I hate social justice warriors.
IntroductionAre YOU a human being trying to do well in life? Maybe trying to express your opinions? Hold it! If you are not a minority, then you have "privilege". Privilege is BAD! If you have too much, you're too
white and male privileged to express your opinion on ANYTHING! The less you have, the cooler you are. How can you determine your privilege level? Well, let's say you're a white male. Watch your privilege! Luckily, you could lower your dangerously high privilege by making something up about your gender. You're not really a man - you may be male-assigned and identify as a man, but you are ACTUALLY a wo-man. There! You are now so underprivileged that you are right about everything. Maybe you're even poor, autistic, or have a minority sexuality! Perfect. Now, normal people try not to let being gay, or disadvantaged, or diseased, or anything else slow them down, but if you don't wallow in your misery and oppression, you have too much privilege. Expressing a hopeful spirit and striving to be a better person even with your differences? Just sit back and let the Social Justice Warriors take care of it!
1. RaceIf you are white, you win! Congratulations!! Asians also get bonus points. I don't know why. Maybe it's the "rich Asian" stereotype? The blacks get it the worst and I wish I knew why. I'm starting to think this chart is just a vessel for its creator's horrible urges.
White - 25 pointsTotal - 25 points2. SexRemember, sex isn't gender! In this case, only men are spared. Women get -50 and any unlucky hybrids get -75. -75 is a lot! Wowzers! Gee whiz!
Male - 25 pointsTotal - 50 points3. OrientationThere aren't enough minority sexualities here. You forgot demisexuals! And if gays get a drastic -150, why do bisexuals get +10? I don't think that reflects societal views from any period of time, ever. Not even the present!
Straight - 20 pointsTotal - 70 points4. GenderGender: what you think you are. Apparently, the sexism from before has been completely forgotten in a new wave of cissexism: because it doesn't matter if you have any problems, transsexuals have more! They have
so many problems that they get -500! That's enough to catapult even the most handsome Scandinavian plutocratic white male investment banker into the deep negatives. Are you a terrible, racist human being? It's okay, if you're trans (asterisk), you're better than everyone else!
Okay, a special note:
I accept transsexuals. I don't accept people who say that by not being transsexual, I'm being a mindless follower, or that because of my cis privilege (which I guess I've saved up a lot of), no problem I could ever have really matters. I know most of you guys are fine. Every group has jerks! We can send our white male jerks to some desert island and you can send your militant crazies to a different desert island.
More to follow! Oh god.