The Moderator(s)
"Past you...? Well, that would explain a lot...
Anyway, yes, among other things, a voluntary contribution of BattleMechs would be greatly appreciated."
Jorn Darkmane
"The first couple of people we brought in were priests. Most of what they did involved saying a lot of prayers and splashing holy water everywhere, which didn't really seem to help any. Next, we had someone who claimed to be a medium come in. She told us that the reason we were experiencing so much hostility was because we had somehow offended the ghost by 'invading its space', and insisted that the only solution was to make peace with it so that it could cross over to the other side. So, uh, we tried that for a while...needless to say, it was just as effective as all of the prayers and holy water.
After that, we brought in a shaman who walked around the house repeating some weird chant thing I couldn't understand, and burning a bunch of special herbs to 'clear the house of negative energies'. This actually seemed to work, at first. But after a few weeks passed, the activity flared up again, even more violent than it was before.
Finally, we got in touch with a team of 'professional ghost hunters'. They showed up with a video camera and a van full of strange equipment, and after interviewing us about everything that had gone on, made us wait outside while they went in to...do whatever it is ghost hunters do, I guess.
I didn't see what happened...but only about ten minutes after they went inside, they suddenly came bolting out with faces white as bed sheets. Whatever they saw definitely made them afraid for their lives. Without a saying a word, they packed up their stuff and drove off as fast as they could.
Ever since then, it's been relentless, and we've just about run out of options. So with that in mind, please,
please tell me you have a plan for dealing with this thing that won't either end up backfiring, or be completely useless..."