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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: YOU ARE SPACE PROGRAM
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2012, 04:30:05 am »

Name: Mecha-Turnip
Function: Power Distribution Specialist.
PhD: PhD in Theoretical physics. (2004)
Masters: Masters in Electrotechnology (1991)
Bachelors: BS in Mechanical Engineering (1985)

Mecha-Turnip was created late in the 60's when experimental nano-technology reverse engineered from the Roswell crash was accidentally exposed to a live turnip, the nanites then proceeded to "enhance" the turnip by replacing parts of it with optic and auditory sensors as well as data storage, central processors and spider legs, the most efficient means of travel they had encountered.

design upgrades for the electrical systems, emphasizing on increased laser efficiency and power generation..
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Mullet Master

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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2012, 07:30:22 pm »

April 2009
Project Kickoff Meeting

(6) Ogden works feverishly for days, programming the AI to his own ends. He writes the majority of the code in a hodepodge of Nimrod, L#, and COBOL, and writes his own complier in assembly. By the time he is through with it, there are 125,000 lines of uncommented sphagetti code written to write-only memory deep within the bowels of the AI hardware.

(3) Hal looks at the code repository, at first thinking it is a virus or malicious programmer writing code. After about a month, Hal manages to lock one core of the AI into accepting only his code but the other core is filled with unreadable garbage. Just after the project status meeting in April, he discovers it is Ogden!

(4) Olaf is activated to the project, so he promptly commissions a Drone manufacturing facility. It will be functional within 2 years , you hope....

(6) Jack 'appropriates' a next generation ship-to-air salvo rocket system from the Navy. So what if it weighs 500kg, it's top of the line.

(3) la hears about the latest project in the cafeteria one day. He immediately starts drawing up a new menu, one for true space and culinary exploration! The first dish he creates is a Seabass and yam sandwich on potato bread, served with chives and an asian slaw! In triumph he prints a stack of menus and neatly places them in the cargo bay of the rover.

(4) Ron creates a new twitter account and uses crowdsourcing to raise another $100,000 for the mission, which is already overfunded by a half billion. Using his #Occupymars campaign, he gets a few C-list celebrities to post insipid Youtube videos about "mars" and "moons" or something. Most reading his report are confused.

(3) Mecha-turnip starts design of a new electrical system but is stalled by having to do lots of interviews and celebrity appearances for some user-generated video channels. He is developing a new emotion - resentment - towards another member of the team.

After seeing the work of the team, the Director of NASSA Bert Bunson looks distraught.
"Uh, we were sending a rover not a combat vessel here. And what the hell does it need a stack of menus for?"
"Furthermore, I heard the AI arguing with itself earlier. How is that going to help?"
"I am going to divide you into functional teams if progress doesn't occur by the next meeting in July! Dismissed!"


Current Design

Spoiler: Mechanical Layout (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Electronics (click to show/hide)

Total weight : 1645kg
Likelihood of success: "NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE!"

Mission Team:(This list is going to be summarized next turn - don't be alarmed if you are left off- I am quickly running into too long of post territory)


« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 07:44:16 pm by Mullet Master »
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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2012, 07:57:46 pm »

(So, will i have to do something to finish the facility, or will me doing something speed it up?)
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2012, 08:04:29 pm »

Divert resources from ... other players projects...
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE PROGRAM
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2012, 08:14:39 pm »

Continue working with the AIs. Get rid of Ogdens "Help".
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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2012, 08:37:08 pm »

Miniaturize the rocket system.
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2012, 08:47:19 pm »

Continue the creation of the Drone manufacturing facility. While doing this, work on two side projects:
A rover that fills all the mentioned criterias.
A great big cake.
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2012, 10:21:29 pm »

Satisfied with getting half of the AI system into chaotic form, Ogden decides to take on another project. The rover seems a little heavy so this is a good time to try out his theory on chaotic zero-space creative systems. Action: Design the chaotic z-space creative system and input what has been done so far with the drone manufacturing facility and hope that by creative chaos it finishes itself within the next few months automatically through the shear improbability of it actually happening in normal space. Look at the new menus and try to figure out what to have for lunch!
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2012, 11:26:11 pm »

"Excellent. Keep the green rolling in!"
Pay an outside programmer to program a system that runs all attempts to buy things by me, and that the orders will only go through if I allow them to.
"This should...Cut the expenses in half."

((Are you actually keeping track of the money used, or is my character completely useless?))
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2012, 12:40:52 am »

Commission a team to remove and store the menus, and instead laser etch the menu over all available surfaces of the rover - thereby saving weight whilst keeping everyone menu-informed. If there's time, add a dessert.
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« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2012, 03:54:50 am »

crawl into an air duct to evade interviewers and continue my work in peace.
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Mullet Master

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« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2012, 11:12:48 pm »

July 2009

(1) Ogden calibrates the retroencabulator to invert density map algorithms for the main rover. After succeeding, he realizes that he has succeeded in shrinking himself and the entire retroencabulator storage facility into approximately the size of an ant and a shoebox, respectively. Using objects found at your new height scale, you are going to have to figure out how to power the retroencabulator to revert yourself back to normal size.

