMALE PARTYGOER

HAVE CHANGE OF HEART, BECOME PACIFIST

Item Lost: Killer instinct!
Class Gained: Pacifist!

KIDNAP SHAMAN TO REPLACE BASSIST. WAIT, DRUMMER. THE DEAD ONE.

[5] SHAMAN REALLY DUMB

YOU CONVINCE HIM YOU HAVE CANDY AND LURE HIM INTO YOUR VAN/BUS

HE HAPPENS TO HAVE ROCKIN' NATIVE DRUMMING SKILLS, SHOULD HELP BAND BREAK NEW GROUND

_{OR ALIENATE FANS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE SO MEH}

Item Gained: Native Percussionist/Shaman!

[lordcooper]

CHANGE NAME TO SHAMANIC UNDERDUB

[lawastooshort]

JOIN BAND AS KAZOO SOLOIST

[Yoink]

CHANGE NAME TO SHAMANIC UNDERDUB

[4] YOU SUGGEST NEW NAME, AND ARE JUST ABOUT TO START SPRAY-PAINTING ON SIDE OF VAN, WHEN SUDDENLY

[3] SOME VAGUELY TURNIP-LOOKING ARM GRABS YOU FROM SOMEWHERE AND SWIFTLY DRAGS YOU OFF TOWARDS ITS LAIR THROUGH THE TREES! NOOOOO!

JOIN BAND AS KAZOO SOLOIST

[2] YOU DON'T HAVE A KAZOO.

KEYBOARDIST ALSO MOCKS YOUR UNMANLINESS WHILST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DRIVE BUS.

[tomas1297]

KEYBOARDIST ALSO MOCKS YOUR UNMANLINESS WHILST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DRIVE BUS.

 MOCK KEYBOARDISTS UNMANLINESS.
 "WHY DO WE HAVE A KEYBOARD ANYWAY THE HELL DO YOU LISTEN TO - DRAGONFORCE?! GROW A BEARD AND LISTEN TO SOME NILE OR SOMETHING BE A MAN!"

[Yoink]

KEYBOARDIST ALSO MOCKS YOUR UNMANLINESS WHILST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DRIVE BUS.

 MOCK KEYBOARDISTS UNMANLINESS.
 "WHY DO WE HAVE A KEYBOARD ANYWAY THE HELL DO YOU LISTEN TO - DRAGONFORCE?! GROW A BEARD AND LISTEN TO SOME NILE OR SOMETHING BE A MAN!"

[2] EVERYONE LAUGHS!

UNFORTUNATELY KEYBOARDIST IS SIX FOOT TALL AND CUT

ALSO UNFORTUNATE IS HIS LACK OF A SENSE OF HUMOUR

YOU ARE NOW TIED TO VAN'S TOWBAR BY ANKLES

[lordcooper]

BE 'RESCUED' BY SLENDERMAN