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[Bigheaded]

Not sure i have much of interest but this is awesome, please MORE!

this one sounds funny enough to draw, not a report but it's still awesome and needs to be saved for all eternity in image form: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.msg3502097#msg3502097 (the barrel in a minecart in a barrel.. ?!)

[GoombaGeek]

The Dog charges the Kobloid Thief!

The Dog bites the Kobloid Thief in the hand, [Forgot]

The Kobloid Theif punches the dog but misses

The Dog tears at the Kobloid Thief's right hand, tearing it off

The Kobloid thief gives into pain

The Dog STABS the Kobloid Theif with [The Kobloid's] -Large Iron Tanto Dagger- in the heart

This one kinda sucks... I can't draw animals...

Not sure i have much of interest but this is awesome, please MORE!

this one sounds funny enough to draw, not a report but it's still awesome and needs to be saved for all eternity in image form: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.msg3502097#msg3502097 (the barrel in a minecart in a barrel.. ?!)

[Seraphim342]

Oh man, what was that one adventure mode fight someone posted a while back  Something like...

Your *steel battle axe* hits the bronze colossus in the phallus.  The severed part flies off in an arc!
You pick up the bronze colossus phallus.
The bronze colossus phallus hits the bronze colossus in the head, smashing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The bronze colossus has been struck down.

Or something similar.

[GoombaGeek]

Oh man, what was that one adventure mode fight someone posted a while back  Something like...

Your *steel battle axe* hits the bronze colossus in the phallus.  The severed part flies off in an arc!
You pick up the bronze colossus phallus.
The bronze colossus phallus hits the bronze colossus in the head, smashing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The bronze colossus has been struck down.

Or something similar.

[vadia]

Oh man, what was that one adventure mode fight someone posted a while back  Something like...

Your *steel battle axe* hits the bronze colossus in the phallus.  The severed part flies off in an arc!
You pick up the bronze colossus phallus.
The bronze colossus phallus hits the bronze colossus in the head, smashing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The bronze colossus has been struck down.

Or something similar.

Well done sir, well done.

[Seraphim342]

Indeed.

[GhostDwemer]

These are hilarious and the fact that you "can't draw animals" only makes them better. This ain't an art exhibit, this is DWARF FORTRESS! Still lolling at "Got your nose!"

[Mura]

The Giant Sponge is enraged!

[Crazy Cow]

This one kinda sucks...

In a thread whose sole purpose is to create bad drawings, this scares me.

[GoombaGeek]

The Giant Sponge is enraged!

[Mura]

Haha, nice. Now I have the mental image of giant sponges being wrathful telekinetes.

[acetech09]

I'm pretty sure that's a potato.

[misko27]

Haha, nice. Now I have the mental image of giant sponges being wrathful telekinetes.

As oppsed to how they killed things before, which made much more sense.

The inanimate organism psuhes you in the head, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!
You have been struck down.

[Malecus]

I had a battle report once where my axedwarf decided that instead of actually using her axe, she should bite her goblin enemy.  So she did.  On his lip.  She then shook the poor thing around until it ripped off.  Any image commemorating such an event would rock my =«+socks+»= off.

I had no idea dwarves in the game could be so A) kinky, and B) romantically aggressive.

[Bigheaded]

got about 20 pages of "militia commander bashes the goblin lasher on the head only to be deflected by the iron helm", dang that helm must have some dents in it by now.

The elves thought in the middle of this siege would be an excellent time to trade:

The goblin axeman hacks the elf merchant in the left foot with her iron battle axe and the severed part falls off in an arc.
The elf merchant falls over.
the goblin axeman hacks the elf merchant in the right foot with her iron battle axe and the severed part falls off in an arc.