(5) Hal starts to undo the code generated by Ogden. It requires complete severance of the two AI personalities, and now the spaghetti untangling algorithm has to be invented. Using the following example, complete the 3 basic AI reactions (seperate AIs if necessary)

EXAMPLE:
POWER("LOW")=1; SHUTDOWN("MINOR SYSTEMS"); MSG(EARTH,"POWER IS LOW);

CAKE("CORE.ISWHITE") = 1; ___________("BEAM DRILL"); MSG(________,"_________);
COMM("FAILED) = 1; RECALIBRATE(_____________); RETRY(____________);
TAKEPICTURE(TARGET)=____________; SENDTO(____________);


(5) Olaf has completely finished the design for a drone manufacturing facility. The first equipment brought in is a gigantic composites baking oven, also known as Composites And Kaolinite Evaporating Oven (CAKE Oven). As a test of its superior temperature control, you propose making a 1000kg , 10m diameter cake and serving it to the project team. This idea goes over well, and is submitted to Ron for approval.
 
The rest of the equipment that goes into the drone facility must be chose. You can only fit in one choice.
1) Drone-assembling drones - Bonus to drone research as your facility is a constant testbed. Very technologically ambitious.
2) Advanced Composites Plant - bonus to weight of all drones and assemblies produced within the building.
3) Advanced munitions capabilities - bonus to any weapons produced here. Popular for "side jobs" with the military.


(3) Jack tackles the low hanging fruit first. By lowering munition yield and range, it is possible to shave 100kg off the weight of the system.  To continue further is going to require spending major money on composite materials or further fundamental research.

(3) la spends many sleepless nights dreaming of the perfect typeface for the engravings. Finally, he decides on Frutiger for it's exceptional, continental clarity and has the entire menu engraved in multiple places, all over the rover by a pastry chef expertly wielding a laser engraver. Your team consists of 4 Sous Chefs, 2 Pasty Chefs, and one junior vegetable chopper. All the engravings have reduced the weight of the rover by 5 kg!

(4) Ron implements checks and balances for the project, adding an additional layer of fiduciary bureaucracy. In order for this project to come in at budget, this project will have to spend 0.5 billion dollars in the next 2 years. You need to approve or veto these following expenditures.

1: 1.3 billion - miniaturized tokamok reactor
2: .0003 billion - 10 meter diameter cake
3: .250 billion - finish the drone facility and hire machinists
4: .1 billion - ongoing upkeep of existing facilities and personnel


(6) Mecha-Turnip literally crawls into a series of air ducts and builds a secret lab within the bowels of the NASSA headquarters. He completes the plans for his new miniaturized tokamak reactor, but it will require significant effort to build. As the design is right now - it is going to cost 1.3 billion dollars.



Current Design

Spoiler: Mechanical Layout (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Electronics (click to show/hide)

Total weight : 1540kg
Likelihood of success: "EXPLODING IN LOW EARTH ORBIT"

Mission Team:(This list is going to be summarized next turn - don't be alarmed if you are left off- I am quickly running into too long of post territory)

Spoiler: Ron(borno) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jack(Scelly9) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: la(lawastooshort) (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 11:18:22 pm by Mullet Master »
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Unholy_Pariah

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« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2012, 11:27:29 pm »

Copyright my work,
If copyrighting is successful, propose a partnership with a power company to build several Tokomak reactors to supply cheap energy and squeeze competitors out of business.
Become worlds richest mechanical turnip thing.


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(5) Olaf has completely finished the design for a drone manufacturing facility. The first equipment brought in is a gigantic composites baking oven, also known as Composites And Kaolinite Evaporating Oven (CAKE Oven). As a test of its superior temperature control, you propose making a 1000kg , 10m diameter cake and serving it to the project team. This idea goes over well, and is submitted to Ron for approval.
 
The rest of the equipment that goes into the drone facility must be chose. You can only fit in one choice.
1) Drone-assembling drones - Bonus to drone research as your facility is a constant testbed. Very technologically ambitious.
2) Advanced Composites Plant - bonus to weight of all drones and assemblies produced within the building.
3) Advanced munitions capabilities - bonus to any weapons produced here. Popular for "side jobs" with the military.

Also i vote you take side jobs with the military, more income means more research funding :D
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 11:33:51 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2012, 11:46:21 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Install the liquid cooling systems, which fills the outer shells with liquid coolant, drawing the heat from the inner pods. ((Uhh, I do not understand the first problem, like at all. What does cake have to do with beam frills and messages?))
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 12:40:45 am »

Continue to miniaturize, if budget of 50 million is approved. If not: seek budget of $10 million to built mini charges.
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