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Wrex

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My Dwarves appear very...sadistic.
« on: August 07, 2012, 04:26:03 pm »
Against any high ranking goblin, there are no issues. They go for the weapon arm, then headshot, a clean kill. But anyone else? You better belive they are going to turn this into a monty python skit before the end of the seige. We have armless, legless, headless, torso's littering the ground outside, because Bomrek the Indigo Shreds wanted to live up to his name and reduce a squad of trolls to fine paste with his teeth. He has a perfectly good Artifact Bronze short sword in his hands, but it's not good enough for him, oh no. He has to bite eveyrone to death to prove what a magnificent bastard he is.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: My Dwarves appear very...sadistic.
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 04:45:09 pm »
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 04:48:39 pm by acetech09 »
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I challenge you to a game of 'Hide the Sausage', to the death.

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Re: My Dwarves appear very...sadistic.
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 04:46:16 pm »
EDIT: Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 04:48:46 pm by acetech09 »
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Re: My Dwarves appear very...sadistic.
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 04:50:57 pm »
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
You green bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: My Dwarves appear very...sadistic.
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 04:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on August 07, 2012, 04:50:57 pm
What are you going to do greenskin? bleed on me?
You green bearded bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Ftfy. The black knight = siege trolls.
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I challenge you to a game of 'Hide the Sausage', to the death.