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[Xantalos]

I'd like to see this thread active again, so I think you could just update this one.

[Loud Whispers]

Will he ever come back?

No. He has fled into the mountains of no return.

[The way back is full of chinchillas].

[Snorunt30]

Will he ever come back?

No. He has fled into the mountains of no return.

[The way back is full of chinchillas].

I believe I read at some point that he was busy with college stuff, so he will likely return.
Until then (spoiled for size)

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I believe I have found the strongest of my kobolds (or at the very least, the most violent)

[ElenaRoan]

Not sure if he'll come back and do pictures but I think this deserves a picture if he does

"A Giant Capuchin has stolen a mud laced with water!"

[KirigStonebeard]

Awesome! Sorry it took me so long to reply, but the wait was well worth it. The expression on her face kills me

[CognitiveDissonance]

Awesome! Sorry it took me so long to reply, but the wait was well worth it. The expression on her face kills me

You posting made me find this thread, so hurray! THANK YOU! This is absolutely AMAZING! Between this, the Forgotten Beast Art Contest and my recent discovery of the Creative project thanks to weird, I am overwhelmed with hilarious, amazing art. And I couldn't be happier.

I'll get back to reading and giggling

[Centigrade]

Everything in that little snippet of the combat report happened within a few ticks, the crossbow bolts were maybe one or two tiles distant when the first hit him. These were fired by Axe Lords in fully layered steel armour, from copper crossbows. The walls of a square shaped tower (the fortress) are behind the dwarfs, and the kobold thief was running away from the fortress across a green field of grass. The two obstacles were a rock and a tree.

Here is a screenshot for reference (click for full size).

[Geldrin]

Let's grind! 



How about this?


Nokao, your tundra titan made me laugh. I guess it wasn't so kind to your dwarves, tough.

[Necrisha]

*snip*

Ok I have to ask; what tileset is that? I like it!

[Reudh]

*snip*

Ok I have to ask; what tileset is that? I like it!

It's Jolly Bastion.

[Noobazzah]

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Poor Ngoso. Who would love him now?

[Acero]

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Poor Ngoso. Who would love him now?

That one is easy.   Everyone here.   Excellent drawing.

[Iranam]

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[Mr S]

I'm not sure I understand why Green Glass Santa has bells hanging from his tails.

Also, he looks suspiciously like Green Jello Santa without any sun glinting off of the sparly edges, lol.

[GoombaGeek]

So I was just masturbating looking for something while one of my dwarves got mauled by a carp while fishing and lost a leg and then another.
The other dwarves instead of carrying  him back to the medical area or killing the carps went to get his socks and the legs to put in the stockpile.
Minutes later he was carp food as he had no way of getting out of the ditch or fighting 4 mature carps.

I have witnessed an epic struggle of the titans, please I beg you, draw this!

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Draw this:

Spoiler: A hood lodged firmly in a wall! (click to show/hide)

In one page of combat reports during a goblin ambush, Wrex the legendary axelord bit the thumb off of a goblin, bisected another, kicked one in the face so hard that it died, and embedded his bronze axe in a goblin skull.

Just had a dwarf give birth whilst she was sleeping...

baby wanders off and starts having a chat in the meeting room. Mum still sleeping..

It was her ninth kid, she probably barely noticed.

A while back I discovered that cages protect their occupants from drowning, even if that cage is actually a filled aquarium. So naturally I took advantage for my goblin prisons - filled aquarium prisons, which are then themselves submerged.

You should draw this. Much hilarity shall ensue!

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A buzzard killed over half a dozen dwarven traders on the surface (mainly by biting open their throats from what I saw), earned a title for itself, and is still stalking around up there. You will know why you fear the sky.

Could you do this one please?

A kea has stolen a ☼iron breastplate☼

It's somewhat frequent in Daggerplayed right now...