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[doublestrafe]

During my last siege, a cave crocodile head landed on top of a tree in the evil biome to the south of my fortress entrance. I've stationed archers around it, and they mostly keep it dead, but it keeps coming to life right when anyone to cut the tree down and scaring them away.

[spriksprak]

My first ever combat in a fortress had my militia commander sieze a kobold's loincloth and beat him to death with it.

Also:



Choose whichever tickles your creativity!

This thread is absolutely epic - well done!

[DrKillPatient]

Anyone who single-handedly takes out an entire army must have anime hair. Law of nature.

If I recall correctly, goblins do actually have purple/pink/green/etc hair. There's certainly potential for anime hairstyles.

[GoombaGeek]

During my last siege, a cave crocodile head landed on top of a tree in the evil biome to the south of my fortress entrance. I've stationed archers around it, and they mostly keep it dead, but it keeps coming to life right when anyone to cut the tree down and scaring them away.

I looked in the interaction files and discovered that evil biomes checked weekly for re-animated corpses, not daily. So here's my interpretation.

My first ever combat in a fortress had my militia commander sieze a kobold's loincloth and beat him to death with it.

Naked kobolds are funny.

[Kofthefens]

This is amazing.

[doublestrafe]

During my last siege, a cave crocodile head landed on top of a tree in the evil biome to the south of my fortress entrance. I've stationed archers around it, and they mostly keep it dead, but it keeps coming to life right when anyone to cut the tree down and scaring them away.

I looked in the interaction files and discovered that evil biomes checked weekly for re-animated corpses, not daily. So here's my interpretation.

This is awesome. And now I've got "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" stuck in my head.

[MrWillsauce]

What program are you using to draw these?

[clarithium]

During my last siege, a cave crocodile head landed on top of a tree in the evil biome to the south of my fortress entrance. I've stationed archers around it, and they mostly keep it dead, but it keeps coming to life right when anyone to cut the tree down and scaring them away.

not really a head but oh well 

[GoombaGeek]

What program are you using to draw these?

Gimp and my mouse.

I own a tablet but that would detract from the, um, substance. Yup. Very substantial.

EDIT: I also use Unfreez for assembling the gifs. It's pretty handy.

[Mageziya]

Not my combat log, but you MUST draw this:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113238.msg3474215#msg3474215

[misko27]

Well, if we can do that thread...:

You bite the leader in the lower body with your upper right tooth, bruising the skin through the rope reed fiber tunic!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the leader around by the lower body with your upper right tooth,tearing the skin and spilling his guts!
You bite the leader in the guts with your lower left tooth, bruising it!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the leader around by the guts with your lower left tooth and the severed piece flies off in an arc!
The leader guts remain firmly in your grip!
The spinning leader guts strike the leader in the head, shattering the skull, jamming the skull through the brain, and tearing the brain through the rope reed fiber hood!
A tendon in the skull has been torn
The leader has been knocked unconscious!
As Morgoras, human maceman has been shot and killed!

[GoombaGeek]

Not my combat log, but you MUST draw this:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113238.msg3474215#msg3474215

Spoiler: DANGER: UNCENSORED (click to show/hide)

You see, his wife loved tentacles but was then killed by a zombie carp and her last dying request was to put a tentacle sculpture on her gravestone. Crying Guy is remembering this event that stole the only person who ever loved him away from him.

Well, if we can do that thread...:

You bite the leader in the lower body with your upper right tooth, bruising the skin through the rope reed fiber tunic!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the leader around by the lower body with your upper right tooth,tearing the skin and spilling his guts!
You bite the leader in the guts with your lower left tooth, bruising it!
You latch on firmly!
You shake the leader around by the guts with your lower left tooth and the severed piece flies off in an arc!
The leader guts remain firmly in your grip!
The spinning leader guts strike the leader in the head, shattering the skull, jamming the skull through the brain, and tearing the brain through the rope reed fiber hood!
A tendon in the skull has been torn
The leader has been knocked unconscious!
As Morgoras, human maceman has been shot and killed!

[acetech09]

... eugh ...

It doesn't sound that bad when in ASCII, but this...

[Nyxalinth]

I don't have the report anymore, but a Kobold and one of my militia were fighting.  He knocks the kobold away 20 spaces, and said kobold collides with my woodcutter, sending them both into a tree.  Kobold became Explodebold, and Urist McUnbreakable walked off without a scratch :O

[GoombaGeek]

I don't have the report anymore, but a Kobold and one of my militia were fighting.  He knocks the kobold away 20 spaces, and said kobold collides with my woodcutter, sending them both into a tree.  Kobold became Explodebold, and Urist McUnbreakable walked off without a scratch :O

Captain Hammerdwarf