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[Digital Hellhound]

I am not Red either. You insult me. I am above these lesser priests.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I AM THE SIGN-HANGER EXTRAORDINAIRE! I am Father Purple.

And I wasn't doing too bad. Until the Bishop showed up.

...How many people did I kill, exactly?

[monk12]

I am not Purple, either!

I like people guessing!

You didn't confess to manslaughter, did you?

[Digital Hellhound]

I may have been in contact with the police but I admit nothing of the sort.

[Errol]

As Father Red, I have to say that it was a nice ride except that I rolled like six ones this time around. It's probably poetic justice for placing first in the first round.

But hell, I have nobody to blame but myself for choosing The Unlucky as priest class.

[Greenstarfanatic]

As Father Red, I have to say that it was a nice ride except that I rolled like six ones this time around. It's probably poetic justice for placing first in the first round.

But hell, I have nobody to blame but myself for choosing The Unlucky as priest class.

Hey, I didn't do TOO badly with it.

[Toaster]

Let's just say I had nothing to do with it.  Really.

As Father Red, I have to say that it was a nice ride except that I rolled like six ones this time around. It's probably poetic justice for placing first in the first round.

And, yes Toaster, I'm Father Viridian.

So you're the Nudie Bros!

I'm betting Father Brown is Toaster due to the rationality of actions. Father Blue must be Yoink or someone who knows them memetics (punch yon snout!)...

I may calm and rational in Mafia, but that doesn't apply in the RTD forum.




Also, I claim credit for the greatest jump in points- from dead last to barely squeaking in.

I'm surprised no one connected theater arson with my earlier suggestion to that nature.  Hell, even my PM commented on it:

I should get an honorable mention for calling the Bishop a gobshite and living to tell the tale.

Also, time for Plan B.


Procure a smoke bomb and smoke out the theater.

[Digital Hellhound]

The best class is the Host. Which, yes, means that your priest is possessed by a demon from the foulest pits of hell.

[monk12]

The best class is the Host. Which, yes, means that your priest is possessed by a demon from the foulest pits of hell.

Ah, you must be Father Brown then!


And I turned in a poor individual performance- winning team gets 12 POPs, and I finished with 10   I'd like to think my banjolin concert did a good job helping the team win, though, even if it did end in my nudification.

[Digital Hellhound]

I'm afraid it is so. Though in this game it's safe to say all the priests are possessed.

...Tiruin, I am not rational? Whaaat? How dare you.

Anyway, moving on... top of the scoreboard and second on the first turn's scoreboard. I am the bestest priest. Now to keep this up.

[Tiruin]

I'm afraid it is so. Though in this game it's safe to say all the priests are possessed.

...Tiruin, I am not rational? Whaaat? How dare you.

I never said you weren't. I said Brown was 

Let's just say I had nothing to do with it.  Really.

As Father Red, I have to say that it was a nice ride except that I rolled like six ones this time around. It's probably poetic justice for placing first in the first round.

And, yes Toaster, I'm Father Viridian.

So you're the Nudie Bros!

Hail Brother Fire! XD

Well, looking forward to the next episode from la!

I hear...it's going to be a blast. [/evillaughhere]

[lawastooshort]

Episode Three: Hairy Babies

The Village of Termonfeckin...

”RIGHT. YOU’RE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT GOBSHITES AND I HATE YOU ALL. YOU WERE MEANT TO PROTEST AGAINST THE FECKIN’ SIN OF A FILLIM, NOT MAKE IT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FILLIM ON THE ISLAND SINCE THAT BOLLOCKS WITH THE SHIP AND THE SEA AND THE WAILING BINT AND ALL THAT SHITE. YOU, YOU, AND YOU,” shouts Bishop Lennan, pointing to a selection of the least competent priests on Rolly Island, ”FECKIN’ WELL FECK OFF BACK TO THE FECKIN’ RECTORY, YOU WORTHLESS FECKIN’ FECKERS.”

Bishop Lennan pauses to sigh rather over-dramatically.

”So. That leaves me with a bit of a dilemma. I’ve got a feckin’ problem, and I’ve only got you four gobshitin’ Latin-monkeys that I can trust to open a front door without causing some kind of fatal explosion or nudity-based priest-scandal. Arsebiscuits.”

The bishop walks over to a flipchart and flips over a sheet, revealing a collage of baby photos underneath.

”Now. You’ll notice something a bit feckin’ odd with these feckin’ babies. No,” he continues, motioning for Father Dick to stop waving his arm. ”It’s not that they’re all entrants in Rolly Island’s Lovely Baby Competition. They are, and I came back just earlier from judging it. But it’s not that. IT’S ALL THE FECKIN’ HAIR ON THEM. WE’VE GOT AN OUTBREAK OF HAIRY FECKIN’ BABIES, AND I WANT YOU TO DISCRETELY FIND THE HAIRY FECKIN’ BABY-MAKER! We can’t have another scandal like this on the island. Either we’ve got a feckin’ werewolf on the loose or we’ve got a very feckin’ hairy ladies’ man sowing some very feckin’ hairy oats. Either way, we need to put a stop to it.”

”Ok. I want one of you gobshites to take control of this mish- er task and to report directly to me. Any volunteers?”

Spoiler: Episode Three Mechanics (click to show/hide)

In the (partial) absence (hopefully) of death and in the interest of keeping things er moving along or something, there will be a kind of rotating cast. There are four priests in this Episode. The least excellent (or, if you will, the worst) priest will be replaced by a waitlisting priest (Father Boggar) for Episode Four. The excellence (or otherwise) of priests will (again) be determined by Priest Operative Points.

We shall proceed once someone volunteers to become Lead Priest! This responsibility confers both advantages and disadvantages, which will not be made public.

Spoiler: POPs (click to show/hide)

Right. In this Episode POPs will be awarded as follows.
+1 POP for each photo of a hairy baby a priest takes.
+3 POPs for each compromising photo of the hairy baby maker a priest takes.
+3 POPs for confronting a hairy baby maker suspect.
+5 POPs for catching the hairy baby maker red handed (so to speak).
+7 POPs for subduing a werewolf.

The objective is to unmask the hairy baby maker and prevent him (or her!) hairily defiling further women!

POPs will of course again be deducted for Unpriestly, Criminal, Shameful, Murderous, and Blasphemous actions (in ascending order of seriousness).

I think we’ll have a turn by turn POP chart this Episode, it was a bugger double checking POP allocation last time.

Father Brown 0
Father Green 0
Father Orange 0
Father Pink 0

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Nudie Bros. Hehehehe.

[Toaster]

Ooo!  Me!

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Reveals (click to show/hide)

Orange   1. monk12 as Father Dick
   2. micelus as Father John 'Don't'cha Know' Reilly
Virid   3. Tiruin as Father Tiruin
   4. Yoink as Father O’Feckerty
Cyan   5. Spaghetti7 as Father Boggar
Red   6. Errol as Father Errol
Brown   7. DigitalHellhound as Father Digital 'the Hound'
Pink   8. Toaster as Father Lars
Purple   9. Greenstarfanatic as Father Fusco

That just leaves Blue and Green.  I'm going to guess Yoink is Blue, since his actions tend toward the wordy, meaning Micelus is Green by process of elimination.

[monk12]

Father Dick is perfectly willing to let Father Lars assume responsibility for the consequences of his fellow priests' actions, and begins mentally reviewing his knowledge of werewolves. They're the wankers what don't like silver, right? Or is it brass? Some feckin' metal, I'm sure...