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Bad Drawing Livestream

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Eric Blank

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #900 on: November 30, 2012, 03:33:42 am »

One of my fishermen punched a hornet FB that had stung several people (which nearly instantly rotted them with poison) and killed it, then proceeded to go back to fishing like nothing happened.

Nothing interrupts cranky old veterns when they want to go fishin'
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #901 on: November 30, 2012, 07:14:39 am »

FACE PUNCH!
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #902 on: November 30, 2012, 02:02:39 pm »

A goblin came and took a dwarves loincloth and then proceeded to strangle him with it after choking him then ran away with the loincloth
Then his friend marksman tried shooting him 2 times with a bow but he ended up hitting a tree and a dog that was chasing the goblin in the body penetrating its lungs.

GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #903 on: November 30, 2012, 05:05:42 pm »

The gift so nice you get it twice :)
Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #904 on: November 30, 2012, 05:10:19 pm »

A dozen or so beak wolves were all one shot killed by a swordswoman who hit them in the head with flat-slaps of her blade. I can only assume she did so in pimp-slapping/ backhanding (whichever term you prefer) motions. It also made me imagine her wearing a pimp hat as she did so.

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #905 on: November 30, 2012, 05:12:36 pm »

A dozen or so beak wolves were all one shot killed by a swordswoman who hit them in the head with flat-slaps of her blade. I can only assume she did so in pimp-slapping/ backhanding (whichever term you prefer) motions. It also made me imagine her wearing a pimp hat as she did so.
Keep your pimp hand strong.

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #906 on: December 01, 2012, 02:54:01 am »

A dozen or so beak wolves were all one shot killed by a swordswoman who hit them in the head with flat-slaps of her blade. I can only assume she did so in pimp-slapping/ backhanding (whichever term you prefer) motions. It also made me imagine her wearing a pimp hat as she did so.

Pimpin' with style YO!

Nokao

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #907 on: December 01, 2012, 03:33:51 pm »

oh, stop this bullshit talking ! we're all there for the bad drowings !
WHERE ARE THE BAD DRAWS ?!?  :'(  :(
WE WANT THE bad drowed nonsense-gore !!!

GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #908 on: December 01, 2012, 05:25:05 pm »

(image)

And now you know.

Can I have some of your imagination for Christmas?

photoreference is for people who still have their imagination inside their head proper
Did you ever draw this epic report ?!?

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0

I just had a were-camel show up in the middle of a goblin siege. The were-camel appeared near to a group of trolls, and promptly attacked them. Thinking 'this will be fun' I kept checking the combat logs. Imagine my shock and delight when I see that the first troll attacked by striking with his glove!

I couldn't help but picture that as the troll glove-slapping the were-camel then challenging it to a duel, then I thought of this thread.

One of my fishermen punched a hornet FB that had stung several people (which nearly instantly rotted them with poison) and killed it, then proceeded to go back to fishing like nothing happened.

I just now realized nobody mentioned the ballista-men whenever they see their target run away in order to see the badly drawn picture.

A dozen or so beak wolves were all one shot killed by a swordswoman who hit them in the head with flat-slaps of her blade. I can only assume she did so in pimp-slapping/ backhanding (whichever term you prefer) motions. It also made me imagine her wearing a pimp hat as she did so.

EDIT: Oops, beak wolves. I forgot...
oh, stop this bullshit talking ! we're all there for the bad drowings !
WHERE ARE THE BAD DRAWS ?!?  :'(  :(
WE WANT THE bad drowed nonsense-gore !!!

by the way

All they needed was my credit card number so they can transfer 100,000,000,000 yuan to my bank account :) I've already bought a Ferrari on credit! I sure hope it ships soon.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 05:53:18 pm by GoombaGeek »
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #909 on: December 01, 2012, 07:15:59 pm »

I love this thread.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #910 on: December 01, 2012, 07:18:56 pm »

I was experimenting with stat-training by dropping coins when I somehow got this:

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Mr S

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #911 on: December 01, 2012, 10:10:21 pm »

Manager.

Went in one ear and out the other.

Nothing to see here, move along.
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Dwarf Fanatic

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #912 on: December 02, 2012, 02:29:50 am »

Less a report and more an event.

A dwarf miner dies of dehydration and hunger. Why is this wierd?
1) His colleague went upstairs for food twice
2) Everytime this dorf passed the dying one, he gained Comedian experience
3) The dwarf has weak leg muscles or laziness in his stats, I forgot

:3. Too lazy to walk upstairs for his booze.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #913 on: December 02, 2012, 03:29:37 am »

I love this thread.

Do you?DO YOU?DOOOO YOUUUU!?!

Nokao

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #914 on: December 02, 2012, 04:28:11 am »

Did you ever draw this epic report ?!?

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0



Oh camon, add the bunny :D
oh ... I kinda see something bunnylicious there ... very small :D
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