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The Swordmaster bites The Goblin Thief in the left eye, bruising the left eyelid's skin through the ({giant cave spider silk cloak})!
The Swordmaster Latches on firmly!
The Goblin Thief strikes at The Swordmaster but the shot is blocked!
The Swordmaster shakes The Goblin Thief around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

[Malecus]

Can itg and I get a combo pic of our feral dwarves showing the war dogs how it's done?

[RabblerouserGT]

None are really technically "reports.. but...

Forgotten Beast Zom:


My messed up hunter went hunting... for little fairy nymphs. ;_; Might be NSFW.

(suffice to say melted him in magma for his mind was twisted!)


And, my favorite brook ever:

[Sus]

Can has this one plz?:

[Scruffy]

Forgotten Beast Zom:

So thats what the cave adapted little dorflings have been constructing infront of my main gate for all these years. (the endless supply of vomit they seem to be hauling there)

And, my favorite brook ever:

Too bad that its infested by dwarves.
Considering where it is flowing from I would stay away from it.

[GoombaGeek]

I had a battle report once where my axedwarf decided that instead of actually using her axe, she should bite her goblin enemy.  So she did.  On his lip.  She then shook the poor thing around until it ripped off.  Any image commemorating such an event would rock my =«+socks+»= off.

I had no idea dwarves in the game could be so A) kinky, and B) romantically aggressive.

got about 20 pages of "militia commander bashes the goblin lasher on the head only to be deflected by the iron helm", dang that helm must have some dents in it by now.

The elves thought in the middle of this siege would be an excellent time to trade:

The goblin axeman hacks the elf merchant in the left foot with her iron battle axe and the severed part falls off in an arc.
The elf merchant falls over.
the goblin axeman hacks the elf merchant in the right foot with her iron battle axe and the severed part falls off in an arc.

The Swordmaster bites The Goblin Thief in the left eye, bruising the left eyelid's skin through the ({giant cave spider silk cloak})!
The Swordmaster Latches on firmly!
The Goblin Thief strikes at The Swordmaster but the shot is blocked!
The Swordmaster shakes The Goblin Thief around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

Forgotten Beast Zom:

Can has this one plz?:

This is one of my favorites.

[Malecus]

Thank you!  It's so beautiful; exactly as I imagined it!

[Samoorai]

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[Iosyn]

Yeah, thanks Goomba! This whole thread is awesome

[Kamin]

The Swordmaster bites The Goblin Thief in the left eye, bruising the left eyelid's skin through the ({giant cave spider silk cloak})!
The Swordmaster Latches on firmly!
The Goblin Thief strikes at The Swordmaster but the shot is blocked!
The Swordmaster shakes The Goblin Thief around by the left eye, tearing apart the left eye!

Bad Goomba! That's his RIGHT EYE! Wayyyyy too much artistic license was taken with this one 

[GoombaGeek]

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[Xantalos]

Glorious.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It was with a sock, though.

[Samoorai]

Indeed, the sock is the vital part! The dwarf in question was slowly getting quite messed up from the constant sock bashing

[GoombaGeek]

I forgot because I had to scroll to see the sock, and by then I had already finished it...

Hopefully this includes the slow messing up.