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[Corai]

Take a young child as human shield, threaten to torture it to death if cops get out of car. Shoot it's mother.

[Dirg]

Tell air its ungrateful, sharpen talons to a fine point for shanking later.

[MrWillsauce]

Smack them with inside furniture.

[3] You hit them each over the head with an ottoman, but the effects are marginal.

Tell air its ungrateful

[4] You manage to tell the air how ungrateful it is while you plummet to your death

sharpen talons to a fine point for shanking later.

[3] You sharpen your talons as you quickly approach the ground. You hit the earth with a sickening crunch -[4]HP. One of your sharpened talons pierces your eye -[4]HP. NOW you are actually in Hell. You see Ironowl being boiled alive in a pot of blood to your left.

Take a young child as human shield

[5] You successfully manhandle a nearby little boy into a shielding position in front of you

threaten to torture it to death if cops get out of car

[1] Your voice cracks and all of those words are unintelligible to the police. Not knowing what you said, they get out of the car.

Shoot it's mother.

[1] It has no mother. You shoot your own mother by mistake. -[3]WtL.

Spinal_Taper: 0/0 HP, is a bankrupt television show
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell being boiled in blood
 Dirg: -1/6HP, one-eyed freak of nature in Hell
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 4/6 WtL, sentient farmhouse w/ an axe, 2 girl scouts, 48 cookies, 2 shotguns (0 shells)
Corai: 1/6 HP 3/6 WtL A murderer w/ constipation, $2,000,000, handgun (8 bullets)

[Scelly9]

Fine other buildings, grant sentience.

Check your PMs

[Corai]

Shoot at police, bribe nearby pedestrian that looks shady to help fight.

[Spinal_Taper]

Recreate TV show. Or become an incarnation of Vishnu.

[Dirg]

Change name to Willy and walk out of hell like a boss.

[MrWillsauce]

Fine other buildings

[1] There are no fine buildings. They are all decrepit and ugly.

grant sentience.

[3] Without any fine other buildings to be friends with, you decide to grant sentience to one of the Girl Scout Cookies. She says "KILL THE YOUNGLINGS! KILL THE CHILDREN! THOSE TWO LITTLE SLUTS KILL THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!"

Change name to Willy

[2] Unfortunately there is no name-changing paperwork in Hell.

walk out of hell like a boss.

[6] You do a haters-gonna-hate walk to the fiery gates of hell. IronyOwl gives you look of pleading and yells out to you not to leave. "SAVE ME!" He yells. You ignore him. Swag. The demons try to hate on you, but your walk is impervious to haters. You moonwalk out of hell and get your soul back. As you step out of the fiery gate, you find yourself in Scelly9's front yard.

Shoot at police

[1] You shoot the child by accident. -[3]HP. The child is unresponsive and bleeding out all over you.

bribe nearby pedestrian that looks shady to help fight.

[1] You give all of your 2 million dollars to a shady-looking pedestrian. It turns out he is indeed very shady. Instead of aiding you in the fight, he runs off into down the street and turns a corner. You begin to feel more pain in your bowels welling up.

Recreate TV show.

[5] You revive Robot Chicken and entertain people across the land. Unfortunately, Seth Green suffered from a horrible incident involve an electric toaster and a bowl of mayonnaise. The only way to save him is by performing an operation just like the one done to the Robot Chicken. The operation is done and your spirit and Seth's are now one. You are the Seth Green. +100 WtL.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 100/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell being boiled in blood
 Dirg: 6/6HP, one-eyed freak of nature infront of Scelly9
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 4/6 WtL, sentient farmhouse w/ an axe, 2 girl scouts, 48 cookies, 2 shotguns (0 shells), and a sentient Girl Scout Cookie
Corai: 1/6 HP 3/6 WtL A murderer w/ constipation, handgun (7 bullets)

[Scelly9]

Eat dirg, shoot with shotgun.

[Corai]

Yell "SMART" to the shady man. Break child's neck and make a run for it.

[Dirg]

Chuck nearby eggs at farm house.

[Spinal_Taper]

Continues making episodes

[MrWillsauce]

Eat dirg

[3] You "swallow" Dirg, by which I mean you get him to enter you through the front door.

shoot with shotgun.

[2] You have difficulties wielding a shotgun, being a house. You had no ammo anyway. The cookie screams at you "KILL THE STUPID SLUTS! BASH THEIR HEADS IN! DO IT PUSSY!"

Yell "SMART" to the shady man

[3]You yell "SMART" at the man, but he is gone. Nothing is accomplished.

Break child's neck

[3] The child was already dead, but you break his neck for good measure.

make a run for it.

[4] You are able to dodge the police officers' bullets as you jump into an alley. Now you are corner and the police are short behind you.

Chuck nearby eggs at farm house.

[5] You lay an egg and chuck it at the living room wall. This makes Scelly9 feel disgusting and slimy -[3]WtL.

Continues making episodes

[4]Cyborg Seth Green makes pretty good episodes. They aren't as great as they were, but they are still pretty good. You make [2]00,000 dollars for the whole season.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP 100/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green w/ $200,000
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell being boiled in blood
Dirg: 6/6HP, one-eyed freak of nature inside of Scelly9
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 1/6 WtL, sentient farmhouse w/ an axe, 2 girl scouts, 48 cookies, 2 shotguns (0 shells), a sentient Girl Scout Cookie, Dirg
Corai: 1/6 HP 3/6 WtL evil murderer w/ constipation, handgun (7 bullets)

[Scelly9]

Hit dirg with axe.

Check yo PMs

[Corai]

Pull a Agent 47: break a random guy's neck silently while he is on phone. Change into his clothes, hide gun, and hide body. Act innocent and say "a insane person with a gun went that way." while pointing at bank.