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[borno]

Commit plan to memory, begin first step of it.

[MrWillsauce]

Try and become human, again.

[3] IT RISES! ...in a somewhat disappointing form. The spirit of Scelly has possessed a lowly chicken on a farm to be its body.

Utilize my infinite funds to improve my cyborg form

[1]It turns out that Seth Green is already perfect as he is, any changes would have a negative impact.

go through an intense training session.

[1] Once again Seth is so perfect, that instead of training himself (impossible; he's a master of everything), he teaches inner-city children to stay away from drugs and gangs.

Wait at pearly gates for hot date.

[6] Hot date arrives. Turns out it's a double date; double for you! She brought her angel friend with her to meet you. The angels looks are a [3] on a scale of 1 to 3!

Tell her she can call me... Willy.

[5] The girls are excited by this. "Ooooooo" they say "is that a foreign name?" "Yes," you answer "it is Spanish". Things turn out well for Dirg, despite his hideous appearance and existence. +[1]x10 WtL. Dirg seems to have regenerated some of his lost constitution from the refreshing night of passion +[4] max Hp.

Commit plan to memory

[6] You already had it memorized. Twice.

begin first step of it.

[6] You succeed.The first step was to win. At everything. +[6] Olympic gold medals, +[3] nobel prizes, +[6] medals of honor.

Meh. Just like every other day in the life of Agent 47

Agent 47 endures more indescribable tortures. -[6] WtL. Agent 47's soul itself will soon be absolutely nothing.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 98/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green w/ infinite money machine, infinite monies
borno: 6/6 HP, Professional Winner w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP 2/6WtL, weak chicken with no legs OUT of Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 18/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak of nature in heaven. Is a total hit with the ladies despite being no more than a mashed up assortment of duck and chicken parts that have been crushed and burnt horribly.
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL, An average chicken
Corai: -12/6 HP -9/6 WtL overpowered assassin clone immune to bullets burning forever in Hell, proud winner of an iPod nanopad!

[Corai]

Wait, 47 never had a soul! Hes just a clone of a bunch of old men! Begin beating up a demon.

[Scelly9]

Become human

[MrWillsauce]

Wait, 47 never had a soul! Hes just a clone of a bunch of old men!

[1] Through the power of Christmas, 47 finally found his soul, and now it's about to be destroyed.

Begin beating up a demon.

[4]-WtL penalty. 47 gets up to, but falls back into the boiling pit. He has no will to do anything.

Become human

[5] The chicken sprouts a human head, but retains a chicken's body.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 98/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green w/ infinite money machine, infinite monies
borno: 6/6 HP, Professional Winner w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP 2/6WtL, weak chicken with no legs OUT of Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 18/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak of nature in heaven. Is a total hit with the ladies despite being no more than a mashed up assortment of duck and chicken parts that have been crushed and burnt horribly.
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL, a horribly mutated chicken with the head of a man
Corai: -12/6 HP -9/6 WtL overpowered assassin clone immune to bullets burning forever in Hell, proud winner of an iPod nanopad!

[Dirg]

Leave number for ladies. Begin praying to Indian life support to be brought back to life. (Woo, my characters an even more deformed chicken thats popular with the ladies like Chicken's uncle.)

[Spinal_Taper]

Purchase armor, weapons ect, enough to become a one man army.

[Scelly9]

Sprout arms, hands and legs.

[MrWillsauce]

Leave number for ladies.

[2] the ladies seem comatose from pure pleasure, so you leave the number on the nightstand. You can hear James Brown music wherever you go now and you have started to move with the flow of the funky tunes. +[3] WtL.

Begin praying to Indian life support to be brought back to life

[1] You pray "hello, is anyone there?" *Indian Accent* "Yes hello, this is Rajit from costumer service. How may I help you?"

Sprout arms, hands and legs.

[4] You wrap yourself up in a cocoon and begin a slow process of metamorphosis from chicken to man.

Purchase armor, weapons ect, enough to become a one man army.

[2] You travel to the only place you know of that sells weapons. Unfortunately, the proprietor of that establishment blew his head off after an awesomeness overdose.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 98/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green w/ infinite money machine, infinite monies
borno: 6/6 HP, Professional Winner w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP 2/6WtL, weak chicken with no legs OUT of Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 21/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak of nature in heaven. Is a total hit with the ladies despite being no more than a mashed up assortment of duck and chicken parts that have been crushed and burnt horribly.
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL, a horribly mutated chicken with the head of a man in a cocoon
Corai: -12/6 HP -9/6 WtL overpowered assassin clone immune to bullets burning forever in Hell, proud winner of an iPod nanopad!

[Scelly9]

Finish process when done.

[Dirg]

I'd like to return to earth.

[Spinal_Taper]

Buy up the US Army. Buy up Wayne Corp. Get the two of them to develop me armor, weapons, vehicles and rebuild my hot robot bod.

[borno]

Utilise recent successes to move onto step two, becoming number 1 in media!

[IronyOwl]

Oh. Well. This complicates things.

...being out of Hell complicates things? That's a bad sign.


Train flying. I will have much need of it, after all.

[RTD]

Hatch from a egg.

BEHOLD, THE RTD CHICKEN IS BORN.