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Author Topic: I badly draw your reports!  (Read 333093 times)

Coalwalker

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1140 on: February 08, 2013, 10:31:34 am »

The militia commander bites The Miner in the mouth from behind, bruising the left cheek through the x(llama wool cloak)x!
The militia commander latches on firmly.
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So to recap, one minute everything was going just great, and the next we have caverns collapsing, firebreathing cave beasts, underground brush fires, a screaming swarm of poltergheists back for revenge, zombies in the corridors, drunken brawls in the dining halls, magma pouring into the caverns, rotting miasma everywhere, insanity, madness, and a flying crocodile heading right towards us!

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1141 on: February 08, 2013, 04:11:20 pm »

GuesssWho

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1142 on: February 08, 2013, 08:27:09 pm »



. . . severed limbs have genders? WTF? How is that possible?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Graknorke

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1143 on: February 08, 2013, 08:36:16 pm »



. . . severed limbs have genders? WTF? How is that possible?
Technically you could identify them biologically by looking at the chromosones.
But it'd be hard to tell at a glance, and it wouldn't really affect the arm in any way.
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GuesssWho

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1144 on: February 08, 2013, 09:16:32 pm »

That would work for most creatures, but rarely someone/thing is born with messed-up equipment.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

MattStriker

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1145 on: February 09, 2013, 08:06:56 am »

Or chimerism.

In any case, knowing Toady, that'll all be accurately simulated a few versions down the line.
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krenshala

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1146 on: February 10, 2013, 04:51:23 pm »

Got a good one just now that I thought would fit here quite well:



You'd think the militia commander would use his spear, but apparently he wants to train the dogs how its done instead.

edit: had to update this since right after I posted it I continued the battle and he did use his spear ... to remove the other arm and a foot.  For those that wondered, he is only Skilled (level 4) in Speardwarf.  Just some proof that moderately skilled speardwarves can chop off parts quite effectively.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 05:00:51 pm by krenshala »
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
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EvilBob22

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1147 on: February 11, 2013, 12:04:27 am »


The Kobold Thief bites The Siege Engineer in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the x(troll fur cloak)x!
The Kobold Thief latches on firmly!
The Kobold Thief shakes The Siege Engineer around by the upper body, tearing apart the body's skin and bruising the fat!
The Kobold Thief gives in to pain.
The Kobold Thief falls over.
The Kobold Thief regains consciousness.
The Kobold Thief gives in to pain.
The Kobold Thief regains consciousness.
The Kobold Thief stands up.
The Kobold Thief shakes The Siege Engineer around by the upper body, tearing apart the body's skin and bruising the fat!
The Kobold Thief is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Thief shakes The Siege Engineer around by the upper body, tearing apart the body's skin and bruising the fat!


Even being knocked unconscious didn't break the Kobold's bite.
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I will run the experiment to completion anyway, however. Even if the only reason why there is a punctured equilibrium in the fortress is because I have been brutally butchering babies
EDIT: I just remembered that dwarves can't equip halberds. That might explain why the squads that use them always die.

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1148 on: February 25, 2013, 04:29:47 pm »

Using the random name generator when making a adventuer, I got "Urist Bigballs".
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Nokao

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1149 on: March 10, 2013, 06:20:57 am »

Dear Goomba,
God of Fun,
I hope you'll hear my prayer.

Send to hell this Fake Gods and come back, to badly draw my reports !

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well he died in no-time, for a gate incident

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1150 on: March 11, 2013, 08:07:12 pm »

I'm highly tempted to take over this thread until GoombaGeek come back, but alas, I would take everything too literally and ruin the thread.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1151 on: March 11, 2013, 09:11:08 pm »

I'd say go for it. MS Paint art is where it's at, serious or not.
Although you might as well make a thread of your own for it. To preserve this thread as a holy relic.
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GuesssWho

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1152 on: March 11, 2013, 10:24:41 pm »

Will he ever come back?
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I have no clue what I am doing here.


I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1153 on: March 11, 2013, 10:43:56 pm »

Well I'm pretty sure he's not dead judging from random activities from him occasionally, so possibly!

I guess I'll make a new thread for my own, but I'm not sure if I can keep the sustained effort to run it.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #1154 on: March 12, 2013, 12:47:25 am »

Isn't he involved in a college semester or something right now?
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