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Bad Drawing Livestream

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I have no opinion and prefer to select the zany "other" option on forum polls
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Sus

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #195 on: August 20, 2012, 11:50:24 pm »

Wait, so if that one has underpants, that means all the ones before this... Oh god.
No, he took off his shirt, which went all the way to his legs. All the other ones had tanned heads and cloak-y shirts.

I think I actually devised clothing rules for this when I started out. Besides, underpants are funny.
Love the (-troll fur thong-). :D
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #196 on: August 21, 2012, 03:06:53 am »

http://i46.tinypic.com/24gna0g.png

Human female adventurer shaking a goblin bowman by the tongue.
Mind you, I memory-hacked that game.

Legendary anything-I-could-Legendary except for Archer and any other weapon skills other than sword.
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« Reply #197 on: August 21, 2012, 08:20:46 am »

I nearly died laughing while viewing this thread.

So much win.
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« Reply #198 on: August 21, 2012, 09:03:18 am »

Arazi Opeyameli Necalo Cithasi.
A huge blob composed of mud. It has a round shell and it quirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!
The Forgotten Beast pushes The Axedwarf in the tongue, but the attack is deflected by The Axedwarf's *rope reed fiber cloak*!
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #199 on: August 21, 2012, 09:05:52 am »

This is pretty tame:

The Axedwarf strikes the Peach-Faced Lovebird in the head with his {steel axe} and the severed part goes sailing off in an arc!

Or something to that effect.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #200 on: August 21, 2012, 11:15:59 am »


Make me a image of a goblin getting punched so hard that his hats fly off.
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« Reply #201 on: August 21, 2012, 12:11:08 pm »

Doesn't anybody say please?

Please, GoombaGeek, have pity on these uncouth souls and continue to grace us with your amazing artwork.

Please.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #202 on: August 21, 2012, 04:10:33 pm »

http://i46.tinypic.com/24gna0g.png

Human female adventurer shaking a goblin bowman by the tongue.
Mind you, I memory-hacked that game.

Legendary anything-I-could-Legendary except for Archer and any other weapon skills other than sword.

Arazi Opeyameli Necalo Cithasi.
A huge blob composed of mud. It has a round shell and it quirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!
The Forgotten Beast pushes The Axedwarf in the tongue, but the attack is deflected by The Axedwarf's *rope reed fiber cloak*!

Coming to a trade depot near you!
EDIT: Heh. Quirm.
This is pretty tame:

The Axedwarf strikes the Peach-Faced Lovebird in the head with his {steel axe} and the severed part goes sailing off in an arc!

Or something to that effect.

Sometimes, why bother?

Make me a image of a goblin getting punched so hard that his hats fly off.

The punch that all Team Fortress 2 players fear
Doesn't anybody say please?

Please, GoombaGeek, have pity on these uncouth souls and continue to grace us with your amazing artwork.

Please.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #203 on: August 21, 2012, 04:30:38 pm »

I should've noted the tongue-shaker was shaking him by the tongue... biting the tongue. :O
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #204 on: August 21, 2012, 04:33:12 pm »

The sword dwarf strikes the goblin in its head with urist mc sword dwarfs left upper arm!
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« Reply #205 on: August 21, 2012, 04:43:40 pm »

I should've noted the tongue-shaker was shaking him by the tongue... biting the tongue. :O

We're going into re-runs here :P
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« Reply #206 on: August 21, 2012, 04:57:32 pm »

Ok, I'm too lazy to read through them all, but I'd assume that "grabbed the goblin's left lower back tooth with his upper right arm" has already been done... If not, well, can you try to draw it ;)

One that I think would look pretty cool... My legendary miner was working around the top of a magma pipe, when a magma crab decided to take a shot with his molten rock. The miner, being the legendary dwarven ninja miner he is, dodged the flying molten rock..... That's all I saw in the reports, and he no longer lives, and there is no body to be found... Although around that same time I discovered a magma sea, so I'm assuming that he took a trip to the bottom, and somehow lived long enough to make it to the bottom...

I kinda see it like "ha, dodged it" as he's diving straight into a lava pit
Oh god, I totally forgot about you :(
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« Reply #207 on: August 21, 2012, 06:31:41 pm »

This.

one of the most ridiculous things that ever happened to me in DF.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 06:33:14 pm by +!!scientist!!+ »
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #208 on: August 21, 2012, 07:00:04 pm »

would you show me a bruised tendon in one's scull please -- I never got that one.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #209 on: August 21, 2012, 07:06:54 pm »

Arazi Opeyameli Necalo Cithasi.
A huge blob composed of mud. It has a round shell and it quirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!
The Forgotten Beast pushes The Axedwarf in the tongue, but the attack is deflected by The Axedwarf's *rope reed fiber cloak*!
*mind==blown* :o

[edit] Can has this one plz?:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 08:09:52 pm by Sus »
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