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[Mr S]

Reminds me of a post someone had of his noble, who belonged to a caste system that he'd been fiddling with.  The Queen liked gems, but absolutely detested dwarves, dwarves and DWARVES!!!!

[ledgekindred]

tl;dr - Yak slaughtered my army, and then proceeded to regurgitate on them.

This reminds me of the old .40 days where it seemed that cave adaptation made dorfs a whole lot more nauseous and pain made enemies barf much more easily.

I had a goblin siege with maybe four or five squads against my single squad of Legendary warriors.  They spent more time barfing than fighting.  The combat logs looked something like:

The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord hits the goblin in the arm with his Steel Battleaxe, severing the part.
The goblin vomits!
The goblin vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!

By the end of the battle, the goblins were dead and the whole battlefield was covered in barf and blood. 

[vadia]

tl;dr - Yak slaughtered my army, and then proceeded to regurgitate on them.

This reminds me of the old .40 days where it seemed that cave adaptation made dorfs a whole lot more nauseous and pain made enemies barf much more easily.

I had a goblin siege with maybe four or five squads against my single squad of Legendary warriors.  They spent more time barfing than fighting.  The combat logs looked something like:

The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord hits the goblin in the arm with his Steel Battleaxe, severing the part.
The goblin vomits!
The goblin vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!

By the end of the battle, the goblins were dead and the whole battlefield was covered in barf and blood.

Volume consumed approx 1 gallon
Volume of vomit priceless.

[Ki11aGhost]

Just got this report of two of my guys versus and Ibex. Intermediate wrestler and some marksdwarf I'm trying to wep spec.

Basically, the marksdwarf bit the Ibex on the head and shook it around, while the wrestler hit it in the teeth, and the severed part sailed off in an arch. A bit more shaking, and a falcon punch to the brain and it was over.

So now I have like 20 teeth scattered in a half circle surrounding an Ibex corpse right on my doorstep.

EDIT: My marksdwarf vomited all over the Ibex right about the time the teeth went flying btw. xD

[ledgekindred]

Just got this report of two of my guys versus and Ibex. Intermediate wrestler and some marksdwarf I'm trying to wep spec.

Basically, the marksdwarf bit the Ibex on the head and shook it around, while the wrestler hit it in the teeth, and the severed part sailed off in an arch. A bit more shaking, and a falcon punch to the brain and it was over.

So now I have like 20 teeth scattered in a half circle surrounding an Ibex corpse right on my doorstep.

EDIT: My marksdwarf vomited all over the Ibex right about the time the teeth went flying btw. xD

A dwarf managed to bite one of these on the head and shake it around ....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mind boggles.  I love Dwarf Fortress' ridiculosity factor so very much.

[They Got Leader]

Just got this report of two of my guys versus and Ibex. Intermediate wrestler and some marksdwarf I'm trying to wep spec.

Basically, the marksdwarf bit the Ibex on the head and shook it around, while the wrestler hit it in the teeth, and the severed part sailed off in an arch. A bit more shaking, and a falcon punch to the brain and it was over.

So now I have like 20 teeth scattered in a half circle surrounding an Ibex corpse right on my doorstep.

EDIT: My marksdwarf vomited all over the Ibex right about the time the teeth went flying btw. xD

A dwarf managed to bite one of these on the head and shake it around ....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mind boggles.  I love Dwarf Fortress' awesome factor so very much.

Fixed that for you.

[ledgekindred]

Just got this report of two of my guys versus and Ibex. Intermediate wrestler and some marksdwarf I'm trying to wep spec.

Basically, the marksdwarf bit the Ibex on the head and shook it around, while the wrestler hit it in the teeth, and the severed part sailed off in an arch. A bit more shaking, and a falcon punch to the brain and it was over.

So now I have like 20 teeth scattered in a half circle surrounding an Ibex corpse right on my doorstep.

EDIT: My marksdwarf vomited all over the Ibex right about the time the teeth went flying btw. xD

A dwarf managed to bite one of these on the head and shake it around ....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mind boggles.  I love Dwarf Fortress' awesome ridiculousness and ridiculous awesomeness factor so very much.

Fixed that for you.

Edited that for you.

[They Got Leader]

Thank you, thank you. Knew something was missing.

[Drazinononda]

Just got this report of two of my guys versus and Ibex. Intermediate wrestler and some marksdwarf I'm trying to wep spec.

Basically, the marksdwarf bit the Ibex on the head and shook it around, while the wrestler hit it in the teeth, and the severed part sailed off in an arch. A bit more shaking, and a falcon punch to the brain and it was over.

So now I have like 20 teeth scattered in a half circle surrounding an Ibex corpse right on my doorstep.

EDIT: My marksdwarf vomited all over the Ibex right about the time the teeth went flying btw. xD

A dwarf managed to bite one of these on the head and shake it around ....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mind boggles.  I love Dwarf Fortress' ridiculosity factor so very much.

Well, they do have those nifty handles there...

[PainRack]

I just had a Forgotten Beast made of steam show up in the caverns. My dwarves dispatched it rather easily of course, but then decided they should dump the leftover piles of steam on the surface. They had no problem with that, which confuses me, but I'm sure you can figure out how it looks...

How the hell do you dump steam... That makes no sense! AAAAUGH!

Ok, I'm done now.

The way DF handles contaminants can be.... interesting. I once dug out an access point in the frozen sea. When it melted, there was water contaminant on the ocean floor, and a layer of salt pile one z layer above.

I also had no idea how it happened, but I once had my dwarf contaminated with salt.... bringing salt encrusted water to feed to my injured dwarf.

[Hammerstar]

tl;dr - Yak slaughtered my army, and then proceeded to regurgitate on them.

This reminds me of the old .40 days where it seemed that cave adaptation made dorfs a whole lot more nauseous and pain made enemies barf much more easily.

I had a goblin siege with maybe four or five squads against my single squad of Legendary warriors.  They spent more time barfing than fighting.  The combat logs looked something like:

The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord hits the goblin in the arm with his Steel Battleaxe, severing the part.
The goblin vomits!
The goblin vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!

By the end of the battle, the goblins were dead and the whole battlefield was covered in barf and blood.

I'm a terrible person, but I immediately thought of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

[Splint]

Goblin attempts kidnapping.

Kills kid and knocks him down 4 z-levels.

Runs like hell as the victim's angry mother starts firing at him with her crossbow.

[Ki11aGhost]

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[Sutremaine]

I'm a terrible person, but I immediately thought of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

Watching that video reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3VU_Q6WonQ

[They Got Leader]

tl;dr - Yak slaughtered my army, and then proceeded to regurgitate on them.

This reminds me of the old .40 days where it seemed that cave adaptation made dorfs a whole lot more nauseous and pain made enemies barf much more easily.

I had a goblin siege with maybe four or five squads against my single squad of Legendary warriors.  They spent more time barfing than fighting.  The combat logs looked something like:

The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!
The dwarf Axelord hits the goblin in the arm with his Steel Battleaxe, severing the part.
The goblin vomits!
The goblin vomits!
The dwarf Axelord vomits!

By the end of the battle, the goblins were dead and the whole battlefield was covered in barf and blood.

Seeing that OP didn't draw yours yet, I did. Here you go
UPLOADING IMAGE
DONE! Here ya go!

You should start a thread called "I draw your reports like a four year old on acid!"
Seriously, dude.... what the fuck.

I think it was clearly labeled in the title.