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[Owlbread]

Naw, I like reading the "shittalk".

And some of them do have beards. Maybe all the beardless ones are girls, huh?! Huh?!

But surely the standard image of a Dwarf is a bearded one. The standard Dwarf of your images resembles a character from Cyanide and Happiness.

[GoombaGeek]

Naw, I like reading the "shittalk".

And some of them do have beards. Maybe all the beardless ones are girls, huh?! Huh?!

But surely the standard image of a Dwarf is a bearded one. The standard Dwarf of your images resembles a character from Cyanide and Happiness.

why you

[Cheesoburgor]

Soooo... are you starting to draw those pics soon 

[GoombaGeek]

Because I'm selfish and lazy, I made this instead:

See you next week!

[misko27]

Because I'm selfish and lazy, I made this instead:

See you next week!

I demand a subscription.

[Splint]

Playing as humans and accidently embarked on a modbold camp. I expect the local alligator to cause trouble with the settlers, but no.

Ecroh Eganusbi, Colonel cacels dig: Interrupted by cat.

Yeah, the modbolds' livestock is considered feral, so the first fight of the year was a cat getting gutted by a miner. Literally.

[Loud Whispers]

I just remembered I love reposting this

I don't really know what's going on here.

[Shininglight]

I'm sorry i don't have the actual image for it as i abandoned the fort due to an irreperable goblin ambush gutting everything, however i was wondering if you'd be so kind as to draw something that happend in my old fort,

My cavy herd was being raided by bzzards when my militia captain arrived to stop the feathered fiends and protect our valuable guinea pigs, anyways, the biggest boar i nthe herd was attacked by a buzzard only for my militia commander who was an adept wrestler, to grab it by the tongue and throw it into the nearby defensive wall killing it.

[Corai]

Because I'm selfish and lazy, I made this instead:

See you next week!

I demand a subscription.

I demand a subscription as well.

[Sus]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What a wonderful way to turn a practical joke into an anti-theft device !
Needs more snakes 

Working on that.  There was fourt rattlesnakes and a kingsnake there at best, but a siege managed to off them.
Menaces with spikes of hilarity, as usual.

Spoiler: Not Mind Safe (click to show/hide)

Oh Gods.
MY BRAIN! D:

[sharix]

Do this please

The captain of the guard relentlessly hews The Centauress in the left forefoot from behind with the full force of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Recruit bashes The Centauress in the head with his (steel war hammer), bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the outer brain, tearing the outer brain and bruising the brain!
The Centauress looks sick!
The (steel war hammer) has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard makes an undercut swing at The Centauress in the tail, lower torso from behind with the power of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard makes an backhanded strike at The Centauress in the left hand from behind with his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Recruit stands up.
The captain of the guard blocks and hits The Centauress in the right hind leg from behind with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard emphatically slices The Centauress in the right forefoot from behind with the honed axeblade of his (slademantine battle axe), tearing apart the muscle!
The Centauress falls over.
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Farmer stands up.
The captain of the guard lacerates The Centauress in the left arm from behind with the blade of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard whirls around and cleaves The Centauress in the upper torso from behind with the heavy blade of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Stray Donkey regains consciousness.
The Stray Donkey stands up.
The Stray Donkey is no longer stunned.

[sharix]

Naw, I like reading the "shittalk".

And some of them do have beards. Maybe all the beardless ones are girls, huh?! Huh?!

dwarf girls have beards too

[Scelly9]

According to the raws, they do not.

[Noobazzah]

My dwarf adventurer was constantly interrupted when he was casually napping in the wilderness, first by dingoes, then by bogeymen and then by a goblin overlord and his lackeys. Now the dwarf is sleeping atop their corpses.

[chevil]

Do this please

The captain of the guard relentlessly hews The Centauress in the left forefoot from behind with the full force of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Recruit bashes The Centauress in the head with his (steel war hammer), bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the outer brain, tearing the outer brain and bruising the brain!
The Centauress looks sick!
The (steel war hammer) has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard makes an undercut swing at The Centauress in the tail, lower torso from behind with the power of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard makes an backhanded strike at The Centauress in the left hand from behind with his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Recruit stands up.
The captain of the guard blocks and hits The Centauress in the right hind leg from behind with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard emphatically slices The Centauress in the right forefoot from behind with the honed axeblade of his (slademantine battle axe), tearing apart the muscle!
The Centauress falls over.
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Farmer stands up.
The captain of the guard lacerates The Centauress in the left arm from behind with the blade of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The Centauress strangles The Stray Donkey's throat!
The captain of the guard whirls around and cleaves The Centauress in the upper torso from behind with the heavy blade of his (slademantine battle axe) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Stray Donkey regains consciousness.
The Stray Donkey stands up.
The Stray Donkey is no longer stunned.

What kind of miracle material is slademantine?
My war gorilla flew four tiles after throwing a goblin against himself.