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Xantalos

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2012, 12:29:52 am »

Quick! Turn into Morinth form Mass Effect! Screw everyone to death!
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2012, 08:54:24 am »

FIGURE OUT WHY MY CUTIE MARK CHANGED!

AND WHY TO A BUCKET!?

AND TEAM UP WITH MOLESTIA.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2012, 04:27:50 pm »

EXPOSE EAST EUROPEAN GANG AS CLOPPERS.

(6) YOU EXPOSE THEM AS CLOPPERS.

THEY ARE FINE WITH THIS.

SEEING A SIZABLE AMONT OF GANGSTER'S THAT ARE CLOPPERS, CLOPPING BECOMES NEW FAD.

BILLIONS OF CLOPPERS AROUND THE WORLD.

GOOD FUCKING JOB.

BRIDGES CLOSED DUE TO STORM WARNING

(6) STORM IS SO BAD, YOU CAN'T GET ORDER THROUGH TO CLOSE BRIDGES.

Master dimensional travel!

(1) YOU TELEPORT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. FORGOT TO TELEPORT HEAD WITH YOU. DED.

BE GOD OF ALL POTATOES! TRANSFORM NIKO BELLIC'S CAR HE IS DRIVING IN INTO A POTATO!

(2) YOU BECOME REGULAR POTATO.

(3) YOU THROW YOURSELF AT NIKO'S CAR AND BOUNCE OFF.

Go all ninja on Niko. Slice, dice, destroy.

(1) YOU JUMP ON NIKO'S TAXI. WELL, IN FRONT OF IT. DED.

Quick! Turn into Morinth form Mass Effect! Screw everyone to death!

(2) YOU PUT ON A MORINTH COSPLAY.

(5) YOU END UP SCREWING EVERYONE IN MICHIGAN BEFORE TIRING OUT.

WELL, YOUR COSTUME IS GOING TO NEED A LOT OF WASHING.

FIGURE OUT WHY MY CUTIE MARK CHANGED!

AND WHY TO A BUCKET!?

AND TEAM UP WITH MOLESTIA.

(6) HMMM.....HOW DOES HAVING SEX WITH A GROUP OF EASTERN EUROPEAN GANGSTERS EQUATE TO A BUCKET?.....OH.

YOU TEAM UP WITH MOLESTIA. IN A WORLD FULL OF CLOPPERS. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES SELVES.


O.G.Z. FIGHTS EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG. (3-1) FIRE IS INEFFECTIVE. (5) EASTERN EUROPEAN FIRES BACK AND KILLS THE ENTIRE O.G.Z. GANG. DED.

EAST COAST RAPPERS WANT FRENCH FRIES. THEY GRAB POWDER MINER. (3) PEEL SKIN OFF. OW.


"COUSIN! IT IS RAINING AND I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" "JUST KEEP DRIVING!" (6) NIKO BELLIC EXITS THE CITY AND GETS ON THE HIGHWAY.




Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2012, 05:02:20 pm »

HIGHWAY? NOW LOWWAY. UNDERGROUND ALSO. SIT BACK, WATCH FLOOD BE A FLOOD.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2012, 05:04:10 pm »

...WHY DO I NOT GET IT.

BE FINE WITH CLOPPERS TOO.

LASSO NIKO MAN'S CAR.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #95 on: August 12, 2012, 05:09:58 pm »

MISSION SUCCESSFUL. HATERS NOW LOST A VALUABLE WAY TO INTERNET-TROLL. INVITE NIKO OVER FOR TEA.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #96 on: August 12, 2012, 05:38:46 pm »

Respawn as Raiden circa MGS4. Be lightning, the rain transformed.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #97 on: August 12, 2012, 05:49:09 pm »

> Be Jordan Svenson, Swedish Sociopath Assassin.
> Stare in utter horror at the madness unfolding.
> Be in building miles away with sniper rifle, shoot Niko!

