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Bad Drawing Livestream

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vadia

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1005 on: December 12, 2012, 07:42:09 pm »
Quote from: KirigStonebeard on December 12, 2012, 02:18:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Those are ALL teeth. I wish I had a video of the explosion, it was pretty impressive.

What big teeth you have.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1006 on: December 13, 2012, 02:09:57 am »
This thread..it's so beautiful..
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In case it wasn't obvious, I do know that dividing by zero is a mathematical impossibility. I do not know, however, how this dwarven calculator would react if anyone attempted the impossible. Please, someone try! xD
If you look back in the thread, some people did try, and they got 8008135, which is significant only in that the digits resemble the letter in "BOOBIES".
And so dwarf fortress solves yet another of lifes great mysteries.

Dorten

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1007 on: December 13, 2012, 06:17:37 am »
One of the miners in the ice farm had a baby with her. Ice thawed. Miner escaped, but her baby was washed away. Baby was lying on the bottom of 7/7 filled pond for a couple of months before dying from dehydration.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1008 on: December 13, 2012, 09:51:30 am »
So I was just masturbating looking for something while one of my dwarves got mauled by a carp while fishing and lost a leg and then another.
The other dwarves instead of carrying  him back to the medical area or killing the carps went to get his socks and the legs to put in the stockpile.
Minutes later he was carp food as he had no way of getting out of the ditch or fighting 4 mature carps.


PS:When is my pron going to arrive?I am refreshing eagerly hourly.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1009 on: December 13, 2012, 09:57:37 am »
"Oh no, Reg! He's fallen into the Ol' Carpy's Pond!"
A moment of silence follows.
"GET HIS SOCKS!"
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1010 on: December 13, 2012, 10:13:17 am »
He was a good dwarf too!He did most of the stuff.
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GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1011 on: December 13, 2012, 04:37:38 pm »
I was talking about real mail, man. In an envelope and stuff.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1012 on: December 13, 2012, 05:35:57 pm »
I have witnessed an epic struggle of the titans, please I beg you, draw this!

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The spinning ☼dwarf leather earring☼ strikes the Spirit of Fire in the lower body!
The lower body flies off in an arc!

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1013 on: December 13, 2012, 10:19:54 pm »
Enthralled by a sudden fit of curiosity, I tallied the number of images I have created (the criteria are that I must have drawn [on] them) per post. The trend is surprising (and now I know this is the eightieth post I've made in this thread with an image in it... I've done that many?!)!



Look at that upward trend. If you also plotted the time intervals between points I bet the data would become much more revealing.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1014 on: December 14, 2012, 11:48:12 am »
Could I get a drawing please?  :P
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Szuvas Fogbank the Skinny Innocent Inn-Dinner of Spinning

The spinning ☼dwarf leather earring☼ strikes the Spirit of Fire in the lower body!
The lower body flies off in an arc!

A new crazy succession game! Are you up to the challange? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=114041.0

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1015 on: December 14, 2012, 01:22:32 pm »
Draw this:

Spoiler: A hood lodged firmly in a wall! (click to show/hide)
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1016 on: December 14, 2012, 02:47:53 pm »
In one page of combat reports during a goblin ambush, Wrex the legendary axelord bit the thumb off of a goblin, bisected another, kicked one in the face so hard that it died, and embedded his bronze axe in a goblin skull.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1017 on: December 15, 2012, 05:55:55 am »
Just had a dwarf give birth whilst she was sleeping...

baby wanders off and starts having a chat in the meeting room. Mum still sleeping..

It was her ninth kid, she probably barely noticed.
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Quote from: Joben on August 05, 2012, 01:30:00 am
Dear Urist McStockpileDrone
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1018 on: December 15, 2012, 06:33:57 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:48:49 pm
Those of you who don't like the idea of five downloads can now download the first fifty pages at once!
50 Pages of Bad ◄ Includes a secret! What could it be?

The file you requested has been removed from MediaFire for a violation of our Terms of Service.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1019 on: December 15, 2012, 06:35:40 am »
A while back I discovered that cages protect their occupants from drowning, even if that cage is actually a filled aquarium. So naturally I took advantage for my goblin prisons - filled aquarium prisons, which are then themselves submerged.
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Quote from: MattStriker on February 07, 2013, 05:14:16 pm
There's safe. Then there's unsafe. And then there's the average dwarf fort, which remains unrated because the OSHA inspector flatly refused to go anywhere within a dozen miles of the place.
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