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[Karnewarrior]

  You are General Granger, of the Sunshine Regiment. You are twelve years old, and have brought down the forces of Draco Malfoy every time you did battle, and matched Harry Potter in most of them. For reference, Harry Potter scares dementors.

  You're also a alleged murderess, and you're inclined to agree. You can remember the cold hatred, and you can remember almost killing Malfoy- Err, Draco. Harry Potter says he thinks it's a false memory, charmed into your head. You wouldn't believe him, except last time you did that he figured out how to break the laws of transfiguration totally and utterly.

You've been released from the Hospital Wing, and Harry Potter has vanished into thin air. You don't think it's the cloak, he's just lots faster than you are; the Chaos Legion runs almost everywhere they go.

You're currently free to rest, meaning you have no classes to go to, and although you can't leave the castle, you can go anywhere a first-year could go.

Spoiler: known locations (click to show/hide)

Transfiguration classroom (Professor McGonagall)
DAtDA (Professor Quirrell)
Third Floor Corridor (FORBIDDEN)
Dumbledores office door (May not be able to get inside)
Charms Classroom (Professor Flitwick)
Ravenclaw Dorms (Harry Potter?, Bed)
Gryffindor Dorms (Captian Weasley)
Hospital Wing (Health 100%)[current location]
Slytherin Dorms (Draco Malfoy?, Information Broker)
Unused Classroom (Why do we have 700 classrooms when we only have 30 teachers?)

[Megaman]

Holy shit bro.

Find that hairy potter, query about this charmed memory nonsense.

[cerapa]

Go to an unused classroom and do various types of !!SCIENCE!!. Cant let Harry do all the cool stuff.

[Trapezohedron]

> Be Potter.

[MrWillsauce]

I am the castle. Renovate myself and become a strip club.

[Karnewarrior]

> Be Potter.

You can't be Potter, Potter is an occlumens! He's also in a super secret metting with Draco you shouldn't ever find out about nope.

I am the castle. Renovate myself and become a strip club.

Hogwarts briefly wonders about renovating itself to be a strip club for wizards, but decides against it as there are eleven year old girls inside and there's not anywhere to put them.

Find that hairy potter, query about this charmed memory nonsense.

You look in the Ravenclaw dorm rooms, but no-body has seen Harry. Strange, you'd have thought he'd come back here...

Go to an unused classroom and do various types of !!SCIENCE!!. Cant let Harry do all the cool stuff.

You go to the unused classroom, but stop outside the door. There is green light emenating from inside, and a soft muttering. A shadow briefly passes over the door.

[MrWillsauce]

The castle mandates the girls be put in Dwarven childcare so that it can be used as a strip club.

[Felius]

Go find another classr- You are a Gryffindor, screw that! Wand in hand, kick the door open (alternatively: Blast it open in case 12 year old girls aren't able to kick a heavy castle door open), enter the room ready to kick ass.

[Trapezohedron]

> Be Sorting Hat. Complain about lack of legs.

> Be the Whomping Willow. Make an awesome metal drum roll!

> Be H. Granger. Find an idi-classmate, and let them enter the room for you, before you decide to enter.

[Eagle_eye]

Make more concentrated sunlight. Blind the school. Become God-Empress as the only remaining sighted person in magical britain.

[cerapa]

Go find another classr- You are a Gryffindor, screw that!

Since when?

Both Hermione and Harry are Ravenclaw. Okay, correction, Harry is "Slytherin!...just kidding, Ravenclaw!".

[Felius]

Go find another classr- You are a Gryffindor, screw that!

Since when?

Both Hermione and Harry are Ravenclaw. Okay, correction, Harry is "Slytherin!...just kidding, Ravenclaw!".

Oh, right, in this case, carefully and silently open the door, wand in hand.

[Karnewarrior]

The castle mandates the girls be put in Dwarven childcare so that it can be used as a strip club.

The castle shudders. It's enchantments would never allow for such harm to minors! They don't even allow for harm to Death Eaters, really, which is why no-one has died in Hogwarts even when it would really have been better for them to, like when Tom Riddle almost broke his neck falling down some stairs into a toilet!

Isn't Hogwarts just a awesome place?

Go find another classr- You are a Gryffindor, screw that! Wand in hand, kick the door open (alternatively: Blast it open in case 12 year old girls aren't able to kick a heavy castle door open), enter the room ready to kick ass.

Go find another classr- You are a Gryffindor, screw that!

Since when?

Both Hermione and Harry are Ravenclaw. Okay, correction, Harry is "Slytherin!...just kidding, Ravenclaw!".

Oh, right, in this case, carefully and silently open the door, wand in hand.

> Be H. Granger. Find an idi-classmate, and let them enter the room for you, before you decide to enter.

You open the door (somewhat violently) to find two hooded figures, looking very startled, one dressed in Ravenclaw Blue and another in Slytherin Green.

You let out a noise, because you recognize the generals of the Dragon and Chaos armies, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

>Be Potter

Well, that escalated quickly. You better calm Draco and Hermione down, ASAP.

[Armok]

> try to find a potion that uses the Precision from carefully carved nonmagical crafts, and try using an integrated circuit (you know, the kind that spend weeks being covered in micrometer-level patterns using lasers at fabrication plants that cost hundreds of billions of dollars) for that ingredient.

Or maybe something to do with the energy that went into making some lead.

[Karnewarrior]

> try to find a potion that uses the Precision from carefully carved nonmagical crafts, and try using an integrated circuit (you know, the kind that spend weeks being covered in micrometer-level patterns using lasers at fabrication plants that cost hundreds of billions of dollars) for that ingredient.

Or maybe something to do with the energy that went into making some lead.

You lack the needed ingredients because this is 1990 and such advance circutry hasn't been invented yet, or at least not publicized enough for someone like you to learn about it. You are only Eleven, even if you are a certified genius.

Draco and Hermione look to be at a boiling point. Things are about to turn very bad very quickly.