Be upset
[3] You are marginally upset. -[3] WtL.
tell her she just told me they outsourced prayers to India
[5] She seems irritated with herself like she's made a mistake. She stares out you for a while trying to think of what to say before offering "the Indians are very nice people".
Ask her if she can just send me back to earth instead
[5] "I would sweetie, but you'll have to ask Mr.G about that yourself"
Give a lil wink and a peck flex to flirt and hopefully convince her to help.
[5] "Mmmmm..." she trails off and stares, drooling. "I'm not usually into one-eyed chicken-duck-things... but... there's something special about you... meet me by the Pearly Gates in fifty minutes during my break" *wink*
PULL OUT FIBER WIRE AND STRANGLE ANOTHER PERSON TO TEST WHAT HAPPENS.
[6] You somehow strangled the fiber wire into Hell when all of your other possessions have been destroyed (I don't want to know). There is a screaming man next to you. You strangle like you've never strangled before, but the man didn't appear to be breathing anyway. He screams at you louder, but he remains alive. A gang of demons walk over to you with molten pitchforks and prod at you with them -[2]x3 WtL. Strangely, although it is the most excruciating pain you've felt in your life, you don't seem to have been physically damaged by it, only psychologically drained. The demons leave, but the pain remains. You have lost all will to exist. You just want everything to end.
Use the six million dollars to improve my technology, thus becoming the six million dollar Seth
[6] You use your six million dollars to invent an infinite money machine. You gain infinite moneys. You are now infinite million dollar Seth.
Rise again as human.
[2] In front of the Gate to Hell is the ruins of a small farmhouse. That farmhouse was once alive and once abducted people, but now it is no more. All that remains are charred corpses, ashes, and a concrete foundation. Even though the house was absolutely dead, deep from the underworld, from beyond the cruelest hells, the spirit of Scelly lives on. Occasionally (scholars have dubbed the unit of time as a "turn"), the spirit of Scelly will try to escape and return to the Earth. For now we are safe, but how much longer will that safety last?
Bold previous action, hoping the GM will now notice it.
[1] Nope, GM ignores.
-What have I done?! How did I go from a chicken into Agent 47!?-
YOU QUESTIONED THE RULE OF THE ALL-POWERFUL GM!
Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 98/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green w/ infinite money machine, infinite monies
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP 2/6WtL, weak chicken with no legs OUT of Hell
Dirg: -97/6HP 8/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak of nature in heaven. Is a total hit with the ladies despite being no more than a mashed up assortment of duck and chicken parts that have been crushed and burnt horribly.
Scelly9: -2/8 HP -3/6 WtL, the tortured soul of a ruined farmhouse dwelling in the depths of the eerie pits waiting for a chance to enact vengeance upon the world
Corai: -12/6 HP -3/6 WtL overpowered assassin clone immune to bullets burning forever in Hell, proud winner of an iPod nanopad!
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