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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #98 on: August 12, 2012, 06:40:39 pm »

Turn into Billy Mays. Use selling power to sell suicide to everyone.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #99 on: August 12, 2012, 08:53:03 pm »

BE RESCUED BY SCIENTISTS WHO CAN REBUILD ME BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, BECOME SIX MILLION DOLLAR POTATO
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #100 on: August 12, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »

BE NEMESIS. NIKO IS SECRETLY STARS. FIRE RPG AT HIM.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #101 on: August 13, 2012, 07:32:06 pm »

Hijack Metal Gear. Yell "BROTHER!" at the nearest brit with a blond mullet.
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #102 on: August 13, 2012, 07:33:49 pm »

USE POKEBALL ON NIKO BELLIC
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #103 on: August 13, 2012, 08:49:29 pm »

HIGHWAY? NOW LOWWAY. UNDERGROUND ALSO. SIT BACK, WATCH FLOOD BE A FLOOD.

(3) YOU PUT A HOLE FULL OF WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

...WHY DO I NOT GET IT.

BE FINE WITH CLOPPERS TOO.

LASSO NIKO MAN'S CAR.

HERE IS YOUR NSFW URBAN DICTIONARY EXPLANATION.

(4) YOU TIE YOUR ROPE AROUND THE FRONT OF THE CAR.

(5) NIKO BELLIC POPS OUT OF WINDOW AND SHOOTS APPLEJACK BETWEEN THE EYES. DED.

MISSION SUCCESSFUL. HATERS NOW LOST A VALUABLE WAY TO INTERNET-TROLL. INVITE NIKO OVER FOR TEA.

(3) "HEY NIKO, CARE TO COME OVER FOR A FIRESIDE CHAT OVER SOME-" "FUCK YOU!"

THAT WENT WELL.

Respawn as Raiden circa MGS4. Be lightning, the rain transformed.

(2) YOU ARE NECKBEARD RAIDEN COSPLAYER.

> Be Jordan Svenson, Swedish Sociopath Assassin.
> Stare in utter horror at the madness unfolding.
> Be in building miles away with sniper rifle, shoot Niko!

(6) YOU SHOOT PERFECT SHOT.

RIFLE BARREL FACING WRONG WAY.

DED.

Turn into Billy Mays. Use selling power to sell suicide to everyone.

(4) YOU CUT OUT A PAPER MASK OF BILLY MAYS AND PUT IT OVER YOUR ALICORN FACE.

(2) YOU TRY SELLING SUICIDE BUT GET CHARGED ON COCAINE POSSESION.

YOU IN JAILE.

BE RESCUED BY SCIENTISTS WHO CAN REBUILD ME BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, BECOME SIX MILLION DOLLAR POTATO

(3) SCIENTIST TURN YOU INTO 99 CENT FRENCH FRY HAPPY MEAL.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DANE COOK.

BE NEMESIS. NIKO IS SECRETLY STARS. FIRE RPG AT HIM.

(6) YOU ARE SUCH A NEMESIS YOU BECOME NIKO. WAT.

(6) NOPE. THAT. AH. UM. PARADOX AND...SHIT.

DED.

Hijack Metal Gear. Yell "BROTHER!" at the nearest brit with a blond mullet.

(2) YOU RUN INTO METAL GEAR FACE FIRST AND FLAIL AT IT.

(4) METAL GEAR SHOOTS YOU IN ARMS. OW.

YOU PARAPALEGIC.

USE POKEBALL ON NIKO BELLIC

(5) YOU THROW POKEBALL AT PIKACHU.

(2) OH NO, THE WILD NIKO ESCAPED!


EAST EUROPEAN GANG FINDS OUT WHERE LORDSLOWPOKE'S BASE IS AND ASSAULT IT. (4) BEGIN KILLING HIS GUARDS.

EAST COAST RAPPERS ARE DIGIMON FANBOYS. THEY SHOOT AT PRAECORDIA. (4) SHOOT HIM IN THE KNEECAPS.

METAL GEAR EATS SOLID SNAKE. (5) TASTY. DED.


(1) ROMAN DRIVES INTO A POLE. NIKO IS FLUNG OUT. "AAAGGGGHHHHH!" FLIES OUT CAR WINDOW INTO MIDDLE OF STREET.



Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: NPCS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #104 on: August 13, 2012, 08:51:19 pm »

INVITE NIKO OVER TO ROB A BANK, WHILE DRINKING TEA.
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