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[moki]

Could you do this one please?

A kea has stolen a ☼iron breastplate☼

It's somewhat frequent in Daggerplayed right now...

[TheZoomZoll]

Could you do this one please?

A kea has stolen a ☼iron breastplate☼

It's somewhat frequent in Daggerplayed right now...

Ooooo..Smexy.

[Flare]

my entire melee squad is decked out in iron armor.  they have iron chain leggings, so you can see their luscious legs.  but the commander, under his iron leggings, is a artifact... SILK THONG. "Togal Bakust"  The Storm of Urging. (lol) Studded with iron, decorated with cave spider silk, and covered in llama bone.adorned with rings of gypsum and iron, and has spikes of llama bone.on it is an image of the wearer striking down Uszma Giltglows the Jewel of Gold.  on it is an image of the ascension of our king to his current position in 91.  BEST ARTIFACT

He's 140, wrinkly skin and all.

Customize his uniform so he doesn't wear pants. The display of this artifact is more important than his protection.

The Dwarven commissariat wear thongs to improve Dwarven morale. It's a highly advanced battlefield strategy.

[MadocComadrin]

Aside from the Toad and the Goomba, the hammer looks like a penguin. Please note that this makes the image more, rather than less, awesome.

The hammer runs Linux, duh.

[vadia]

what do dwarfs see when the next person takes over in a succession fort?

[Dorten]

Please draw this, I just can't figure our HOW...

The Stray Bull grabs The Stray Yak Bull by the tongue with his left rear leg!
The Stray Yak Bull is unable to break the grip of The Stay Bull's left rear leg from The Stray Yak Bull's tongue!

[Reudh]

Please draw this, I just can't figure our HOW...

The Stray Bull grabs The Stray Yak Bull by the tongue with his left rear leg!
The Stray Yak Bull is unable to break the grip of The Stay Bull's left rear leg from The Stray Yak Bull's tongue!

Rear up on hind legs, hook left rear leg on tongue, pinch it tight. Stray Yak Bull pulls hard but cannot get free.

Bingbong.


As for my one:


The Militia Commander throws the Buck Rabbit by the incisor with his left arm!

[Skorpion]

I got an amusing one:

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The flying *wombat bone bolt* strikes the Barn Owl in the Lower Body, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the pancreas!
The Barn Owl is propelled away from the force of the blow!
The Barn Owl mutilated corpse strikes the Metalcrafter in the left upper leg, chipping the bone through the x rope reed fiber trousers x
The Metalcrafter falls over.
The Metalcrafter gives in to pain.
The Metalcrafter regains consciousness.
The Metalcrafter is no longer stunned.
The Metalcrafter gives in to pain.
And he keeps waking up and passing out again until someone hauls him off for healing.

[Kaitlyn]

If you get around to it, a female swordsdwarf of mine decided that the best way to combat the oncoming emaciated and eyeless winged rattlesnake forgotten beast was biting it in the head. I gave her the nickname Snake-eater for that. On a side note, I believe she was also holding a baby at the time...

[DG]

My dwarves are beginning to suspect that cats may not be enough to deal with the local vermin.

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[GuesssWho]

In the middle of a tantrum spiral, goblins attack. Goblins are killed by tantruming, berzerk lunatics. Tantrum spiral continues.

[Nasikabatrachus]

Could you do this one please?

A kea has stolen a ☼iron breastplate☼

It's somewhat frequent in Daggerplayed right now...

I had a kea steal a giant iron axeblade from my fort Growlship. The image this makes in my head is very amusing.

[GuesssWho]

My squad just spent close to a month trying to catch a giant snail. They ran around in circles like idiots, a whole line of them trailing after this snail! Pathetic.

[Noobazzah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

[GuesssWho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Only slower