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Gavakis

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Too much coke!
« on: August 06, 2012, 07:29:27 pm »
I left the game overnight, I got tight security and high food...
I left the smelters on.
I now have 595 + coke, what do?
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 07:31:48 pm »
Quote from: Gavakis on August 06, 2012, 07:29:27 pm
I left the game overnight, I got tight security and high food...
I left the smelters on.
I now have 595 + coke, what do?

Snort it, All of it.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 07:34:57 pm »
Start a multicontinental export system of your newfound beverage.

P.S.: add alcohol.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 07:45:41 pm »
Steel industry x5.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2012, 07:54:18 pm »
Forge, then melt, steel leggings, then forge everythng in your fort out of steel. Steel doors, steel barrels, stell armor, etc.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 08:01:54 pm »
Can't you build with it?

Or Create a Coke "Powered" Railway with mine-carts.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2012, 08:09:44 pm »
Mod it so you can eat coke.

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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2012, 08:11:29 pm »
Name the next dwarf who gets a strange mood "Charlie Sheen" and marvel at him collecting all the coke to his little workshop
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2012, 08:21:37 pm »
Make dwarven incendiary autoshotguns.

Make a typical autoshotgun, but load it with coke and dip it in magma before firing.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2012, 08:50:30 pm »
Oh... that's a lot is it... Maybe I should stop coke production at 900+ then?
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2012, 10:02:52 pm »
I was bangin' seven-gram rocks, that's how I roll !!WINNING!!

*Ahem*  Make lots and lots of steel?  Just build 3 smelters, set one to smelt iron on repeat, one to smelt pig iron on repeat, and the last to smelt steel on repeat.  You'll use it up rather fast, actually.  Burned through a 500+ stack myself rather quickly. 

After that... can get every dwarf in your fort in steel armor and never have to worry about rotting clothes or gobbos again?
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2012, 04:42:55 am »
Dwarven Freud.

Also, Charlie Sheen is half man, half cocaine (according to wikipedia :D )
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2012, 05:26:26 am »
How is it possible to have too much coke? Sounds to me like an impossible goal to achieve.
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2012, 05:28:30 am »
Quote from: terko on August 07, 2012, 05:26:26 am
How is it possible to have too much coke? Sounds to me like an impossible goal to achieve.
Maybe the coal to metal ratio is off key?
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Re: Too much coke!
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2012, 07:17:41 am »
Quote from: terko on August 07, 2012, 05:26:26 am
How is it possible to have too much coke? Sounds to me like an impossible goal to achieve.

When you set 4 smelters to repeat coke making, and then forget about them, and move to magma smelters, coke use slows, and coke production increases (especially when I'm anal about mining every single bit of lignite/coal)
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